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Description: "Recorded LIVE at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on Friday, May 23, 2014."
Runtime: 1:41:32
Recorded Fri, 23rd May 2014
Released Mon, 26th May 2014
Show notes by @HBOhelper
0:00 Smodco ads, DAVE School; DCentertainment.com - Batman '66 Meets The Green Hornet.
3:10 Kyle Hebert intro.
4:00 Kevin has his Fat Pants on; Tusk is finished. Chicken cheesesteak. Kevin references rude tweeter.
6:55 Shout-outs: Alvin offers wife Emerald on-stage to give a hug. "Tent in the fat-pants."
10:45 Dean Taylor celebrates his birthday on his own. Ralph buys Dean a drink. Kevin offers a hooker. Sly Stallone pitches in.
13:45 Nick Folseca's friend emails in on his behalf. Arnie calls him an asshole.
14:45 Mike Loparda and Farron from Pittsburg, PA spit in Kevin's face. Celebrating being cancer-free for 1 year. Kevin's sexy voice. Brown-isms. "Hot dog in the bun."
18:45 Jacob and Phil explain their secret origins. The German's pitch in.
21:25 Faun throws friend-with-benefit, Billy, some. Al Pacino impressed.
24:09 Dena Hockenberry, Cassandra and Dennis get Kevin to work the pole for Dena's birthday, w/ David Bowie. "Huge!"
26:35 Email bag: Michael sends in movie-mashups.
28:03 Arnie Sings: The Witch Doctor.
30:10 Hunter Clarke sends in a water sprinkler.
31:00 Adam Kirke sends in the HBO Loyalty Card.
31:45 Dynamic Duets: Thomas in Madison, WI sends in Those Were The Days, (the All In The Family theme). Ralph has a drink.
34:20 Tinseltown Stiffs: Jerry Vale. Pretend You Don't See Her.
36:53 Tinseltown stiff: Gordon Willis. Interview.
39:25 Hollywood Helpers: #CapForStrat Twitter Update,
41:00 Exquisite Acting: Randy sends in Robert De Niro as Famous Leader.
44:00 Shit That Should Not Be: Frank from Brooklyn, NY, Die Hard 2 (Black actor with white hand). (Video unavailable).
46:44 SModCo ads: LootCrate/Babble.
48:50 Kev-In: Kev-Zilla. The Doors by Matt Rob. Ghost.
53:15 HBO Headlines: Lindsay Lohan in the VIP room with her brother.
55:45 Expendibles 3 waltz at Cannes. Ralph re-enacts. "Beard." Travolta. Gay Ghost.
59:20 Justin Bieber parties shirtless at every party. Offered $1m from Larry Flint for an ad. "Wearing a grape."
1:01:00 **first appearance** Justin Slaughter sends in a Kimye theme. Kim and Kanye getting married on Saturday, The Wedding of the Century! Amber alert. Facial.
1:06:10 Kendall Jenner can't read.
1:07:40 Willow Smith draws the attention of the law.
1:09:00 Burger King ditching their slogan: "Be your way." "BOO!" "Living the Burger King lifestyle." "Eat up, Fatass!"
1:11:40 McDonalds Happy Meal character.
1:12:45 Arsenio Hall in the running to own The LA Clippers.
1:14:00 Ryan Seacrest sings on American Idol.
1:16:15 Black Magic Mike, "Chocolate City" announced. Ralph moist.
1:17:00 Jon Bon Jovi wants to move the Buffalo Bills to Toronto. "Give The Bills a break!" "Fuck you!"
1:19:00 Madonna leeches onto Katy Perry. "Elderly aunt." "Elder abuse." Ralph feels Madonna is embarrassing herself. Ralph promises an S&M photoshoot. "Glom-on."
1:21:00 Memorial Day celebrated. Farrah Abraham celebrates a month as she gives her $0.02. "Those words were strung together ..."
1:23:45 Geek News: Edgar Wright is leaving Ant Man. Kevin will investigate.
1:26:15 Batman 5 Superman: Dawn of Justice. David Goyer (Podcast available in link), called She-Hulk a porn star. Martian Manhunter.
1:32:00 JJ Abrams and Star Wars: Force For Change. Time Line.
1:35:00 Hugh Jackman wants an X-Men/Avengers crossover. "No."
1:36:30 Working Wolverine claws.
1:37:30 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
Hollywood Babble-On 168: May 16, 2014
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Description: "Recorded LIVE at The Improv in Brea, CA on Friday, May 16, 2014."
Runtime: 2:05:04
Recorded Fri, 16th May 2014
Released Mon, 19th May 2014
Show notes by @HBOhelper
0:00 Smodco ads, DAVE School.
1:35 Kyle Hebert intro.
2:20 Ralph functioning at 47%, as he went to the premiere of A Million Ways to Die in the West. Ralph goes to the After Party. Ralph dropping names all over; Charleze Theron, Sean Penn et al. "No pictures!" "Smile, prickly!" Hatey/Haiti. "Yeah, that was funny." "... and now I'm here with you."
9:50 Spiccoli references. Liam Neeson's cock waiting tables.
11:10 Shout-outs: Josias Arebalo of The Comic Syndicate has Al Pacino let HBO virgins Leah, Tony and Farrah know what they are in for.
14:45 Gabriel Gonzales causes Ghost references. Wife Liz's birthday. The German's explain Scheiße ..
18:47 Nate The Cyclops gets his shout-out read out, finally. Kevin makes advances toward sister Rachel. "Butterchurning." Pun-off.
22:20 Evan and Caley celebrate Caley's 21st birthday. "We don't need your life story!" "She looks like she's about 12 ..." "Rectal exam practice dummy." "Nnnnrrrrrrghhhhh!" "Changin' tires at the Indy 500!" "How tight is your asshole?!" "David Bowie singing to Caley for her birthday, and she likes to finger-fuck her boyfriend."
28:10 Jack Daniels fairy sent by Sir Nicole.
29:00 Email Bag: Adam Schaff from Australia sends in a Ralph/Justin Bieber mashup.
30:40 Anthony sends in the Justin Bieber camper van. Kevin thanks Ralph for using "Finger-fuck."
32:00 David Riley sends in Arnie to sing Be Our Guest from Beauty and the Beast.
34:50 Brent Walker sends in Lego Ghostbusters.
36:00 Freelance Guy sends in Kevin's Night of the Lupus (Video unavailable). Bunny Eating Raspberry.
38:00 Dynamic Duets: Noah Schevallier sends in the Three's Company theme. False-start.
41:15 Tinseltown Stiffs: H. R. Giger. Brain Salad Surgery. Alien,
45:00 Hollywood Helper: The Cast of The Avengers. #CapForStrat "Show him the film and then ... *BOOM!*"
50:30 Shit That Should Not Be: Prad Blazic sends in Rain Man.
54:00 SModCo ads: Harry's Quality Shave Products. Promo code: babble
55:55 Exquisite Acting: Wayne Clarke sends in DarkMan. "Take the fucking elephant!"
58:08 Kev-In: Kev-Ludo. Kev to the Future. Smithon and Garmanfunkel.
1:01:42 HBO Headlines: Casey Kasem disappeared and reappeared. "Waterskiing in Washington."
1:05:25 Justin Bieber is a Batman Villain, at this point. Attempted robbery. "King Friday." Kevin praises and berates Ralph. Property laws discussed. "Death penalty!"
1:12:30 The Plastics - You Want To Be One Of Us.
1:15:50 Solange Knowles attacks Jay Z. "Hello, everyone!" "Whuuuuuuuuuuuut?!"
1:22:00 Willow Smith joins a cult, Osho. Lovitz takes a hit. "'Trees are blue.' Fuck you!"
1:27:30 Kim Kardashian get a wall of flowers.
1:30:20 Lindsay Lohan theme missing, and Kevin performs it. Ralph mocks the leggings that Lindsay allegedly failed to promote.
1:32:45 John Hamm gets his own statue at Madame Tussauds. Selfie.
1:35:15 EuroVision Conchita Wurst - Rise Like A Phoenix. "It's his beard!"
1:40:30 Miley Cyrus in London. Doll. Neeson.
1:44:20 Cop Out Vs. Sharktopus.
1:44:45 Batfleck sad! Kevin on The Dark Knight Returns. Kevin on the upcoming BatPromotion. Kanye sad! 60's Batfleck. "I was da bomb in Phantoms, yo!"
1:51:40 Live-action Batman: The Animated Series.
1:52:50 Channing Tatum to play Gambit in the upcoming X-Men movie.
1:53:35 Boca Raton real estate. Flight Deck. Kevin not so much a fan of Star Trek: The Next Generation, but The OG series.
1:55:00 Star Wars to be released on Blu, VOD untinkered. Harrison Ford to return to Blade Runner. "I'm tired and drunk!"
1:57:00 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
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Description: "Recorded LIVE at The Improv in Brea, CA on Friday, May 16, 2014."
Runtime: 2:05:04
Recorded Fri, 16th May 2014
Released Mon, 19th May 2014
Show notes by @HBOhelper
0:00 Smodco ads, DAVE School.
1:35 Kyle Hebert intro.
2:20 Ralph functioning at 47%, as he went to the premiere of A Million Ways to Die in the West. Ralph goes to the After Party. Ralph dropping names all over; Charleze Theron, Sean Penn et al. "No pictures!" "Smile, prickly!" Hatey/Haiti. "Yeah, that was funny." "... and now I'm here with you."
9:50 Spiccoli references. Liam Neeson's cock waiting tables.
11:10 Shout-outs: Josias Arebalo of The Comic Syndicate has Al Pacino let HBO virgins Leah, Tony and Farrah know what they are in for.
14:45 Gabriel Gonzales causes Ghost references. Wife Liz's birthday. The German's explain Scheiße ..
18:47 Nate The Cyclops gets his shout-out read out, finally. Kevin makes advances toward sister Rachel. "Butterchurning." Pun-off.
22:20 Evan and Caley celebrate Caley's 21st birthday. "We don't need your life story!" "She looks like she's about 12 ..." "Rectal exam practice dummy." "Nnnnrrrrrrghhhhh!" "Changin' tires at the Indy 500!" "How tight is your asshole?!" "David Bowie singing to Caley for her birthday, and she likes to finger-fuck her boyfriend."
28:10 Jack Daniels fairy sent by Sir Nicole.
29:00 Email Bag: Adam Schaff from Australia sends in a Ralph/Justin Bieber mashup.
30:40 Anthony sends in the Justin Bieber camper van. Kevin thanks Ralph for using "Finger-fuck."
32:00 David Riley sends in Arnie to sing Be Our Guest from Beauty and the Beast.
34:50 Brent Walker sends in Lego Ghostbusters.
36:00 Freelance Guy sends in Kevin's Night of the Lupus (Video unavailable). Bunny Eating Raspberry.
38:00 Dynamic Duets: Noah Schevallier sends in the Three's Company theme. False-start.
41:15 Tinseltown Stiffs: H. R. Giger. Brain Salad Surgery. Alien,
45:00 Hollywood Helper: The Cast of The Avengers. #CapForStrat "Show him the film and then ... *BOOM!*"
50:30 Shit That Should Not Be: Prad Blazic sends in Rain Man.
54:00 SModCo ads: Harry's Quality Shave Products. Promo code: babble
55:55 Exquisite Acting: Wayne Clarke sends in DarkMan. "Take the fucking elephant!"
58:08 Kev-In: Kev-Ludo. Kev to the Future. Smithon and Garmanfunkel.
1:01:42 HBO Headlines: Casey Kasem disappeared and reappeared. "Waterskiing in Washington."
1:05:25 Justin Bieber is a Batman Villain, at this point. Attempted robbery. "King Friday." Kevin praises and berates Ralph. Property laws discussed. "Death penalty!"
1:12:30 The Plastics - You Want To Be One Of Us.
1:15:50 Solange Knowles attacks Jay Z. "Hello, everyone!" "Whuuuuuuuuuuuut?!"
1:22:00 Willow Smith joins a cult, Osho. Lovitz takes a hit. "'Trees are blue.' Fuck you!"
1:27:30 Kim Kardashian get a wall of flowers.
1:30:20 Lindsay Lohan theme missing, and Kevin performs it. Ralph mocks the leggings that Lindsay allegedly failed to promote.
1:32:45 John Hamm gets his own statue at Madame Tussauds. Selfie.
1:35:15 EuroVision Conchita Wurst - Rise Like A Phoenix. "It's his beard!"
1:40:30 Miley Cyrus in London. Doll. Neeson.
1:44:20 Cop Out Vs. Sharktopus.
1:44:45 Batfleck sad! Kevin on The Dark Knight Returns. Kevin on the upcoming BatPromotion. Kanye sad! 60's Batfleck. "I was da bomb in Phantoms, yo!"
1:51:40 Live-action Batman: The Animated Series.
1:52:50 Channing Tatum to play Gambit in the upcoming X-Men movie.
1:53:35 Boca Raton real estate. Flight Deck. Kevin not so much a fan of Star Trek: The Next Generation, but The OG series.
1:55:00 Star Wars to be released on Blu, VOD untinkered. Harrison Ford to return to Blade Runner. "I'm tired and drunk!"
1:57:00 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
Hollywood Babble-On 167: May 09, 2014.
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Description: "Recorded LIVE at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on Friday, May 09, 2014."
Runtime: 1:48:59
Recorded Fri, 9th May 2014
Released Mon, 12th May 2014
Show notes by @HBOhelper
0:00 Smodco ads, DAVE School.
2:22 Kyle Hebert intro.
3:20 Ralph offers congratulations to Kevin for the release of the Jay and Silent Bobs Super Groovy Cartoon Movie; Ralph plays Dick Head. Clip played.
6:00 Shout-outs: eye-jizz. "Road-Head." Justin and Suzanne from Tallahassee, FL, "America's cock." In town for a wedding. Jerry Lewis steps in. Kevin watched Labyrinth and recounts Ludo to Ralph, and offers it as an out in case of trouble.
9:20 Justin and Nicole from Chicago celebrate one year's marriage. "Irish carbomb." Justin sends in art; Give that penis a sandwich. Bowie illustrated. Gay Ghost vs. Penetant Man.
13:15 Jake, Kristin, Yasmine and Suzanne "Hello, Mom!" Jake asks to initiate a 4-way. Kevin rattled. 50's Ralph mocked.
17:40 Joseph and Emily from Nashville, TN "Dumpster-diving in the Garbage Blossom." German touring advice. "Show us your tits!"
20:40 Lindsay and Lee Tomic from Seattle, travel to LA. Ralph mocks name. Bowie shout-out.
23:50 Email bag: Jacob Zeba sends in Manly Babblers,
25:50 Ed Wynne gives Happy Mothers day to Nana Babs from Jess Corben in Sydney, Aus. Irish Carbombs,
29:15 Tiffany sends in Under The Sea by Arnie,
31:00 Lucas Hipkins sends in Lego Jaws. Hooper. Gobblin' Shark.
32:30 David Edwards reenacts It's A Small World.
34:50 Dynamic Duets: Brenda Floslin from Boulder, Colorado asks for Opposites Attract by Paula Abdul.
36:45 SModCo ads. lootcrate.com
38:32 Tinseltown Stiffs: Lee Marshall. "Grrrrrave!"
40:30 Tinseltown Stiff: Efrem Zimbalist, Jr. Efram. Batman. More Irish Carbombs.
45:00 Hollywood Helpers: Daniel Bryan invites Connor Michalek to WrestleMania before doors open.
49:00 Exquisite Acting: Lady Cop Show. How to pacify a dog; by Kevin Smith.
53:20 Shit That Should Not Be: Stallone's Over The Top. (Video unavailable). "Wrestling Amy!"
58:40 Kev-In: Gotham. The Walking SMod. The SModage People.
1:01:35 HBO Headlines: Affleck beat the dealer.
1:05:00 Miley Cyrus resumes Bangerz tour in London. Ass. "Gifted performer and artiste." Miley Cyrus Gang.
1:08:45 Power Rangers movie in works. Ralph was a fan. "Piss Games."
1:11:50 Baz Luhrman working on an Elvis Presley biopic.
1:13:00 Flintstones Movie in the works.
1:13:55 Movies That Will Suck: Beverly Hills Cop 4.
1:17:30 Ralph bewildered by Kim "Bonehead" Kardashian. "Whuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut?!"
1:20:20 Farrah Abraham sets a bad example for MTV.
1:22:00 Jessica Alba never wants her grandparents to see her boobs. "Pass the yams!"
1:24:10 Monica Lewinsky fueds with Beyoncé. Does anyone really give a shit at this point?
1:25:55 Seth Rogen defends this tweet about Justin Bieber. "Cartoonishly evil." Dating a Jenner. Mayweather.
1:31:20 Geek News: Gotham trailer. Other comic titles coming soon.
1:35:00 Cap'n America deemed a pervert.
1:38:00 Kirsten Dunst's teeth take a hit, again. Exhaust Port.
1:39:40 Ralph Blows: 0.09. Warner Home Video provide gifts.
1:43:30 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes. "Shut up!"
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Description: "Recorded LIVE at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on Friday, May 09, 2014."
Runtime: 1:48:59
Recorded Fri, 9th May 2014
Released Mon, 12th May 2014
Show notes by @HBOhelper
0:00 Smodco ads, DAVE School.
2:22 Kyle Hebert intro.
3:20 Ralph offers congratulations to Kevin for the release of the Jay and Silent Bobs Super Groovy Cartoon Movie; Ralph plays Dick Head. Clip played.
6:00 Shout-outs: eye-jizz. "Road-Head." Justin and Suzanne from Tallahassee, FL, "America's cock." In town for a wedding. Jerry Lewis steps in. Kevin watched Labyrinth and recounts Ludo to Ralph, and offers it as an out in case of trouble.
9:20 Justin and Nicole from Chicago celebrate one year's marriage. "Irish carbomb." Justin sends in art; Give that penis a sandwich. Bowie illustrated. Gay Ghost vs. Penetant Man.
13:15 Jake, Kristin, Yasmine and Suzanne "Hello, Mom!" Jake asks to initiate a 4-way. Kevin rattled. 50's Ralph mocked.
17:40 Joseph and Emily from Nashville, TN "Dumpster-diving in the Garbage Blossom." German touring advice. "Show us your tits!"
20:40 Lindsay and Lee Tomic from Seattle, travel to LA. Ralph mocks name. Bowie shout-out.
23:50 Email bag: Jacob Zeba sends in Manly Babblers,
25:50 Ed Wynne gives Happy Mothers day to Nana Babs from Jess Corben in Sydney, Aus. Irish Carbombs,
29:15 Tiffany sends in Under The Sea by Arnie,
31:00 Lucas Hipkins sends in Lego Jaws. Hooper. Gobblin' Shark.
32:30 David Edwards reenacts It's A Small World.
34:50 Dynamic Duets: Brenda Floslin from Boulder, Colorado asks for Opposites Attract by Paula Abdul.
36:45 SModCo ads. lootcrate.com
38:32 Tinseltown Stiffs: Lee Marshall. "Grrrrrave!"
40:30 Tinseltown Stiff: Efrem Zimbalist, Jr. Efram. Batman. More Irish Carbombs.
45:00 Hollywood Helpers: Daniel Bryan invites Connor Michalek to WrestleMania before doors open.
49:00 Exquisite Acting: Lady Cop Show. How to pacify a dog; by Kevin Smith.
53:20 Shit That Should Not Be: Stallone's Over The Top. (Video unavailable). "Wrestling Amy!"
58:40 Kev-In: Gotham. The Walking SMod. The SModage People.
1:01:35 HBO Headlines: Affleck beat the dealer.
1:05:00 Miley Cyrus resumes Bangerz tour in London. Ass. "Gifted performer and artiste." Miley Cyrus Gang.
1:08:45 Power Rangers movie in works. Ralph was a fan. "Piss Games."
1:11:50 Baz Luhrman working on an Elvis Presley biopic.
1:13:00 Flintstones Movie in the works.
1:13:55 Movies That Will Suck: Beverly Hills Cop 4.
1:17:30 Ralph bewildered by Kim "Bonehead" Kardashian. "Whuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut?!"
1:20:20 Farrah Abraham sets a bad example for MTV.
1:22:00 Jessica Alba never wants her grandparents to see her boobs. "Pass the yams!"
1:24:10 Monica Lewinsky fueds with Beyoncé. Does anyone really give a shit at this point?
1:25:55 Seth Rogen defends this tweet about Justin Bieber. "Cartoonishly evil." Dating a Jenner. Mayweather.
1:31:20 Geek News: Gotham trailer. Other comic titles coming soon.
1:35:00 Cap'n America deemed a pervert.
1:38:00 Kirsten Dunst's teeth take a hit, again. Exhaust Port.
1:39:40 Ralph Blows: 0.09. Warner Home Video provide gifts.
1:43:30 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes. "Shut up!"
Hollywood Babble-On 166: May 2nd, 2014
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Description: "Recorded LIVE at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on Friday, May 2nd, 2014."
Runtime: 1:36:52
Recorded Fri, 2nd May 2014
Released Mon, 5th May 2014
Show notes by @Forgeticus
0:00 Smodco ad for DAVE School.
1:38 Kyle Hebert intro.
2:25 Kev gets email from Gene Simmons. He is interested in Kevin's new Christmas horror movie, Anti-Claus. "Are you interested in making $3 million horror movies?"
5:15 Gene would like to Kevin make 3 changes to the movie:
* Does it have to have Krampus in it?
6:10 * Can Kevin take all the comedy out?
7:02 * Does it have to take place at Christmas?
7:25 So Kevin is maybe working on a different, new horror project with Gene Simmons.
8:25 It's been a year since HBO left the Lovitz.
9:23 Shoutouts: "It's a segment we call- I do the same fucking thing every week, how do you not know the cue by now?"
10:30 Jessica and Albert, world travelers. Kevin wants ice cream. Huell Howser welcomes.
14:32 John and Bob are married. Kev is Chewy. Bob is allowed to sleep with Kevin. Pacino welcomes.
17:40 Jason and Sarah. Jason fired for insubordination. Sexy Kev welcomes. "It wasn't creepy when you told the guy with the mustache you were gonna ride his face and hold onto the handlebars. That wasn't creepy. [Now] you're looking at a woman, and you're all flustered."
20:00 R.J. and Mellisa. The Germans give teaching advice? "Kindergarten is a German word, you know. It means BEAT THE SHIT OUT of children until they LEARN THINGS!"
22:00 Annie and Janet from Battican City. David Bowie welcomes. Fuck you, José.
24:18 Smodco ads.
25:54: Email bag: Troy made a trailer for animated Babble-On movie Rise of the Garmy.
29:00 Lucas sends in Arnold being a dick Photo.
30:25 Andy wants to hear Arnold sing "My Favorite Things".
32:40 Postal Worker Reuben sends in 2 new HBO stamps. Photo. Charlton Heston creepy clown.
33:28 Alex sends in photo of dog welcomed to LA. Photo.
33:53 Dynamic Duets: Joanne wants "You're the One that I want" from Grease.
35:50 Guest Bane. "Welcome to Open Mic Night here at the Improv."
38:55 Tinseltown Stiffs: musician Larry Ramos.
40:40 Tinseltown Stiff: Mad Magazine editior Al Feldstein. Photo.
43:30 Tinseltown Stiff: Actor Bob Hoskins. Clip.
46:13 Tinseltown Stiff: DJ E-Z Rock "It Takes Two"
47:08 Hollywood Helper: Pornhub to plant trees. "Pornhub gives America wood." Photo.
50:06 Shit That Should Not Be: Flash Gordon Earthquake Clip. Photo.
52:55 Exquisite Acting: Harrison Ford in Temple of Doom. "We are Going to Die!"
54:50 Smodco Ads.
56:20 Kev-In: Spiderman, Scarface, Kevin in The Wonder Years clip.
1:00:35 HBO Headlines: Craig Ferguson to leave The Late Late Show. Clip.
1:03:05 George Clooney is getting married.
1:03:26 A racist man in the crowd would like a word
1:04:20 Kevin's had enough, throws the racist prick out. The crowd turns. "There's a gaza strip club down the street. You might like that, Sir."
1:06:50 Clippers owner Donald Sterling just left, and is no longer welcome at Hollywood Babble-On.
1:08:14 Ralph and Kevin think about throwing another audience member out, or everyone even. "You don't bring hate into my comedy club."
1:09:10 Lindsay Lohan uninsurable in new movie. Trying to raise funds. Article.
1:10:00 Kim Kardashian buying multiple copies of her Vouge cover. Article. Sad Kayne. Kayne to sell 3 vinyl collection of him just talking, giving life advice.
1:13:32 Justin Bieber releases new duet with Poo Bear. Impromptu "It Takes Two". Actavis to stop making codeine syrup.
1:16:24 Jon Hamm calls Justin Bieber a shit head.
1:17:15 Fox to do live Grease on TV.
1:18:10 Fox is developing a TV show about teenage Jesus called "Nazareth". Smallville for Jesus.
1:21:20 Paul Simon and his wife beat each other up. Photo. "Yeah... that's Paul Simon. Hello darkness my old friend."
1:22:28 Movies That Will Suck: Peeps the movie. "To which I would say: not every fucking thing's a movie!"
1:24:27 Geek News: Justice League movie announced. Zack Snyder to direct. Maybe 2018.
1:26:42 Star Wars Episode 7 had a table read. Photo. Harrison Ford talks to J.J. Abrams.
1:31:05 Dr. Who the porn parody "Dr. Whore." Photo.
1:32:28 Liam Neeson's cock jokes.
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Description: "Recorded LIVE at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on Friday, May 2nd, 2014."
Runtime: 1:36:52
Recorded Fri, 2nd May 2014
Released Mon, 5th May 2014
Show notes by @Forgeticus
0:00 Smodco ad for DAVE School.
1:38 Kyle Hebert intro.
2:25 Kev gets email from Gene Simmons. He is interested in Kevin's new Christmas horror movie, Anti-Claus. "Are you interested in making $3 million horror movies?"
5:15 Gene would like to Kevin make 3 changes to the movie:
* Does it have to have Krampus in it?
6:10 * Can Kevin take all the comedy out?
7:02 * Does it have to take place at Christmas?
7:25 So Kevin is maybe working on a different, new horror project with Gene Simmons.
8:25 It's been a year since HBO left the Lovitz.
9:23 Shoutouts: "It's a segment we call- I do the same fucking thing every week, how do you not know the cue by now?"
10:30 Jessica and Albert, world travelers. Kevin wants ice cream. Huell Howser welcomes.
14:32 John and Bob are married. Kev is Chewy. Bob is allowed to sleep with Kevin. Pacino welcomes.
17:40 Jason and Sarah. Jason fired for insubordination. Sexy Kev welcomes. "It wasn't creepy when you told the guy with the mustache you were gonna ride his face and hold onto the handlebars. That wasn't creepy. [Now] you're looking at a woman, and you're all flustered."
20:00 R.J. and Mellisa. The Germans give teaching advice? "Kindergarten is a German word, you know. It means BEAT THE SHIT OUT of children until they LEARN THINGS!"
22:00 Annie and Janet from Battican City. David Bowie welcomes. Fuck you, José.
24:18 Smodco ads.
25:54: Email bag: Troy made a trailer for animated Babble-On movie Rise of the Garmy.
29:00 Lucas sends in Arnold being a dick Photo.
30:25 Andy wants to hear Arnold sing "My Favorite Things".
32:40 Postal Worker Reuben sends in 2 new HBO stamps. Photo. Charlton Heston creepy clown.
33:28 Alex sends in photo of dog welcomed to LA. Photo.
33:53 Dynamic Duets: Joanne wants "You're the One that I want" from Grease.
35:50 Guest Bane. "Welcome to Open Mic Night here at the Improv."
38:55 Tinseltown Stiffs: musician Larry Ramos.
40:40 Tinseltown Stiff: Mad Magazine editior Al Feldstein. Photo.
43:30 Tinseltown Stiff: Actor Bob Hoskins. Clip.
46:13 Tinseltown Stiff: DJ E-Z Rock "It Takes Two"
47:08 Hollywood Helper: Pornhub to plant trees. "Pornhub gives America wood." Photo.
50:06 Shit That Should Not Be: Flash Gordon Earthquake Clip. Photo.
52:55 Exquisite Acting: Harrison Ford in Temple of Doom. "We are Going to Die!"
54:50 Smodco Ads.
56:20 Kev-In: Spiderman, Scarface, Kevin in The Wonder Years clip.
1:00:35 HBO Headlines: Craig Ferguson to leave The Late Late Show. Clip.
1:03:05 George Clooney is getting married.
1:03:26 A racist man in the crowd would like a word
1:04:20 Kevin's had enough, throws the racist prick out. The crowd turns. "There's a gaza strip club down the street. You might like that, Sir."
1:06:50 Clippers owner Donald Sterling just left, and is no longer welcome at Hollywood Babble-On.
1:08:14 Ralph and Kevin think about throwing another audience member out, or everyone even. "You don't bring hate into my comedy club."
1:09:10 Lindsay Lohan uninsurable in new movie. Trying to raise funds. Article.
1:10:00 Kim Kardashian buying multiple copies of her Vouge cover. Article. Sad Kayne. Kayne to sell 3 vinyl collection of him just talking, giving life advice.
1:13:32 Justin Bieber releases new duet with Poo Bear. Impromptu "It Takes Two". Actavis to stop making codeine syrup.
1:16:24 Jon Hamm calls Justin Bieber a shit head.
1:17:15 Fox to do live Grease on TV.
1:18:10 Fox is developing a TV show about teenage Jesus called "Nazareth". Smallville for Jesus.
1:21:20 Paul Simon and his wife beat each other up. Photo. "Yeah... that's Paul Simon. Hello darkness my old friend."
1:22:28 Movies That Will Suck: Peeps the movie. "To which I would say: not every fucking thing's a movie!"
1:24:27 Geek News: Justice League movie announced. Zack Snyder to direct. Maybe 2018.
1:26:42 Star Wars Episode 7 had a table read. Photo. Harrison Ford talks to J.J. Abrams.
1:31:05 Dr. Who the porn parody "Dr. Whore." Photo.
1:32:28 Liam Neeson's cock jokes.
Hollywood Babble-On 165: April 18, 2014
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Description: "Recorded LIVE at The Brea Improv on Friday, April 18, 2014."
Description: "Recorded LIVE at The Brea Improv on Friday, April 18, 2014."
Runtime: 1:23:33
Recorded Fri, 18th Apr. 2014.
Released Tues 22nd Apr. 2014.
Show notes by @neilgat
0:00 SModCo ad for http://www.proflowers.com/
1:40 Kyle Hebert intro.
2:05 Happy Good Friday, sold out return to the Improv.Recorded Fri, 18th Apr. 2014.
Released Tues 22nd Apr. 2014.
Show notes by @neilgat
0:00 SModCo ad for http://www.proflowers.com/
1:40 Kyle Hebert intro.
6:45 Amy & Bree, Crushing on Bane.
9:25 Wes, Ryan, Elizabeth, Brent & Panda "Birthday Party Snowball", The Germans "30 isn't bad."
13:40 Blaze Odell, Alex from Portland, James from Santa Rosa and Jordan from San Diego "All over the map" Jennifer Nigri, Queen of Cosplay."
16:40 Harrison Ford and Sexy Kevin.
17:30 Frankie & Zac "Tubby, Mexican Silent Bob."
18:30 David Bowie.
19:35 Email Bag: Mike Vona from Philadelphia choked on a gobstopper listening to Ralph's Arnie Ompa Loompa Song.
20:55 Jeremy from Long Island (One of many many emails) ...
22:10 Arnie sings "Let It Go" from Frozen.
23:52 Encore!
24:00 Manji, Alex Trebecks Al Pacino Impression "Ooo-Ah."
24:45 Ross Cook from Nottingham, "Al Pacino's Chinese Fish and Chip Shop in Sheffield."
27:00 Dynamic Duets:Adam Weinstein from Komac New York; Green Acres Theme Eddie Albert (Bane) & Eva Gabor (Adam West).
27:00 Dynamic Duets:Adam Weinstein from Komac New York; Green Acres Theme Eddie Albert (Bane) & Eva Gabor (Adam West).
29:15 Hollywood Helpers: Bryan Cranston as Walter White records Prom Date request, "Promposals."
32:27 Shit That Should Not Be: Brian Clinton Iron Man 3.
35:30 Smodco Adverts: Loot Crate, Shari's Berries.
39:30 Exquisite Acting: Eric Kramer; Seven Below, Ving Rhames.41:55 Kev-In: Freddie Belesteros, Heimlich from 'A Bugs Life.'
42:50 Kev-In: Guardians of the Galaxy, Starlord.
43:18 Kev-In: Farmer Ted, Rolling Stone Cover.
44:00 HBO Headlines: Justin Beiber versus paparazzi at the Grove, rips off Kanye's "Don't Talk Rap","Reconcile your face."
46:50 Tom Cruise 'dating' Laura Prepon.
49:45 "Arnold Schwarzenegger is a bit of a dick", "That's all I've got."
50:05 Patrick Shwarzenegger photobombed by Arnie post operation.
51:35 Rapper Christ Bearer (Andre Johnson) cuts off penis and jumps off building.
53:35 Ice cream interruption, also booze.
54:03 Wu Tang Clan ain't nothin' to fuck with.
55:05 Gwyneth Paltrow versus Joan Rivers "voted Worlds most beautiful woman by Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder."
56:40 Lindsay Lohan: off the wagon rumors, Oprah had her killed, and cancelled her reality show, Sex list confirmed as real "heres a list of my mends."
59:46 Kim Kardashian, Mike Amess petrified of the Kardashians, vomits on sight.
1:01:34 Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie; Left sex toys on private jet, numerous ... "Smells like roses."
1:05:25 Sharknado 2; Indiegogo fundraising.
1:08:20 Soul Train heading to Broadway.
1:11:00 Dick Clark comments.
1:11:25 Willie Nelson to recieve 5th Degree Black Belt in Gong Kwon Yu Sul "The ancient Asian art of walking and tying headbands."
1:12:40 Baz Luhrmann making "Kung Fu" movie, (not a musical), no casting news.
1:14:15 Movies That Will Suck; Mrs Doubtfire Two.
1:16:05 Geek News; X-Men Mystique spin off for Jennifer Lawrence, also Gambit and Deadpool.
1:16:05 Geek News; X-Men Mystique spin off for Jennifer Lawrence, also Gambit and Deadpool.
1:17:05 Spiderman 2 Teases X-Men Days of Future Past at end credits.
1:18:50 Harrison Fords Reddit AMA, Who shot first? "I don't know, and I don't care."
1:20:15 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
1:20:15 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
Hollywood Babble-On 164: April 11, 2014
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Description: "Recorded LIVE at The Improv in Ontario, CA on Friday, April 11th, 2014."
Runtime: 1:50:10
Recorded Fri, 11th Apr. 2014
Released Mon, 14th Apr. 2014
Show notes by @HBOhelper
0:00 Smodco ad for DAVE School.
1:35 Kyle Hebert intro.
1:50 Kevin was opening act at The Improv, and refused to leave the stage. Ralph congratulates Jen on her birthday. Ralph shouts-out Dr. Josh. Ralph blows. Literally.
7:00 Shout-outs: Kevin drops his cock. James King and Caitlyn Mamen cause Kevin to jinx Ralph. Ralph chastised for not reading an email. Mammogram humor. Ed Wynn on love.
11:11 Shannen celebrates son Tommy's 18th birthday. Descriptive email. The German's.
15:20 Saul and Daisy have Sylvester Stallone explain Daisy's intentions.
17:50 Monica and Pedro got married! Babies next. Kevin presents the newlyweds. Al Pacino interjects.
22:30 Ralph et al. arrived by bus. Psychic Kev. Loki joke filed. "There is also a woman involved."
25:50 Frugal Steve finally see's Babble-On. Kevin agrees to front the poor for upcoming Babbles. David Bowie thanks Teresa.
29:15 Email bag: Robert from Germany sends in Clerks: Live. Ralph on Clerks Love.
32:30 Matt Cruise from Canada loves Arnie singing. Arnie sings the Oompah Loompah song from Willy Wonka.
34:30 Jann sends in Batman/Green Hornet artwork.
35:00 David listens with his 80 year-old aunt Dottie. Sean Connery birthday shout-out. "Grey pubes." Bond puns.
38:35 Dynamic Duets: Jamie sends in this image. Marvin Gaye and Diana Ross - It Takes Two.
41:00 Tinseltown Stiffs: Mickey Rooney. Kevin met him. Good Morning. Simpsons reference.
46:00 Tinseltown stiff: John Pinette. McDonalds.
49:25 Tinseltown stiff: Ultimate Warrior. Mean Gene.
52:20 SModCo ads. LootCrate code: babble.
54:30 Hollywood Helper: Robert Downey Jr. invites 20 kids to see Captain America: The Winter Soldier.
56:50 Spider-Man in Brixton. Pizza.
58:30 Shit That Should Not Be: Connor Howell sends in Mallrats Magic Eye. Still.
1:03:00 Exquisite Acting: Darren sends in The Bounty.
1:05:50 Kev-In: SMod Men, TMNK, Kevtain America.
1:09:20 HBO Headlines: Steven Colbert replaces David Letterman.
1:10:30 Lindsay Lohan was on Letterman. Kevin watched The Canyons.
1:13:33 Kevin enthralled with Julie Louise Dreyfuss.
1:16:00 Woody Harrelson saved Jennifer Lawrence's life after she choked on pills.
1:18:00 Bieber Goes Hoam! Wreaks havoc in Wal-Mart! Canadian death-sentence.
1:21:55 Joe Francis news.
1:22:45 Andrew Dice-Clay and conscious uncoupling.
1:24:08 Kim Kardashian posts Thailand. Google images. Cherry Blossoms of Japan.
1:28:00 Amanda Bynes not crazy! It was weed!
1:29:20 Farrah Abraham In The Making, and writing process.
1:32:45 Police Academy to be rebooted.
1:33:15 Movies That Will Suck: Karate Kid 2.
1:35:00 Dentist plans to clone John Lennon and raise him as his son.
1:36:30 Geek News: May 6th, 2016 is Captain America 3, same day as Batman Vs. Superman.
1:39:35 Life With Archie: Archie gets shot down.
1:41:40 Star Wars 7 is already being filmed.
1:43:20 "Go toss Boba Fett in the Sarlak." toiletsarlak.com
1:45:15 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
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Description: "Recorded LIVE at The Improv in Ontario, CA on Friday, April 11th, 2014."
Runtime: 1:50:10
Recorded Fri, 11th Apr. 2014
Released Mon, 14th Apr. 2014
Show notes by @HBOhelper
0:00 Smodco ad for DAVE School.
1:35 Kyle Hebert intro.
1:50 Kevin was opening act at The Improv, and refused to leave the stage. Ralph congratulates Jen on her birthday. Ralph shouts-out Dr. Josh. Ralph blows. Literally.
7:00 Shout-outs: Kevin drops his cock. James King and Caitlyn Mamen cause Kevin to jinx Ralph. Ralph chastised for not reading an email. Mammogram humor. Ed Wynn on love.
11:11 Shannen celebrates son Tommy's 18th birthday. Descriptive email. The German's.
15:20 Saul and Daisy have Sylvester Stallone explain Daisy's intentions.
17:50 Monica and Pedro got married! Babies next. Kevin presents the newlyweds. Al Pacino interjects.
22:30 Ralph et al. arrived by bus. Psychic Kev. Loki joke filed. "There is also a woman involved."
25:50 Frugal Steve finally see's Babble-On. Kevin agrees to front the poor for upcoming Babbles. David Bowie thanks Teresa.
29:15 Email bag: Robert from Germany sends in Clerks: Live. Ralph on Clerks Love.
32:30 Matt Cruise from Canada loves Arnie singing. Arnie sings the Oompah Loompah song from Willy Wonka.
34:30 Jann sends in Batman/Green Hornet artwork.
35:00 David listens with his 80 year-old aunt Dottie. Sean Connery birthday shout-out. "Grey pubes." Bond puns.
38:35 Dynamic Duets: Jamie sends in this image. Marvin Gaye and Diana Ross - It Takes Two.
41:00 Tinseltown Stiffs: Mickey Rooney. Kevin met him. Good Morning. Simpsons reference.
46:00 Tinseltown stiff: John Pinette. McDonalds.
49:25 Tinseltown stiff: Ultimate Warrior. Mean Gene.
52:20 SModCo ads. LootCrate code: babble.
54:30 Hollywood Helper: Robert Downey Jr. invites 20 kids to see Captain America: The Winter Soldier.
56:50 Spider-Man in Brixton. Pizza.
58:30 Shit That Should Not Be: Connor Howell sends in Mallrats Magic Eye. Still.
1:03:00 Exquisite Acting: Darren sends in The Bounty.
1:05:50 Kev-In: SMod Men, TMNK, Kevtain America.
1:09:20 HBO Headlines: Steven Colbert replaces David Letterman.
1:10:30 Lindsay Lohan was on Letterman. Kevin watched The Canyons.
1:13:33 Kevin enthralled with Julie Louise Dreyfuss.
1:16:00 Woody Harrelson saved Jennifer Lawrence's life after she choked on pills.
1:18:00 Bieber Goes Hoam! Wreaks havoc in Wal-Mart! Canadian death-sentence.
1:21:55 Joe Francis news.
1:22:45 Andrew Dice-Clay and conscious uncoupling.
1:24:08 Kim Kardashian posts Thailand. Google images. Cherry Blossoms of Japan.
1:28:00 Amanda Bynes not crazy! It was weed!
1:29:20 Farrah Abraham In The Making, and writing process.
1:32:45 Police Academy to be rebooted.
1:33:15 Movies That Will Suck: Karate Kid 2.
1:35:00 Dentist plans to clone John Lennon and raise him as his son.
1:36:30 Geek News: May 6th, 2016 is Captain America 3, same day as Batman Vs. Superman.
1:39:35 Life With Archie: Archie gets shot down.
1:41:40 Star Wars 7 is already being filmed.
1:43:20 "Go toss Boba Fett in the Sarlak." toiletsarlak.com
1:45:15 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
Hollywood Babble-On 163: April 4th, 2014
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Description: "Recorded LIVE at The Improv in Irvine, CA on Friday, April 4th, 2014."
Runtime: 1:34:35
Recorded Fri, 4th Apr. 2014
Released Mon, 7th Apr. 2014
Show notes by @Forgeticus
0:00 Smodco ad for DAVE School.
1:35 Kyle Hebert intro.
2:30 Kevin is super baked tonight. (and you will notice)
3:20 Kev went to meet Gene Simmons. Kevin's Gene Simmons impression.
"You're gonna rock and roll all night, and suck this every day."
7:55 Shoutouts: Chris & Colby celebrating birthdays. Germans Welcome.
11:21 Brianna & friends are here having a slutty party.
13:30 Kevin describes with too much detail his idea of a male strip club.
"No, I'm just relaxing. I didn't realize I was doing a show with Larry King tonight.
...Irvine, hello. You're on the air."
16:50 Dan & Katy. Christopher Walken explains HBO to Katy.
18:01 Mike & friends. "Porn star, you're on the air. Hello?" Huell Howser/Sexy Kev welcome.
23:48 Tiffany Castallano & ROBERT! are here. David Bowie encourages nipple play.
"You need your nipples fondled ...I think you'll love your nipples being attended thusly."
26:50 Tyler, a Sony lot tour guide, saw Kev hide behind a bush from his tour.
30:54 Reagan from Quebec requests Arnold Schwarzenegger sing "If I Only Had a Brain"
32:53 Greg (Buddy Christ patch) raised $112.50 for The Wayne Foundation.
33:54 Bill Cosby wishes Airman Tyler good luck.
34:50 Dynamic Duets: Allen & Brandy request "To All the Girls I've Loved Before"
37:50 Tinseltown Stiffs: Actress Kate O'Mara. Photo. Dr. Who clip.
39:49 Hollywood Helper: Ed Sheeran sings for dying girl moments before she passes.
41:44 Shit That Should Not Be: Goldfinger rope.
43:25 Exquisite Acting: Tim Matteson poisoned in Buried Alive.
47:13 Kev-In: Spiderman stuntman, Vogue cover, Wrestlemania.
49:40 HBO Headlines: David Letterman announces retirement. Clip.
51:52 Chelsea Handler ending her late night show.
53:12 James Franco chats up 17 year old Scottish girl. Convo 1, 2. Lucy. Clip.
59:25 Justin Bieber dissed by president of Taco Bell on reddit.
Kev: "After decades in business Taco Bell is like 'this is the hill I'm gonna die on'"
1:01:46 Gwenyh Paltrow and Chris Martin had a nice breakup trip to the Bahamas.
1:04:05 Jon Hamm early appearance on The Big Date gameshow. Ralph was also on lots of gameshows. Clip. "Keanu Reeves is Jon Hamm in The Big Date."
1:07:12 Miley Cyrus April Fools joke with Avril Lavigne. Horrible, time wasting clip.
1:08:58 Lorde calls out photoshopper who airbrushed her flaws. Photo.
1:10:15 Woman spends $25,000 on plastic surgery to look like Jennifer Lawrence. Photos.
Ralph: "Her name is Kitty- Of course it is."
1:12:00 The Home Kevin Smith Kit: a case of twinkies and a hockey jersey.
1:12:36 Movies That Will Suck: Pink Panther reboot. Article.
1:13:30 Chris Brown is flying Con-Air. For 3 days. Article.
1:14:55 Kate Bush is back and doing live shows in London. Article. Video.
1:17:00 Dad, daughter & son make a bad music video "Summertime is Great".
1:19:58 Geek News: Darth Vader running for president of Ukraine. Speech.
1:22:40 Gravity April Fools deleted scene.
1:25:08 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes
1:26:45 Kevin used to jerk off to "Come on Ilene".
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Description: "Recorded LIVE at The Improv in Irvine, CA on Friday, April 4th, 2014."
Runtime: 1:34:35
Recorded Fri, 4th Apr. 2014
Released Mon, 7th Apr. 2014
Show notes by @Forgeticus
0:00 Smodco ad for DAVE School.
1:35 Kyle Hebert intro.
2:30 Kevin is super baked tonight. (and you will notice)
3:20 Kev went to meet Gene Simmons. Kevin's Gene Simmons impression.
"You're gonna rock and roll all night, and suck this every day."
7:55 Shoutouts: Chris & Colby celebrating birthdays. Germans Welcome.
11:21 Brianna & friends are here having a slutty party.
13:30 Kevin describes with too much detail his idea of a male strip club.
"No, I'm just relaxing. I didn't realize I was doing a show with Larry King tonight.
...Irvine, hello. You're on the air."
16:50 Dan & Katy. Christopher Walken explains HBO to Katy.
18:01 Mike & friends. "Porn star, you're on the air. Hello?" Huell Howser/Sexy Kev welcome.
23:48 Tiffany Castallano & ROBERT! are here. David Bowie encourages nipple play.
"You need your nipples fondled ...I think you'll love your nipples being attended thusly."
26:50 Tyler, a Sony lot tour guide, saw Kev hide behind a bush from his tour.
30:54 Reagan from Quebec requests Arnold Schwarzenegger sing "If I Only Had a Brain"
32:53 Greg (Buddy Christ patch) raised $112.50 for The Wayne Foundation.
33:54 Bill Cosby wishes Airman Tyler good luck.
34:50 Dynamic Duets: Allen & Brandy request "To All the Girls I've Loved Before"
37:50 Tinseltown Stiffs: Actress Kate O'Mara. Photo. Dr. Who clip.
39:49 Hollywood Helper: Ed Sheeran sings for dying girl moments before she passes.
41:44 Shit That Should Not Be: Goldfinger rope.
43:25 Exquisite Acting: Tim Matteson poisoned in Buried Alive.
47:13 Kev-In: Spiderman stuntman, Vogue cover, Wrestlemania.
49:40 HBO Headlines: David Letterman announces retirement. Clip.
51:52 Chelsea Handler ending her late night show.
53:12 James Franco chats up 17 year old Scottish girl. Convo 1, 2. Lucy. Clip.
59:25 Justin Bieber dissed by president of Taco Bell on reddit.
Kev: "After decades in business Taco Bell is like 'this is the hill I'm gonna die on'"
1:01:46 Gwenyh Paltrow and Chris Martin had a nice breakup trip to the Bahamas.
1:04:05 Jon Hamm early appearance on The Big Date gameshow. Ralph was also on lots of gameshows. Clip. "Keanu Reeves is Jon Hamm in The Big Date."
1:07:12 Miley Cyrus April Fools joke with Avril Lavigne. Horrible, time wasting clip.
1:08:58 Lorde calls out photoshopper who airbrushed her flaws. Photo.
1:10:15 Woman spends $25,000 on plastic surgery to look like Jennifer Lawrence. Photos.
Ralph: "Her name is Kitty- Of course it is."
1:12:00 The Home Kevin Smith Kit: a case of twinkies and a hockey jersey.
1:12:36 Movies That Will Suck: Pink Panther reboot. Article.
1:13:30 Chris Brown is flying Con-Air. For 3 days. Article.
1:14:55 Kate Bush is back and doing live shows in London. Article. Video.
1:17:00 Dad, daughter & son make a bad music video "Summertime is Great".
1:19:58 Geek News: Darth Vader running for president of Ukraine. Speech.
1:22:40 Gravity April Fools deleted scene.
1:25:08 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes
1:26:45 Kevin used to jerk off to "Come on Ilene".
Hollywood Babble-On 162: March 28, 2014
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Description: "Recorded LIVE at The Brea Improv on Friday, March 28, 2014."Runtime: 1:53:41
Recorded Fri, 28th Mar. 2014
Released Mon, 31st Mar. 2014
Show notes by @HBOhelper
0:00 SModCo ad for DAVE School.
1:18 Kyle Hebert intro.
2:05 Quakes in L.A. ( ...And the rest of the Pacific Rim).
4:10 "O.G. Richter." Kevin ponders Bryan Johnson promoting Comic Book Men to Hasbro. Mingstagram. Jon Hamm makes an HBO return. "It's a dark, Fun-House mirror ..." Jon Hamm listened to HBO. "I won't have him killed!" "I gotta change all of these stories ..."
9:00 Cock-chat.
10:25 HBO has a pilot. (Comic Book Men has S4, and Rob Bruce has his own show!)
11:50 "I came to watch you drink!"
12:25 Shout-outs: Megan gets her email scrutinized. Creepy Clown Medley.
15:15 Creepy Clown Time: Huell Howser, Bill Cosby, Harrison Ford and Christian Bale.
16:50 Jacob, Keith, Kim and Saul from Diamond Bar fail to attend. J/k. "He's a dick!" -waitress. Sexy Kevin encouragement. "It's not gay at 2.A.M. It's fun!" "Sticky."
19:45 Eammon and Jennifer from Brisbane at The Brea. Jennifer disliked the Fries Girl.
21:45 Schwarzenegger sings the Lonely Goat Herd. Tank.
22:30 Email bag: Jed in London sends in a Selma Hayak quote.
24:50 David writes in about girlfriend Rue's pronunciation of "Bowie."
26:43 Gary Dunghill asks for Wedding Night advice from Al Pacino. "One-eyed Cat."
29:40 Dynamic Duets: Donna Haber asks for U Got The Look. (Sheena Easton and Prince.) BaneCat.
33:00 Tinseltown Stiffs: Montecore. "Roy's all 'Nrrrrghhhh!'" "Why do you know so much about this?!"
37:00 Tinseltown Stiff: Dave Brockie. Goodnight Moon.
40:45 Tinseltown Stiff: James Rebhorn. Obituary.
43:50 Tinseltown Stiff: Lorenzo Semple, Jr. (Video unavailable).
47:50 Hollywood Helpers: Channing Tatum Bucket List.
52:00 Exquisite Acting: Captain Eo, starring Anjelica Huston.
54:35 Shit That Should Not Be: Pinocchio Candle.
58:00 Kev-In: Oz. Godzilla. Public Pissing.
1:01:15 HBO Headlines: Chris Hemsworth and wife have twin boys.
1:02:45 Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow to divorce. Conscious Uncoupling. Mom difficulties. Kevin breaks down her day.
1:12:00 Kim Kardashian on Vogue Breath. Rogen. Polyglot. Cultural Phenomenon.
1:15:40 Justin Bieber replicates James Dean. Ciggies.
1:17:15 Zac Efron gets into a fight with some bums. "He just got out of rehab!" "Private treatment!" "High School Snoozical!" Vanessa Hugdens nude photos. "Bushy-scrapy."
1:21:40 Miley Cyrus Make A Wish missed, and her influence on society.
1:25:00 Lindsay Lohan's Fuck List, is thrown into doubt via James Franco. More of a Wish-List. Date Night discussed.
1:27:50 I Wanna Marry Harry on Fox sounds horrible. April 10th is the 50th anniversary of It's A Small World.
1:30:30 Malaysian Airlines missing flight discussed.
1:30:20 Geek News: Chris Evans ready to quit acting after Captain America. Marvel Movies on Netflix.
1:33:40 Star Wars Football Teams logos. Ralph on WarNog, Klingon beer. Walking Dead Dock Street Walker. "Irritated Goat Disease." "Goat Brain cupcakes."
1:37:15 Chinese junkyard Transformers. Mark Wahlberg says Transformers is the most iconic franchise.
1:40:50 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles trailer. Origin. "'Za!"
1:43:00 Ralph Blows: 0.09. Batman Blu-Ray box hints. Ralph plugs his upcoming movies.
1:46:38 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
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Description: "Recorded LIVE at The Brea Improv on Friday, March 28, 2014."Runtime: 1:53:41
Recorded Fri, 28th Mar. 2014
Released Mon, 31st Mar. 2014
Show notes by @HBOhelper
0:00 SModCo ad for DAVE School.
1:18 Kyle Hebert intro.
2:05 Quakes in L.A. ( ...And the rest of the Pacific Rim).
4:10 "O.G. Richter." Kevin ponders Bryan Johnson promoting Comic Book Men to Hasbro. Mingstagram. Jon Hamm makes an HBO return. "It's a dark, Fun-House mirror ..." Jon Hamm listened to HBO. "I won't have him killed!" "I gotta change all of these stories ..."
9:00 Cock-chat.
10:25 HBO has a pilot. (Comic Book Men has S4, and Rob Bruce has his own show!)
11:50 "I came to watch you drink!"
12:25 Shout-outs: Megan gets her email scrutinized. Creepy Clown Medley.
15:15 Creepy Clown Time: Huell Howser, Bill Cosby, Harrison Ford and Christian Bale.
16:50 Jacob, Keith, Kim and Saul from Diamond Bar fail to attend. J/k. "He's a dick!" -waitress. Sexy Kevin encouragement. "It's not gay at 2.A.M. It's fun!" "Sticky."
19:45 Eammon and Jennifer from Brisbane at The Brea. Jennifer disliked the Fries Girl.
21:45 Schwarzenegger sings the Lonely Goat Herd. Tank.
22:30 Email bag: Jed in London sends in a Selma Hayak quote.
24:50 David writes in about girlfriend Rue's pronunciation of "Bowie."
26:43 Gary Dunghill asks for Wedding Night advice from Al Pacino. "One-eyed Cat."
29:40 Dynamic Duets: Donna Haber asks for U Got The Look. (Sheena Easton and Prince.) BaneCat.
33:00 Tinseltown Stiffs: Montecore. "Roy's all 'Nrrrrghhhh!'" "Why do you know so much about this?!"
37:00 Tinseltown Stiff: Dave Brockie. Goodnight Moon.
40:45 Tinseltown Stiff: James Rebhorn. Obituary.
43:50 Tinseltown Stiff: Lorenzo Semple, Jr. (Video unavailable).
47:50 Hollywood Helpers: Channing Tatum Bucket List.
52:00 Exquisite Acting: Captain Eo, starring Anjelica Huston.
54:35 Shit That Should Not Be: Pinocchio Candle.
58:00 Kev-In: Oz. Godzilla. Public Pissing.
1:01:15 HBO Headlines: Chris Hemsworth and wife have twin boys.
1:02:45 Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow to divorce. Conscious Uncoupling. Mom difficulties. Kevin breaks down her day.
1:12:00 Kim Kardashian on Vogue Breath. Rogen. Polyglot. Cultural Phenomenon.
1:15:40 Justin Bieber replicates James Dean. Ciggies.
1:17:15 Zac Efron gets into a fight with some bums. "He just got out of rehab!" "Private treatment!" "High School Snoozical!" Vanessa Hugdens nude photos. "Bushy-scrapy."
1:21:40 Miley Cyrus Make A Wish missed, and her influence on society.
1:25:00 Lindsay Lohan's Fuck List, is thrown into doubt via James Franco. More of a Wish-List. Date Night discussed.
1:27:50 I Wanna Marry Harry on Fox sounds horrible. April 10th is the 50th anniversary of It's A Small World.
1:30:30 Malaysian Airlines missing flight discussed.
1:30:20 Geek News: Chris Evans ready to quit acting after Captain America. Marvel Movies on Netflix.
1:33:40 Star Wars Football Teams logos. Ralph on WarNog, Klingon beer. Walking Dead Dock Street Walker. "Irritated Goat Disease." "Goat Brain cupcakes."
1:37:15 Chinese junkyard Transformers. Mark Wahlberg says Transformers is the most iconic franchise.
1:40:50 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles trailer. Origin. "'Za!"
1:43:00 Ralph Blows: 0.09. Batman Blu-Ray box hints. Ralph plugs his upcoming movies.
1:46:38 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
Hollywood Babble-On 161: March 21, 2014
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Runtime: 1:42:11
Recorded Fri, 21st Mar. 2014
Released Sun, 23rd Mar. 2014
Show notes by @Forgeticus
0:00 Ad for DAVE School.
3:33 Kyle Hebert intro.
4:10 Ralph isn't drinking tonight. Kev: "Did you hit a hobo or something?"
6:20 Shout-outs: Hazel Jones, the woman with 2 vaginas [see HBO 69] is here. Video.
12:10 Alex & Debra celebrating anniversary. Al Pacino has good news.
15:26 Dustin, John-Paul, & friends. John-Paul doesn't have a middle name.
Ralph: "You know what, you do. It's fucking Paul, John-Paul." Germans welcome.
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Runtime: 1:42:11
Recorded Fri, 21st Mar. 2014
Released Sun, 23rd Mar. 2014
Show notes by @Forgeticus
0:00 Ad for DAVE School.
3:33 Kyle Hebert intro.
4:10 Ralph isn't drinking tonight. Kev: "Did you hit a hobo or something?"
6:20 Shout-outs: Hazel Jones, the woman with 2 vaginas [see HBO 69] is here. Video.
12:10 Alex & Debra celebrating anniversary. Al Pacino has good news.
15:26 Dustin, John-Paul, & friends. John-Paul doesn't have a middle name.
Ralph: "You know what, you do. It's fucking Paul, John-Paul." Germans welcome.
18:26 Shawn Unpronounceable-last-name. Ralph: "You people with your fucking names
tonight." His friend Steven is getting married, Huel Howser congratulates. Sexy Kevin.
22:55 Becky & Troy. Can Bowie welcome Becky to Disneyland?
26:10 Email bag: Allison wants Arnold Schwarzenegger to sing "I Wanna Be Like You".
27:59 Shane found a Spiderman straw cup.
30:20 Fugitive listener K. is on the lam and needs advice from Harrison Ford.
32:18 Hung listener Brock Krimmer sends in Samuel L. Jackson in awesome shirt.
33:13 Dynamic Duets: Paul Axel requests "Up Where We Belong".
36:00 Tinseltown Stiffs: "Who's Next?" Rev. Fred Phelps of Westboro Baptist Church.
Ralph: "The world's a little bit of a better place this week."
40:30 Tinseltown Stiff: Musician, actor Joe Lala. "Ride captain ride upon your myster ship.
43:35 Tinseltown Stiff: Comedian David Brenner. Video.
55:25 Shit That Should Not Be: Kevin is sick of talking about The Wizard of Oz. Ralph sings "If Only Had a Brain" to pull Kev back in. Video. Photo. Ralph: "He's got a FUCKING GUN!"
1:03:40 HBO Headlines: Discussing The Walking Dead. Just look at the flowers, Justin.
1:12:30 Madonna's hairy armpits. Long hair, don't care. Tweet.
1:14:12 Courtney Love thinks she found the missing Malaysian flight. Photo.
1:17:17 Denver news station puts penis on the air. Video.
1:19:20 Johnny Carson sex tape is getting shopped around.
1:20:18 Kris Jenner being extorted over sex tape that maybe doesn't exist. Story.
1:21:00 Divergent actress Shailene Woodley's beauty tip: eat clay, sun your vagina. Story.
1:23:36 Movies That Will Suck: Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2.
1:24:28 Stephen Spielberg wants to remake West Side Story. Harrison ford sings "Maria"
1:26:00 New live action Jem and the Holograms movie. Ralph: "Get the fuck out. Everyone
who just applauded get the fuck out!"
1:27:43 Geek News: Lando Calrissian danced with the stars. Actor Billy Dee Williams,
at 77. Video. Let's all be sad with Ralph.
1:30:10 What's the best fictional gadget? Delorean from Back to the Future. Top 20. Kevin's
distressed at the Invisibility Cloak being #4.
1:36:00 HBO is going to the UK, Dublin and London.
1:36:35 Awesome Superman with a GoPro video.
1:37:45 Liam Neeson's cock jokes.
Hollywood Babble-On 160: March 8, 2014
Episode: Link.
Enhanced Audio Vision: Link.
SoundCloud: Link
Comments: "In the Headlines? BABBLE! In the Geek News? BABBLE! An all-BABBLE news home show!"
Runtime: 1:07:04
Recorded Fri, 8th Mar. 2014
Released Tues, 11th Mar. 2014
Show notes by @HBOhelper
0:00 SModCo ads. squarespace.com (Offer code: turnpike) DAVE school
4:40 Kyle Hebert intro.
5:30 3 Big Babble-On stories coming your way!
6:55 First story: Jay, Ralph and Kevin coming to the UK!
- HBO. Vicar Street, Dublin. June 28th
- HBO. O2 Academy, Birmingham. June 29th
- HBO & Groovy Movie. Hammersmith Apollo London. July 1st.
- J&SBGO Coleston Hall, Bristol. July 2nd.
- J&SBGO Manchester Apollo, Manchester. July 3rd.
Tickets at seeSMod.com.
9:50 "Put your ham in my knot!"
19:15 Second story: Kevin plugs Comic Book Men, and reveals HBO will make a pilot for AMC.
27:45 Kevin berates Shecky for interrupting the Babble-On Secret Origins.
34:30 "I saw Hollywood Babble-On before they replaced Ralph Garman with Joe Rogan!"
35:00 Kevin mentions Sunday Jeff.
36:40 SModCo ads. squarespace.com (Offer code: turnpike)
39:00 Third story: '66 Batman meets the Green Hornet, with Ralph and Kevin )Available May 21st, dig. June 4th paper). BatHistory.
55:00 Alex Ross Justice League.
59:15 Ty Templeton, Alex Ross and Adam West possible guests at the FatCave.
1:04:00 Ralph tries to make Kevin cry. No HBO next week.
Enhanced Audio Vision: Link.
SoundCloud: Link
Comments: "In the Headlines? BABBLE! In the Geek News? BABBLE! An all-BABBLE news home show!"
Runtime: 1:07:04
Recorded Fri, 8th Mar. 2014
Released Tues, 11th Mar. 2014
Show notes by @HBOhelper
0:00 SModCo ads. squarespace.com (Offer code: turnpike) DAVE school
4:40 Kyle Hebert intro.
5:30 3 Big Babble-On stories coming your way!
6:55 First story: Jay, Ralph and Kevin coming to the UK!
- HBO. Vicar Street, Dublin. June 28th
- HBO. O2 Academy, Birmingham. June 29th
- HBO & Groovy Movie. Hammersmith Apollo London. July 1st.
- J&SBGO Coleston Hall, Bristol. July 2nd.
- J&SBGO Manchester Apollo, Manchester. July 3rd.
Tickets at seeSMod.com.
9:50 "Put your ham in my knot!"
19:15 Second story: Kevin plugs Comic Book Men, and reveals HBO will make a pilot for AMC.
27:45 Kevin berates Shecky for interrupting the Babble-On Secret Origins.
34:30 "I saw Hollywood Babble-On before they replaced Ralph Garman with Joe Rogan!"
35:00 Kevin mentions Sunday Jeff.
36:40 SModCo ads. squarespace.com (Offer code: turnpike)
39:00 Third story: '66 Batman meets the Green Hornet, with Ralph and Kevin )Available May 21st, dig. June 4th paper). BatHistory.
55:00 Alex Ross Justice League.
59:15 Ty Templeton, Alex Ross and Adam West possible guests at the FatCave.
1:04:00 Ralph tries to make Kevin cry. No HBO next week.
Hollywood Babble-On 159: February 28, 2014
Episode: Link.
Enhanced Audio Vision: Link.
SoundCloud: Link
Comments: "Recorded live at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on 02/28/2014."
Runtime: 2:08:03
Recorded Fri, 28th Feb. 2014
Released Mon, 3rd Mar. 2014
Show notes by @HBOhelper
0:00 SModCo ads. squarespace.com (Offer code: turnpike) DAVE school
4:20 Kyle Hebert intro.
5:15 Alley way/Green Room awkward moment: Ralph's pre-show public piss and K-ROQ theater piss. "Pulleys and levers involved ..." "The Aquatic Vortex."
11:00 Kevin mocked for his lack of Palm-Knowledge.
12:10 Ralph Blows: "2.6" is Ralph' "37." T-shirt.
13:50 Ralph Blows jingles. "The Stairway To Heaven of Ralph Blows." Ralph reads the prizes. Hat/beanie. (0.58), (1.2), (0.18).
20:15 Shout-outs: LA Alan asks for Sly Stallone to sing Birthday by The Beatles.
22:10 Corey and Natalie from Sydney, Australia are sat right in the doorway. "It's hard to a woman that attractive with such little self-esteem." "That's not a knife!" "For some of us ..."
25:30 JP Cutter and the Lonely Applau. The Saddest HBO email ever. Al Pacino advice. Ralph buys JP a drink.
29:40 Derek and Jane from Erie, Coloradoget embarrassed in front of their kids. "You must have put it in her nostril!" "Can someone grab her balls, please?" Kevin given treats. Dr. Josh with a well-placed ñom-ñom-ñom. Huell Howser on salt. "I got your balls in my mouth!" David Bowie birthday wishes to Jane.
37:25 Email bag: "Alright everybody calm the fuck down!" Ralph bought a plethora of drinks. "Fuck you!"
39:10 Ralph Vs. The Waiter. Peder from Sweden tattoo's himself a Ralph. "Fresh ink!" "My career is not going to last as long as that tattoo."
43:00 Arnies "It's A Hard Knock Life," from Annie.
44:44 Scott in Dubai sent Ralph Burt Ward singing Orange Colored Sky.
46:00 Eric from Toronto sent in a pic. "We get Bieber, they get Batman! That's not fair!"
47:30 Dynamic Duets: New video intro. Potential album and tour in the works. You've Lost That Loving Feeling. Kevin hints that he could make an album and give the proceeds to The Wayne Foundation. "What's in it for me?! It's not Christmas!"
51:10 Tinseltown Stiffs: John Henson. "He can't spend it now, can he?!"
52:55 Tinseltown stiff: Jim Lange. Awesome Michael Jackson joke.
55:55 Tinseltown stiff: Bob Casale. Girl U Want.
57:00 Tinseltown stiff: Harold Ramis. Stripes video.
1:02:20 Hollywood Helpers: Seth Rogen takes on The Senate. Kevin recalls Seth on Zack and Miri Make A Porno.
1:06:40 SModCo ads: squarespace.com (Offer code: turnpike)
1:08:45 Exquisite Acting: Tom sends in Meryl Streep in She Devil. "I'm an artist!"
1:10:40 Shit That Should Not Be: An American Tail: Feivel Goes West.
1:14:30 Kev-In: Saturday Night Fever, Sweeney Todd, RoboCopy. Kevin asks why Ralph likes this segment.
1:16:20 HBO Headlines: Ralph buzzed, but never fallen asleep on the floor of a casino. "The funniest joke he ever told ..." "The Mexican Chelsea Handler ..!"
1:19:00 Justin Bieber leaves LA, heads to Buckethead, Atlanta. Buckethead Manifesto. Ralph threatens to walk off-stage. On Jizzurp and weed binge. Feelings hurt by meme. New single, Broken.
Ralph's autotune.
1:26:20 Kim Kardashian amazes Kev with the inner workings of a private escort. Storms out of event after comedian in blackface.
1:29:30 Kanye West meltdown on Seth Myers.
1:31:50 Dope embarrasses Liverpool by wanting to be Pamela Anderson.
1:33:25 Big Jimmy Thompson creates a Shia LeBeouf theme. Jaden Smith tweets Shia LeBeouf.
1:35:45 Matthew Perry to remake The Odd Couple. Ralph gives a plot description. "I loooove it!"
1:37:50 Space Jam 2 in the works, with LeBron James. John Travolta in gummi bear. That fucking awful gummi bear song played. HBOhelper doesn't link.
1:42:20 Ralph Blows becoming a problem.
1:42:40 Geek News: Flash on the way.
1:44:00 Guardians of the Galaxy trailer released. "Doughy."
1:47:40 Adam Driver to be the new Star Wars movies.
1:49:15 Gotham on Fox looks promising. Casting news.
1:50:25 Heroes returning.
1:52:00 Fantastic Forecast.
1:55:30 President Obama dickteases Ralph, announcing the birth of Iron Man.
1:58:30 Ralph Blows: 0.11. Ralph gives stuff away.
2:01:08 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
Enhanced Audio Vision: Link.
SoundCloud: Link
Comments: "Recorded live at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on 02/28/2014."
Runtime: 2:08:03
Recorded Fri, 28th Feb. 2014
Released Mon, 3rd Mar. 2014
Show notes by @HBOhelper
0:00 SModCo ads. squarespace.com (Offer code: turnpike) DAVE school
4:20 Kyle Hebert intro.
5:15 Alley way/Green Room awkward moment: Ralph's pre-show public piss and K-ROQ theater piss. "Pulleys and levers involved ..." "The Aquatic Vortex."
11:00 Kevin mocked for his lack of Palm-Knowledge.
12:10 Ralph Blows: "2.6" is Ralph' "37." T-shirt.
13:50 Ralph Blows jingles. "The Stairway To Heaven of Ralph Blows." Ralph reads the prizes. Hat/beanie. (0.58), (1.2), (0.18).
20:15 Shout-outs: LA Alan asks for Sly Stallone to sing Birthday by The Beatles.
22:10 Corey and Natalie from Sydney, Australia are sat right in the doorway. "It's hard to a woman that attractive with such little self-esteem." "That's not a knife!" "For some of us ..."
25:30 JP Cutter and the Lonely Applau. The Saddest HBO email ever. Al Pacino advice. Ralph buys JP a drink.
29:40 Derek and Jane from Erie, Coloradoget embarrassed in front of their kids. "You must have put it in her nostril!" "Can someone grab her balls, please?" Kevin given treats. Dr. Josh with a well-placed ñom-ñom-ñom. Huell Howser on salt. "I got your balls in my mouth!" David Bowie birthday wishes to Jane.
37:25 Email bag: "Alright everybody calm the fuck down!" Ralph bought a plethora of drinks. "Fuck you!"
39:10 Ralph Vs. The Waiter. Peder from Sweden tattoo's himself a Ralph. "Fresh ink!" "My career is not going to last as long as that tattoo."
43:00 Arnies "It's A Hard Knock Life," from Annie.
44:44 Scott in Dubai sent Ralph Burt Ward singing Orange Colored Sky.
46:00 Eric from Toronto sent in a pic. "We get Bieber, they get Batman! That's not fair!"
47:30 Dynamic Duets: New video intro. Potential album and tour in the works. You've Lost That Loving Feeling. Kevin hints that he could make an album and give the proceeds to The Wayne Foundation. "What's in it for me?! It's not Christmas!"
51:10 Tinseltown Stiffs: John Henson. "He can't spend it now, can he?!"
52:55 Tinseltown stiff: Jim Lange. Awesome Michael Jackson joke.
55:55 Tinseltown stiff: Bob Casale. Girl U Want.
57:00 Tinseltown stiff: Harold Ramis. Stripes video.
1:02:20 Hollywood Helpers: Seth Rogen takes on The Senate. Kevin recalls Seth on Zack and Miri Make A Porno.
1:06:40 SModCo ads: squarespace.com (Offer code: turnpike)
1:08:45 Exquisite Acting: Tom sends in Meryl Streep in She Devil. "I'm an artist!"
1:10:40 Shit That Should Not Be: An American Tail: Feivel Goes West.
1:14:30 Kev-In: Saturday Night Fever, Sweeney Todd, RoboCopy. Kevin asks why Ralph likes this segment.
1:16:20 HBO Headlines: Ralph buzzed, but never fallen asleep on the floor of a casino. "The funniest joke he ever told ..." "The Mexican Chelsea Handler ..!"
1:19:00 Justin Bieber leaves LA, heads to Buckethead, Atlanta. Buckethead Manifesto. Ralph threatens to walk off-stage. On Jizzurp and weed binge. Feelings hurt by meme. New single, Broken.
Ralph's autotune.
1:26:20 Kim Kardashian amazes Kev with the inner workings of a private escort. Storms out of event after comedian in blackface.
1:29:30 Kanye West meltdown on Seth Myers.
1:31:50 Dope embarrasses Liverpool by wanting to be Pamela Anderson.
1:33:25 Big Jimmy Thompson creates a Shia LeBeouf theme. Jaden Smith tweets Shia LeBeouf.
1:35:45 Matthew Perry to remake The Odd Couple. Ralph gives a plot description. "I loooove it!"
1:37:50 Space Jam 2 in the works, with LeBron James. John Travolta in gummi bear. That fucking awful gummi bear song played. HBOhelper doesn't link.
1:42:20 Ralph Blows becoming a problem.
1:42:40 Geek News: Flash on the way.
1:44:00 Guardians of the Galaxy trailer released. "Doughy."
1:47:40 Adam Driver to be the new Star Wars movies.
1:49:15 Gotham on Fox looks promising. Casting news.
1:50:25 Heroes returning.
1:52:00 Fantastic Forecast.
1:55:30 President Obama dickteases Ralph, announcing the birth of Iron Man.
1:58:30 Ralph Blows: 0.11. Ralph gives stuff away.
2:01:08 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
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