Episode: Link.
Comments: "Recorded live at The Improv in Brea, CA on 12/31/2013."
Runtime: 1:26:03
Recorded Tues, 31st Dec. 2013
Released Mon, 27th Jan. 2014
Enhanced Audio Version: Link
0:00 SModCast ads; DAVEschool.com
0:25 Kyle Hebert intro.
1:03 New Years greetings, and hopes for 2014.
2:10 "Sex in front of a Grade-Z celebrity."
3:40 Ralph has a contact high from Kevin. Ralph giddy. Kevin enthralled.
5:10 The Switching of the Poisons.
5:50 What Strain is Kevin (and Ralph) On?: OG Huell Howser.
7:35 Ralph and Kevin on their favourite Arthur quotes.
9:01 Shout-outs: Kevin on his mic skills. Eddie, Lidiette and Michelle have been to all 4 Babble Eves. "That Place at Universal ..." Kevin tries to advocate a 3-way.
10:40 "I wonder how their sales are tonight ..."
12:00 "Come in with a load on your face, they ring the bell!"
12:20 Lonely Zack gets his email scrutinized. Huell Howser and Philip Seymour Hoffman dating advice. "I love ladies, too ... with dicks!"
15:20 Scott and Ryan start 'bitch' being replaced with 'Sauron.' Ryan newly single.
17:25 J-Mat and Olivia from Miami Beach, FL. Tin Curry Edelweiss. Where's Anne?
20:19 Isobel and Jess welcomed by The Germans.
21:52 Patrick and Erin with a Bowie shout-out, and looking for a 3-way.
25:10 Email bag: DJ James to move to Sacramento. "He's a great guy; he's a good guy."
26:45 Pablo Hernandez would like Mahna Mahna by Bane.
27:50 Virginia Watson sends in anal suggestions.
29:30 Bryan Hoover drew BatKev. Young Kev on Batman.
33:00 Alexandreiu Bauteuza would like Kelis Milkshake by Ed Wynne.
35:00 Jeopardy! Bane impression.
36:20 Dynamic Duets: I've Had The Time Of My Life. "DO THE LIFT!" Kevin lifted Ralph. Ralph mocks Jennifer Gray's nose.
40:40 Tinseltown Stiffs: Allan McKeown. "Four voices!"
42:35 Tinseltown stiff: Joan Fontaine. Ralph with the Joan Fontaine facts. Suspicion' Rebecca clip played. Ralph's lax Oscars knowledge.
45:15 Tinseltown stiff: Tom Laughlin. The Trail of Billy Jack advocated. Clip shown. Yosamite Sam. 5 voices!
50:13 Tinseltown stiff: Peter O'Toole. My Favourite Year advocated.
53:00 Shit That Should Not Be: Justin in Oklahoma sends in Morgan Freeman in Lean On Me. "I fucked that kid up!"
56:10 Exquisite Acting: Heckler chastised. Crispin Glover in Rivers Edge.
1:00:00 Ralph almost says The Kevin And Bean Show in place of HollyWood Babble-On.
1:01:40 Kev-In: Kidbear and Thor, New Friends
1:05:00 HBO Headlines: Justin Bieber wins the 2013 Chelsea Award! Retiring. Lifestyle. Movie bombs. Biebered.
1:09:25 Kim Kardashian gets a $40,000 Birken bag from Kanye West. Zoom.
1:11:20 Dylan Sprouse tweets nudes. Broheim.
1:13:55 Geek News: Paul Rudd is Ant Man!
1:14:45 Bat Fan. BatRalph. Vid. In Yo' Face!
1:17:17 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
1:19:00 Wives on-stage, Kevin and Ralph thank everyone. Kevin advocates people to push on with their creations. Ralph thanks Kevin. Kevin thanks Ralph. DJ James thanks HBO.
1:22:45 Coundown
1:22:55 2014!
Hollywood Babble-On 154: January 17, 2014
Episode: Link.
Enhanced Audio Vision: Link.
Comments: "Recorded live at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on 1/17/2014"
Runtime: 1:38:27
Recorded Tues, 17th Jan. 2014
Released Mon, 19th Jan. 2014
Show notes by @Forgeticus
0:00 Smodco ads
1:45 Kyle Hebert intro.
2:33 A bittersweet show tonight, it's DJ James' last. "What an asshole".
5:00 James says goodbye. He wants his girlfriend of 7 years Marilyn to join him on stage.
6:40 James would like Kevin to marry them right now.
7:40 Kevin tells James how much he's meant to HBO.
9:20 The ceremony begins "in this holy place".
11:55 Exchange of vows, then reciting of Green Lantern oath and Substitutiary Locomotion.
12:40 Kissing the Bride. Photos from the ceremony: 1, 2. (If you have more, tweet me)
14:15 Shout-outs: Mel. Al Pacino welcomes and approves of having a wife and girlfriend.
16:45 Cameron and Heidi are here from Australia. Suck it Greg and Shannon.
24:25 Cory Alex, Reuben and Craig. Sexy Kev tells Craig we don't need another Jurassic Park. Bowie wishes Reuben Happy Birthday.
27:22 Email bag: Skylar sends in an early casting photo of Stallone as Harry Potter.
29:05 Brent wonders if Word Up by Cameo sound like the Fry Girl. Fry Girl sings. It doesn't.
30:50 Ryan sends in Dolph Lundgren clip that may confirm huge penis.
32:25 Airman Jeremy Scott dismayed by his cock-blocking year old daughter.
33:06 Kevin tells the story about his daughter catching him & Jen fucking. "Night-swimming"
35:02 Mark from Ontario wants Bane and Adam West to sing Under Pressure.
37:25 Tinseltown Stiffs: One of two last surviving Munchkins, Ruth Robinson Duccini.
39:03 Tinseltown Stiff: Animator and Co-creator of Filmation, Hal Sutherland.
40:14 Tinseltown Stiff: Pioneer of female wrestling, Johnnie Mae Young.
41:43 Tinseltown Stiff: Trigger and Harry Potter actor Roger Lloyd-Pack. Photo. Clip.
43:47 Tinseltown Stiff: Actor, played manager of Partridge Family Dave Madden.
45:38 Tinseltown Stiff: Actor, the Professor on Gilligan's Island, Russel Johnson. Clip.
50:17 Shit That Should Not Be: Mannequin used for a bad stunt in Magnum Force.
52:50 Exquisite Acting: Nicholas Cage all over the place in Deadfall. "You just sold a ticket".
56:04 Kev-In: Kev and Ralph and Miley and Mewes in The Outsiders
57:20 Remember when Kevin was Uncle Buck?
57:40 Glen from Cop-On films puts Kevin in a corner in Dirty Dancing.
59:13 HBO Headlines: Justin Bieber's house raided for egging. Drugs found, Za arrested.
1:04:44 Miley Cyrus new haircut looks like Simple Jack from Tropic Thunder.
1:06:07 E! TV apologizes for awful "fun facts" during Golden Globe red carpet show.
1:07:30 Shia Labeouf angry at Jim Carey joke. Attacks Carey. Headbutts British guy.
1:09:20 Tyler and Sean send in a Kanye theme. Kanye beat up an 18 year old racist.
1:13:30 A guy starts a religion based on Kanye West. Yeezianity.
1:15:17 Farrah Abraham writing 2 new books: "An erotic sex novel, then I'm writing a christian parenting book"
1:17:17 David Cassidy arrested again for DUI.
1:18:25 Trace Atkins falls off wagon on a country concert cruise, beats up Trace Atkins
impersonator singing Karaoke. Photo. "It's like when Superman fought himself!"
Ralph: So the boat docks in Jamaica and Trace Adkins high tails it outta there.
Kev: Wait... Which Trace Adkins?
Ralph: WE DON'T KNOW!
1:21:30 Movies That Will Suck: Universal will release a new animated Grinch film.
1:23:35 Evil Satan-Baby prank video for Devil's Due. "It's the greatest thing I've ever seen."
1:26:28 Geek News: Batman vs. Superman release date pushed back to 2016.
1:28:16 Wonder Woman TV show on CW cancelled. Ralph's biggest fantasy is to get
Wonder Woman to tie him up and do shit to him. Kev: "No, she only did that to bad
people." Ralph: "I'M BAD. I couldn't be worse."
1:29:25 Michael Douglas to star as Hank Pym in new Antman movie.
1:30:15 Thomas Kretschmann will star as Baron Von Strucker in Avengers 2.
1:31:08 Most important Geek News ever: 60's Batman show releasing on Blu-ray. Dance.
1:34:25 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
Enhanced Audio Vision: Link.
Comments: "Recorded live at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on 1/17/2014"
Runtime: 1:38:27
Recorded Tues, 17th Jan. 2014
Released Mon, 19th Jan. 2014
Show notes by @Forgeticus
0:00 Smodco ads
1:45 Kyle Hebert intro.
2:33 A bittersweet show tonight, it's DJ James' last. "What an asshole".
5:00 James says goodbye. He wants his girlfriend of 7 years Marilyn to join him on stage.
6:40 James would like Kevin to marry them right now.
7:40 Kevin tells James how much he's meant to HBO.
9:20 The ceremony begins "in this holy place".
11:55 Exchange of vows, then reciting of Green Lantern oath and Substitutiary Locomotion.
12:40 Kissing the Bride. Photos from the ceremony: 1, 2. (If you have more, tweet me)
14:15 Shout-outs: Mel. Al Pacino welcomes and approves of having a wife and girlfriend.
16:45 Cameron and Heidi are here from Australia. Suck it Greg and Shannon.
17:45 Jessica and Brenden, also from Australia. Brenden may suck dick to meet Kev/Ralph.
19:40 Aniya & Margaret. Friends since Catholic school. Aniya is Polish. "WEL-COME TO THE SHOW." Germans congratulate Aniya graduation.24:25 Cory Alex, Reuben and Craig. Sexy Kev tells Craig we don't need another Jurassic Park. Bowie wishes Reuben Happy Birthday.
27:22 Email bag: Skylar sends in an early casting photo of Stallone as Harry Potter.
29:05 Brent wonders if Word Up by Cameo sound like the Fry Girl. Fry Girl sings. It doesn't.
30:50 Ryan sends in Dolph Lundgren clip that may confirm huge penis.
32:25 Airman Jeremy Scott dismayed by his cock-blocking year old daughter.
33:06 Kevin tells the story about his daughter catching him & Jen fucking. "Night-swimming"
35:02 Mark from Ontario wants Bane and Adam West to sing Under Pressure.
37:25 Tinseltown Stiffs: One of two last surviving Munchkins, Ruth Robinson Duccini.
39:03 Tinseltown Stiff: Animator and Co-creator of Filmation, Hal Sutherland.
40:14 Tinseltown Stiff: Pioneer of female wrestling, Johnnie Mae Young.
41:43 Tinseltown Stiff: Trigger and Harry Potter actor Roger Lloyd-Pack. Photo. Clip.
43:47 Tinseltown Stiff: Actor, played manager of Partridge Family Dave Madden.
45:38 Tinseltown Stiff: Actor, the Professor on Gilligan's Island, Russel Johnson. Clip.
50:17 Shit That Should Not Be: Mannequin used for a bad stunt in Magnum Force.
52:50 Exquisite Acting: Nicholas Cage all over the place in Deadfall. "You just sold a ticket".
56:04 Kev-In: Kev and Ralph and Miley and Mewes in The Outsiders
57:20 Remember when Kevin was Uncle Buck?
57:40 Glen from Cop-On films puts Kevin in a corner in Dirty Dancing.
59:13 HBO Headlines: Justin Bieber's house raided for egging. Drugs found, Za arrested.
1:04:44 Miley Cyrus new haircut looks like Simple Jack from Tropic Thunder.
1:06:07 E! TV apologizes for awful "fun facts" during Golden Globe red carpet show.
1:07:30 Shia Labeouf angry at Jim Carey joke. Attacks Carey. Headbutts British guy.
1:09:20 Tyler and Sean send in a Kanye theme. Kanye beat up an 18 year old racist.
1:13:30 A guy starts a religion based on Kanye West. Yeezianity.
1:15:17 Farrah Abraham writing 2 new books: "An erotic sex novel, then I'm writing a christian parenting book"
1:17:17 David Cassidy arrested again for DUI.
1:18:25 Trace Atkins falls off wagon on a country concert cruise, beats up Trace Atkins
impersonator singing Karaoke. Photo. "It's like when Superman fought himself!"
Ralph: So the boat docks in Jamaica and Trace Adkins high tails it outta there.
Kev: Wait... Which Trace Adkins?
Ralph: WE DON'T KNOW!
1:21:30 Movies That Will Suck: Universal will release a new animated Grinch film.
1:23:35 Evil Satan-Baby prank video for Devil's Due. "It's the greatest thing I've ever seen."
1:26:28 Geek News: Batman vs. Superman release date pushed back to 2016.
1:28:16 Wonder Woman TV show on CW cancelled. Ralph's biggest fantasy is to get
Wonder Woman to tie him up and do shit to him. Kev: "No, she only did that to bad
people." Ralph: "I'M BAD. I couldn't be worse."
1:29:25 Michael Douglas to star as Hank Pym in new Antman movie.
1:30:15 Thomas Kretschmann will star as Baron Von Strucker in Avengers 2.
1:31:08 Most important Geek News ever: 60's Batman show releasing on Blu-ray. Dance.
1:34:25 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
Hollywood Babble-On 153: January 10, 2014
Episode: Link.
Comments: "Recorded live at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on 1/10/2014"
Runtime: 1:47:45
Recorded Tues, 10th Jan. 2014
Released Mon, 13th Jan. 2014
0:00 SModCast ads; DAVEschool.com
0:25 Kyle Hebert intro.
1:20 Kevin and Mewes have Google Glass. DJ James chastised for his use of sound effects. "Glass-Hole." Kevin explains Google Glass. Kevin blasts Target.
4:50 What Strain Is Kevin On?: Blue Dream (Morning) Skywalker (Evening).
5:50 Kevin asks Ralph how he is.
6:50 Shout-outs: Maria and Bill celebrate Christmas. Maria's mother wrote a romance novel. Gay Ghost thanks. Ralph was John Travolta.
10:20 Shaun and Leigh from Buffalo, NY, bought drunk Babble-tickets. Rev Kev life advice. Kevin advocates Prima Nocta. Ralph downs a shot. Kevin quizzes Ralph on drinking.
14:34 Nathan from Northport, FL, visits Joe White in LA. Ed Wynne lay advice.
18:00 Chris wants to get son, Aiden, laid. Ralph tells a story of his friend, a hooker, his dad and crabs.
20:35 Chris and Deanna celebrate X-Mas. Ralph frustrated by the crowd. "That's sexy." "The Strapper." Kevin asks to see a photo of their daughter. The Germans on their son.
25:09 Email bag: Nathan Gonzalez asks for Arnie to sing the theme to Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
28:15 Joey got a 3D printer. Kevin mentions Andy McElfresh, and Edumacation. Straw-topper.
29:00 Tony Beecher wants to hear Sean Connery tell Harrison Ford about The Birds and The Bees.
30:35 Eric Fluger drew Bane/Adam West art.
31:45 Jeremy Klein asks for Endless Love between Adam West and Bane.
34:10 Tinseltown Stiffs: Saul Zaentz.
37:05 Tinseltown stiff: James Avery. Clip played.
39:10 Tinseltown stiff: Phil Everly. Ralph recalls the split. Cathy's Clown.
42:40 Tinseltown stiff: Run Run Shaw. Ralph on the Five Fingers of Death trailer.
46:50 Tinseltown stiff: Larry D. Mann. Yukon Cornelius.
48:51 Exquisite Acting: Andrew in NJ, Frank Langella as Skeletor. Ralph on Dolph Lundgren's cock.
52:25 Shit That Should Not Be: Phil sends in Jerry Maguire.
55:20 Kev-In: The Smithing, Superman, Rocky 3.
57:49 HBO Headlines: Justin Bieber Egg Attack. Audio played. "I'd like to place an assault."
1:02:00 Shia LeBeouf is retiring from all public life. Tweets.
1:05:30 Kevin amazed by Michael Bay. Conference.
1:10:11 Martin Scorsese won most "fucks" in a movie. "Kareennn!"
1:12:20 Matthew MacConaughey (?) gets props from Kevin and Ralph. Ralph takes a swipe at Jennifer Garner. Liza digs the Dallas Buyers Club.
1:15:00 Tila Tequila; Backdoored and Squirting.
1:16:20 Farrah Abraham says doing porn ruined her life.
1:18:10 Kim Kardashian ass-selfies. Photoshopped. Exhibit #2
1:20:26 Miley Cyrus takes a hit. Kevin talks about Harley moving away from darker music.
1:25:45 Anne Hathaway almost killed. Rip-tide. Arms. Toe. "Kill the very expensive song!"
1:28:25 Lindsay Lohan nude photos and correspondence lost on a laptop.
1:30:39 Ke$ha has a eating disorder. Ralph is my hero.
1:31:30 The Beatles to reunite on Letterman. Ringo to guest on The Powerpuff Girls. I Wish I Was A Powerpuff Girl.
1:35:00 Glen Fry buy smut mags from a news-stand.
1:35:55 Meatloaf to have a residency at Planet Hollywood in Vegas. Clip replayed. Gravy joke filed.
1:38:40 Geek news: Boba Fett movie to be released, by Disney. Tomorrowland will be gone; Star Wars Land replaces.
1:42:00 Marvel Experience: Murder, She Wrote.
1:43:55 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
Comments: "Recorded live at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on 1/10/2014"
Runtime: 1:47:45
Recorded Tues, 10th Jan. 2014
Released Mon, 13th Jan. 2014
0:00 SModCast ads; DAVEschool.com
0:25 Kyle Hebert intro.
1:20 Kevin and Mewes have Google Glass. DJ James chastised for his use of sound effects. "Glass-Hole." Kevin explains Google Glass. Kevin blasts Target.
4:50 What Strain Is Kevin On?: Blue Dream (Morning) Skywalker (Evening).
5:50 Kevin asks Ralph how he is.
6:50 Shout-outs: Maria and Bill celebrate Christmas. Maria's mother wrote a romance novel. Gay Ghost thanks. Ralph was John Travolta.
10:20 Shaun and Leigh from Buffalo, NY, bought drunk Babble-tickets. Rev Kev life advice. Kevin advocates Prima Nocta. Ralph downs a shot. Kevin quizzes Ralph on drinking.
14:34 Nathan from Northport, FL, visits Joe White in LA. Ed Wynne lay advice.
18:00 Chris wants to get son, Aiden, laid. Ralph tells a story of his friend, a hooker, his dad and crabs.
20:35 Chris and Deanna celebrate X-Mas. Ralph frustrated by the crowd. "That's sexy." "The Strapper." Kevin asks to see a photo of their daughter. The Germans on their son.
25:09 Email bag: Nathan Gonzalez asks for Arnie to sing the theme to Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
28:15 Joey got a 3D printer. Kevin mentions Andy McElfresh, and Edumacation. Straw-topper.
29:00 Tony Beecher wants to hear Sean Connery tell Harrison Ford about The Birds and The Bees.
30:35 Eric Fluger drew Bane/Adam West art.
31:45 Jeremy Klein asks for Endless Love between Adam West and Bane.
34:10 Tinseltown Stiffs: Saul Zaentz.
37:05 Tinseltown stiff: James Avery. Clip played.
39:10 Tinseltown stiff: Phil Everly. Ralph recalls the split. Cathy's Clown.
42:40 Tinseltown stiff: Run Run Shaw. Ralph on the Five Fingers of Death trailer.
46:50 Tinseltown stiff: Larry D. Mann. Yukon Cornelius.
48:51 Exquisite Acting: Andrew in NJ, Frank Langella as Skeletor. Ralph on Dolph Lundgren's cock.
52:25 Shit That Should Not Be: Phil sends in Jerry Maguire.
55:20 Kev-In: The Smithing, Superman, Rocky 3.
57:49 HBO Headlines: Justin Bieber Egg Attack. Audio played. "I'd like to place an assault."
1:02:00 Shia LeBeouf is retiring from all public life. Tweets.
1:05:30 Kevin amazed by Michael Bay. Conference.
1:10:11 Martin Scorsese won most "fucks" in a movie. "Kareennn!"
1:12:20 Matthew MacConaughey (?) gets props from Kevin and Ralph. Ralph takes a swipe at Jennifer Garner. Liza digs the Dallas Buyers Club.
1:15:00 Tila Tequila; Backdoored and Squirting.
1:16:20 Farrah Abraham says doing porn ruined her life.
1:18:10 Kim Kardashian ass-selfies. Photoshopped. Exhibit #2
1:20:26 Miley Cyrus takes a hit. Kevin talks about Harley moving away from darker music.
1:25:45 Anne Hathaway almost killed. Rip-tide. Arms. Toe. "Kill the very expensive song!"
1:28:25 Lindsay Lohan nude photos and correspondence lost on a laptop.
1:30:39 Ke$ha has a eating disorder. Ralph is my hero.
1:31:30 The Beatles to reunite on Letterman. Ringo to guest on The Powerpuff Girls. I Wish I Was A Powerpuff Girl.
1:35:00 Glen Fry buy smut mags from a news-stand.
1:35:55 Meatloaf to have a residency at Planet Hollywood in Vegas. Clip replayed. Gravy joke filed.
1:38:40 Geek news: Boba Fett movie to be released, by Disney. Tomorrowland will be gone; Star Wars Land replaces.
1:42:00 Marvel Experience: Murder, She Wrote.
1:43:55 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
Hollywood Babble-On 152: Babble-Eve Eve, 2013
Episode: Link.
Comments: "Recorded live at the Brea Improv during the 7:30PM show on 12/31/2013"
Runtime: 1:49:32
Recorded Tues, 31st Dec. 2013
Released Mon, 6th Jan. 2014
0:00 SModCast ads; DAVEschool.com slingbox.com/Babble
1:09 Kyle Hebert intro.
1:50 Happy New Year! Ralph optimistic about the upcoming 2014.
2:45 TUSK discussed, and Ralph's time on set.
3:55 Win Our Shit may make a return and The Chelsea Award to be announced.
4:50 What Strain Is Kevin On?: SkyWalker OG. Kevin describes the details.
6:12 Shout-outs: Kevin maims a patron.
7:35 Anne from Australia attending both shows; chipped tooth. "Welcome to Brea; put a mic in your mouth!" Anne's travel plans discussed. Ed Wynne advice.
12:50 "That's not a flight!"
13:30 Melissa Paxton, and Eddie "Oh, yes!" Kevin struggles to make Pederasty Sexy.
15:20 First Appearance:Sexy Kev theme.
16:15 Alex and Eric grilled over the origins of their origins. Fries Girl argues with Philip Seymour Hoffman. "McRib is back!"
20:00 Ben, Tori, Katie et al. have the German's explain the importance of civil rights to a Future Judge. UK Powdered wigs discussed. Kevin advocates About Time. "BILL WEASLEY!" Kevin craps on Big Fish. "Bertie Bott."
25:05 Ryan from Spokane, WA, is sat up front. David Bowie birthday greetings. Ralph gets Ralph into deep shit. "Foul-mouthed broad."
28:30 Email bag: Injured Iraq vet Jeremy Martin emails in for his love of SMod. 30:30 Ralph tells how he pussed out to give creative genius, Kanye West some shit.33:50 Paul from Whittier, CA writes in. Whittier discussed. Arnie Mahna Mahna.
35:00 Babble Rules: "One 'Woo,' per city."36:10 Mahna Mahna Take 2. "Get your ass to Mars!"
36:40 Damian from Australia sends in his own Justin Bieber story. Aussie listener reads the email. Photo.
40:20 Sean from Suffolk, VA made a Two Face art.
41:10 Craig would like to hear Aaron Neville and Bane duet to I Don't Know Much.
43:45 SModCo ads: slingbox.com/Babble
46:09 Tinseltown Stiffs: Allan McKeown.
48:00 Tinseltown stiff: Joan Fontaine. Sister in audience. Ralph with the Joan Fontaine facts. Rebecca clip played. Kevin on Rebecca.
51:30 Tinseltown stiff: Tom Laughlin. The Trail of Billy Jack advocated. Clip shown.
57:30 Tinseltown stiff: Peter O'Toole. My Favourite Year advocated. Ralph craps on Get Him To The Greek. Kevin reveals the idea of Silent Bob came from My Favourite Year.
1:02:00 Shit That Should Not Be: Christmas With The Cranks. BANG! (Ladder).
1:05:00 Exquisite Acting: @SirPatStew - A Christmas Carol (1999).
1:06:55 Kev-In: Kev-In Brazillian. Jean-Kev Van Damme. Naptime.
1:09:30 2014 Chelsea Award Nominees; Courtney Stodden, Farrah Abraham, Justin Bieber, Kim Kardashian, Kanye West.
1:11:22 2014 Chelsea Award Winner: Justin Bieber!
1:13:00 HBO Headlines: Justin Bieber tweets he is retiring. Lifestyle. sells 4,067 copies in Australia. Manta Ray joke. Kevin Smith outsold JB in vinyl.
1:17:00 Duck Dynasty dude suspended, and upcoming ad campaign. A baffling 2010 clip played. DJ James with a well-placed double-tap.
1:22:10 Kim Kardashian tweets images of family gifts. Lambourghini. Kanye West hit with a lawsuit. Bound. Bound 2.
1:27:05 Lindsay Lohan wants to become a popstar, as does John Travolta. HBOhelper sez: "This is gonna suck a dick." Let Her In.
1:29:50 Miley Cyrus new video leaked.
1:32:00 Anne Hathaway gets her revenge.
1:33:00 12 Years a Slave Italian poster debacle.
1:35:15 Movies That Will Suck: Kevin announces he is writing a movie based on The (C)Rapture. Blog entry.
1:37:20 Guys and Dolls musical to be remade into a movie. Ralph played Sky Masterson, and sings Luck Be A Lady Tonight, as does Al Pacino and Chris Walken.
1:39:02 Geek News: Paul Rudd to be Ant Man; beat out Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
1:40:20 Michael Habjan with Hulk Vs. Superman.
1:42:10 Melinda Moon's ears. Kevin defends. Ralph belligerent.
1:43:50 Liam Neeson's Cock Jokes.
Hollywood Babble-On 151: Golden Globetrotters
Episode: Link.
Comments: "In a show from home, Kevin and Ralph take a look at this year's Golden Globe nominees!"
Runtime: 1:49:37
Recorded Sat, 21st Dec. 2013
Released Sun, 22nd Dec. 2013
2014 Golden Globe nominations.
Comments: "In a show from home, Kevin and Ralph take a look at this year's Golden Globe nominees!"
Runtime: 1:49:37
Recorded Sat, 21st Dec. 2013
Released Sun, 22nd Dec. 2013
2014 Golden Globe nominations.
Hollywood Babble-On 150: December 13, 2013
Episode: Link.
Enhanced Audio Vision: Link.
Comments: "Recorded live at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on 12/13/2013."
Runtime: 1:49:37
Recorded Fri, 13th Dec. 2013
Released Sun, 15th Dec. 2013
Show notes by @Forgeticus
0:00 Smodco ads.
1:05 Kyle Hebert intro.
1:55 Kevin farted then demanded Ralph make him laugh moments before the show.
2:50 Ralph gives Kevin a Christmas present, a 2 foot Adam West action figure. Kev got Ralph nothing.
3:58 Now Ralph as Adam West as Batman can tell Kevin "You're looking very slender, old chum".
5:00 Pimping the HBO New Year's Eve shows takes a sad, then sexy turn.
6:55 What Strain Is Kevin On: Blue Dream.
8:10 Shout-outs: Lupe and Eric Barrios having a baby. The Germans suggest baby names.
11:20 Christian Meyer. Bill Cosby helps him put in vanilla pudding pop in her different world.
12:20 Megan Madrigal. "So when Ralph said her name that night, it was like she had a friend". Bowie shouts-out Julie & Amy.
18:10 Email bag: Matt clarifies. Lindsay's suing Rockstar not for this likeness, but this one.
19:42 David Collins requests the Grinch song sung by Christopher Walken.
20:40 Ryan from Iowa wants David Lynch to read Twas The Night Before Christmas.
23:45 Could Adam West and Bane sing Little Drummer Boy? Last year's video.
27:45 Tinseltown Stiffs: Sound of Music actress Eleanor Parker.
32:05 Shit That Should Not Be: In Time car crash scene. No one's in the car, bad physics.
34:40 Exquisite Acting: Anthony Hopkins goes feral on his son in Thor.
36:50 Kev-In: Jesus' birth.
38:15 Kev-In: starred in Elf.
38:45 Kev-In: Ralphie in A Christmas Story.
39:15 HBO Headlines: Kim Kardashian gets bad press for donating only 10% to Philippines.
42:30 Khloe Kardashian filed for divorce from Lamar Odom.
43:30 Kanye reported to wed Kim at Palace of Versailles.
45:05 Kanye wears mask during entire concert, throws out fan who asked to see his face. Video. "I'm Kanye Motherfucking West".
47:15 Kanye thinks he didn't get enough Grammy nods. Bitches about it during concert.
49:30 Justin Bieber releases new single every week. Kevin: "For like Advent or something?"
50:50 Justin said the media attacking him is just like the bullying that happens in schools.
Bieber: "People forget I'm a human being, and I have to make mistakes to grow stronger."
Ralph: "Like sleeping with Brazilian hookers. I have to do that to grow stronger."
Kevin: "Having sex with hookers is swag, yo."
52:35 Justin Bieber tells teen girl she "look like a beached whale" at hotel pool. Article.
54:00 Kevin retells a story about being called pregnant by a lifeguard on a water slide at 9.
Kevin: "That motherfucker changed my entire life. I've never not gone into a body of water without a shirt on... because some jackass stranger when I was 9 made a comment."
58:20 Lindsay Lohan involved in scuffle that ended with Paris Hilton's brother getting beat up.
1:02:00 Mewes went clubbing after rehab and people who offer him coke.
Ralph: "Where were these clubs again? Fuck I miss cocaine."
1:03:12 Charlie Sheen is back, and he is in love. This time it's real. She's an adult film star.
1:05:25 Kevin Federline is gonna have his sixth kid.
1:06:05 It's Playboy's 60th anniversay this week, First cover.
1:06:20 Kevin took a photo of his wife, Jennifer Schwalbach, nude with Superman for Playboy's 50th. Photo.
1:10:55 Gisele Bundchen wants breastfeeding for a year to be law. Breastfeeding at "work".
1:13:20 Amy Adams gets confused with Isla Fisher. Comparison.
1:14:59 John Cusack and Bruce Willis shooting The Prince. John broke Willis' tooth, cut his lip. Article.
1:16:20 Keanu Reeves' new samurai movie 47 Ronin opened in Japan, only made $1.3 million. Ralph's Keanu impression. Ralph: "You can't cast Keanu Reeves as a Samurai. Didn't we learn that lesson with Tom Cruise?"
1:18:45 Movies That Will Suck: Paramount to reboot Naked Gun movies with Ed Helms.
1:20:40 Movie That Might Suck: Freddie Mercury biopic. Was to star Sasha Baron Cohen, now Ben Whishaw. Changed director to soften image and tell less of the whole story.
1:23:26 Friday's Rebecca Black is back, & she's all grown up and shit. Releases Saturday.
1:26:38 Hollywood Babble-on Fries-Girl Friday Remix by @DJammaster. Ralph berates audience for backing off the fries-girl now.
1:29:09 Geek News: A chocolate Millennium Falcon. Order Here. Ralph reminds Kevin he gave him nothing.
1:31:40 Batmobiles. Kevin keeps interrupting Ralph. Guy creates animated series Batmobile for real. Video.
1:33:43 The Godzilla trailer debuted this week. The guys are pretty excited about it.
1:38:25 Sony hires brain trust, announces spinoffs of Amazing Spider-Man. Venom and The Sinister 6.
1:41:36 Kevin defends. Wizard magazine X-Men casting call predicts Patrick Stewart.
1:43:30 Liam Neeson's cock jokes.
Enhanced Audio Vision: Link.
Comments: "Recorded live at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on 12/13/2013."
Runtime: 1:49:37
Recorded Fri, 13th Dec. 2013
Released Sun, 15th Dec. 2013
Show notes by @Forgeticus
0:00 Smodco ads.
1:05 Kyle Hebert intro.
1:55 Kevin farted then demanded Ralph make him laugh moments before the show.
2:50 Ralph gives Kevin a Christmas present, a 2 foot Adam West action figure. Kev got Ralph nothing.
3:58 Now Ralph as Adam West as Batman can tell Kevin "You're looking very slender, old chum".
5:00 Pimping the HBO New Year's Eve shows takes a sad, then sexy turn.
6:55 What Strain Is Kevin On: Blue Dream.
8:10 Shout-outs: Lupe and Eric Barrios having a baby. The Germans suggest baby names.
11:20 Christian Meyer. Bill Cosby helps him put in vanilla pudding pop in her different world.
12:20 Megan Madrigal. "So when Ralph said her name that night, it was like she had a friend". Bowie shouts-out Julie & Amy.
18:10 Email bag: Matt clarifies. Lindsay's suing Rockstar not for this likeness, but this one.
19:42 David Collins requests the Grinch song sung by Christopher Walken.
20:40 Ryan from Iowa wants David Lynch to read Twas The Night Before Christmas.
23:45 Could Adam West and Bane sing Little Drummer Boy? Last year's video.
27:45 Tinseltown Stiffs: Sound of Music actress Eleanor Parker.
32:05 Shit That Should Not Be: In Time car crash scene. No one's in the car, bad physics.
34:40 Exquisite Acting: Anthony Hopkins goes feral on his son in Thor.
36:50 Kev-In: Jesus' birth.
38:15 Kev-In: starred in Elf.
38:45 Kev-In: Ralphie in A Christmas Story.
39:15 HBO Headlines: Kim Kardashian gets bad press for donating only 10% to Philippines.
42:30 Khloe Kardashian filed for divorce from Lamar Odom.
43:30 Kanye reported to wed Kim at Palace of Versailles.
45:05 Kanye wears mask during entire concert, throws out fan who asked to see his face. Video. "I'm Kanye Motherfucking West".
47:15 Kanye thinks he didn't get enough Grammy nods. Bitches about it during concert.
49:30 Justin Bieber releases new single every week. Kevin: "For like Advent or something?"
50:50 Justin said the media attacking him is just like the bullying that happens in schools.
Bieber: "People forget I'm a human being, and I have to make mistakes to grow stronger."
Ralph: "Like sleeping with Brazilian hookers. I have to do that to grow stronger."
Kevin: "Having sex with hookers is swag, yo."
52:35 Justin Bieber tells teen girl she "look like a beached whale" at hotel pool. Article.
54:00 Kevin retells a story about being called pregnant by a lifeguard on a water slide at 9.
Kevin: "That motherfucker changed my entire life. I've never not gone into a body of water without a shirt on... because some jackass stranger when I was 9 made a comment."
58:20 Lindsay Lohan involved in scuffle that ended with Paris Hilton's brother getting beat up.
1:02:00 Mewes went clubbing after rehab and people who offer him coke.
Ralph: "Where were these clubs again? Fuck I miss cocaine."
1:03:12 Charlie Sheen is back, and he is in love. This time it's real. She's an adult film star.
1:05:25 Kevin Federline is gonna have his sixth kid.
1:06:05 It's Playboy's 60th anniversay this week, First cover.
1:06:20 Kevin took a photo of his wife, Jennifer Schwalbach, nude with Superman for Playboy's 50th. Photo.
1:10:55 Gisele Bundchen wants breastfeeding for a year to be law. Breastfeeding at "work".
1:13:20 Amy Adams gets confused with Isla Fisher. Comparison.
1:14:59 John Cusack and Bruce Willis shooting The Prince. John broke Willis' tooth, cut his lip. Article.
1:16:20 Keanu Reeves' new samurai movie 47 Ronin opened in Japan, only made $1.3 million. Ralph's Keanu impression. Ralph: "You can't cast Keanu Reeves as a Samurai. Didn't we learn that lesson with Tom Cruise?"
1:18:45 Movies That Will Suck: Paramount to reboot Naked Gun movies with Ed Helms.
1:20:40 Movie That Might Suck: Freddie Mercury biopic. Was to star Sasha Baron Cohen, now Ben Whishaw. Changed director to soften image and tell less of the whole story.
1:23:26 Friday's Rebecca Black is back, & she's all grown up and shit. Releases Saturday.
1:26:38 Hollywood Babble-on Fries-Girl Friday Remix by @DJammaster. Ralph berates audience for backing off the fries-girl now.
1:29:09 Geek News: A chocolate Millennium Falcon. Order Here. Ralph reminds Kevin he gave him nothing.
1:31:40 Batmobiles. Kevin keeps interrupting Ralph. Guy creates animated series Batmobile for real. Video.
1:33:43 The Godzilla trailer debuted this week. The guys are pretty excited about it.
1:38:25 Sony hires brain trust, announces spinoffs of Amazing Spider-Man. Venom and The Sinister 6.
1:41:36 Kevin defends. Wizard magazine X-Men casting call predicts Patrick Stewart.
1:43:30 Liam Neeson's cock jokes.
Hollywood Babble-On 149: December 6, 2013
Episode: Link.
Enhanced Audio Vision: Link.
Comments: "Recorded live at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on 12/6/2013."
Runtime: 1:47:47
Recorded Fri, 6th Dec. 2013
Released Sun, 8th Dec. 2013
Show notes by @Forgeticus
0:00 SModco ads.
2:30 Kyle Hebert intro.
3:20 Kevin shares an awkward moment. His pre-show power song was Mr. Mister's Kyrie.
5:10 The Improv's 50th birthday.
5:45 What strain is Kevin on? Could be pointless because Kev read somewhere that there's no difference between strains. Skywalker OG. THC may cause man boobs.
8:48 Shout-outs: Mike and Brianna. A Babble Christmas Carol. Celebrating 10 year anniversary. Could Ed Wynn give some advice to Mike. "I slather my penis with peanut butter and tell her lick it off. No, wait a minute, that's dogs."
12:03 Craig from Chicago, drug mule, is here on business. "The first answer was 'I'm here to hunt humans'." Huell Howser welcomes.
15:10 Martin Tronson from Norway. Ralph does Katherine Hepburn and Kev does Phillip Seymour Hoffman.
21:30 Ralph: "By the way, South Africa... Nelson Mandela."
22:30 Brian & Jen Withers. Could the Germans explain how great LA will be after they leave?
26:37 Lauren from CA, previously stitched It's a Small World. Bane and Adam West sing "Baby, It's Cold Outside".
30:30 Smodco ad.
31:10 Email bag: Troy from Australia sends in an album cover for Bane and Adam West's duets.
32:20 Joseph from Saskatchewan has compelling evidence Kevin's relative inspired Miley Cyrus. Photo.
33:25 Daniel sent in an email, but he's here and is miscategorized. Could PeeWee Herman sing Mahna Mahna.
35:33 Tinseltown Stiffs: Early comic and Superman artist Al Plastino.
37:08 Tinseltown Stiff: Character actor, live action Luigi Danny Wells. Video.
39:36 Tinseltown Stiff: Standells drummer and singer Dick Dodd.
40:25 Tinseltown Stiff: Fast and Furious actor Paul Walker.
41:35 Hollywood Helper: Brad Pitt "This fucking guy..." thanks UK town by giving them £1million.
44:20 Hollywood Helper: Thor actress Jaimie Alexander visits children's hospital.
45:15 Having sex with Princess Leia. Harrison Ford impression.
46:10 Shit That Should Not Be: Superman breaks a sweat lifting Zod at the North Pole. Video.
51:14 Exquisite Acting: Tim Curry in video game C&C: Red Alert 3. Spiiiice (space).
55:20 Kev-In: Little kid in Mircale on 37th Street.
56:25 Kev-In: Cast of Superman vs Batman.
57:15 Kev-In: Kayne's video Bound 2
57:49 Smodco ad.
59:57 HBO Headlines: Lindsay Lohan pulls Michael Neeson into a night club ladies room...
1:02:50 Lindsay suing Rockstar, makers of GTAV. Photos 1, 2, 3.
1:05:20 Justin Bieber sprays graffiti in Australia. Mayor calls him out in video.
1:07:40 New NBC series Wolfman to start next year.
1:08:40 R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet to air Sat. Ralph's fav moment: Midget shits himself.
1:11:00 X-Files star Gillian Anderson poses topless. "Better late than never"
1:13:32 Billy Joel becomes first artist in residency at a major sports arena. Article.
1:15:47 Bravo's Andy Cohen."You know Andy Cohen? He's the gay Chris Hardwick. Alright, gayER Chris Harwick." He saved Lady Gaga's piss as a souvenir.
1:18:20 Ralph thinks Tom Hank's plays a pussy in his recent roles. Saving Mr. Banks talk.
1:20:10 A Croatian rocker releases an entirely edible chocolate record.
1:22:00 Movies That Will Suck: Ballers to star Kevin Hart and Lebron James. Black Twins.
1:23:50 Two guys give Christopher Walken a ride in NYC because he couldn't hail a cab. Selfie.
1:26:10 Kevin wants to know what it would sounds like if Walken made them suck his dick. Kev: "What do you say when you cum?" Ralph: "Spiiiice"
1:27:15 Geek News: Wonder Woman role in Batman vs. Superman. Ralph sings WW theme.
Gal Gadot to star as Wonder Woman? Ralph: "Gal Gadot? Do doo de-do do" (Mahna Mahna)
1:31:16 Sony releases trailer for The Amazing Spiderman 2.
1:33:45 New X-Men movie announced: X-Men: Apocalypse.
1:34:57 Darth Vader selfie announces new Star Wars Instagram account.
1:35:45 Kevin and Ralph combine forces to do a Darth Vader impression. Ralph inadvertently impersonates incest.
1:36:40 Auctioning off Han Solo's original blaster.
1:38:32 Star Trek actor George Takei launches his own fragrance Eau My. Bottle.
1:40:35 James Covenant edits together Picard singing Let It Snow. Full video.
1:41:45 Liam Neeson's cock jokes.
Enhanced Audio Vision: Link.
Comments: "Recorded live at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on 12/6/2013."
Runtime: 1:47:47
Recorded Fri, 6th Dec. 2013
Released Sun, 8th Dec. 2013
Show notes by @Forgeticus
0:00 SModco ads.
2:30 Kyle Hebert intro.
3:20 Kevin shares an awkward moment. His pre-show power song was Mr. Mister's Kyrie.
5:10 The Improv's 50th birthday.
5:45 What strain is Kevin on? Could be pointless because Kev read somewhere that there's no difference between strains. Skywalker OG. THC may cause man boobs.
8:48 Shout-outs: Mike and Brianna. A Babble Christmas Carol. Celebrating 10 year anniversary. Could Ed Wynn give some advice to Mike. "I slather my penis with peanut butter and tell her lick it off. No, wait a minute, that's dogs."
12:03 Craig from Chicago, drug mule, is here on business. "The first answer was 'I'm here to hunt humans'." Huell Howser welcomes.
15:10 Martin Tronson from Norway. Ralph does Katherine Hepburn and Kev does Phillip Seymour Hoffman.
21:30 Ralph: "By the way, South Africa... Nelson Mandela."
22:30 Brian & Jen Withers. Could the Germans explain how great LA will be after they leave?
26:37 Lauren from CA, previously stitched It's a Small World. Bane and Adam West sing "Baby, It's Cold Outside".
30:30 Smodco ad.
31:10 Email bag: Troy from Australia sends in an album cover for Bane and Adam West's duets.
32:20 Joseph from Saskatchewan has compelling evidence Kevin's relative inspired Miley Cyrus. Photo.
33:25 Daniel sent in an email, but he's here and is miscategorized. Could PeeWee Herman sing Mahna Mahna.
35:33 Tinseltown Stiffs: Early comic and Superman artist Al Plastino.
37:08 Tinseltown Stiff: Character actor, live action Luigi Danny Wells. Video.
39:36 Tinseltown Stiff: Standells drummer and singer Dick Dodd.
40:25 Tinseltown Stiff: Fast and Furious actor Paul Walker.
41:35 Hollywood Helper: Brad Pitt "This fucking guy..." thanks UK town by giving them £1million.
44:20 Hollywood Helper: Thor actress Jaimie Alexander visits children's hospital.
45:15 Having sex with Princess Leia. Harrison Ford impression.
46:10 Shit That Should Not Be: Superman breaks a sweat lifting Zod at the North Pole. Video.
51:14 Exquisite Acting: Tim Curry in video game C&C: Red Alert 3. Spiiiice (space).
55:20 Kev-In: Little kid in Mircale on 37th Street.
56:25 Kev-In: Cast of Superman vs Batman.
57:15 Kev-In: Kayne's video Bound 2
57:49 Smodco ad.
59:57 HBO Headlines: Lindsay Lohan pulls Michael Neeson into a night club ladies room...
1:02:50 Lindsay suing Rockstar, makers of GTAV. Photos 1, 2, 3.
1:05:20 Justin Bieber sprays graffiti in Australia. Mayor calls him out in video.
1:07:40 New NBC series Wolfman to start next year.
1:08:40 R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet to air Sat. Ralph's fav moment: Midget shits himself.
1:11:00 X-Files star Gillian Anderson poses topless. "Better late than never"
1:13:32 Billy Joel becomes first artist in residency at a major sports arena. Article.
1:15:47 Bravo's Andy Cohen."You know Andy Cohen? He's the gay Chris Hardwick. Alright, gayER Chris Harwick." He saved Lady Gaga's piss as a souvenir.
1:18:20 Ralph thinks Tom Hank's plays a pussy in his recent roles. Saving Mr. Banks talk.
1:20:10 A Croatian rocker releases an entirely edible chocolate record.
1:22:00 Movies That Will Suck: Ballers to star Kevin Hart and Lebron James. Black Twins.
1:23:50 Two guys give Christopher Walken a ride in NYC because he couldn't hail a cab. Selfie.
1:26:10 Kevin wants to know what it would sounds like if Walken made them suck his dick. Kev: "What do you say when you cum?" Ralph: "Spiiiice"
1:27:15 Geek News: Wonder Woman role in Batman vs. Superman. Ralph sings WW theme.
Gal Gadot to star as Wonder Woman? Ralph: "Gal Gadot? Do doo de-do do" (Mahna Mahna)
1:31:16 Sony releases trailer for The Amazing Spiderman 2.
1:33:45 New X-Men movie announced: X-Men: Apocalypse.
1:34:57 Darth Vader selfie announces new Star Wars Instagram account.
1:35:45 Kevin and Ralph combine forces to do a Darth Vader impression. Ralph inadvertently impersonates incest.
1:36:40 Auctioning off Han Solo's original blaster.
1:38:32 Star Trek actor George Takei launches his own fragrance Eau My. Bottle.
1:40:35 James Covenant edits together Picard singing Let It Snow. Full video.
1:41:45 Liam Neeson's cock jokes.
Hollywood Babble-On 148: November 23, 2013
Episode: Link.
Comments: "Recorded live at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on 11/23/2013."
Runtime: 1:53:59
Recorded Sat, 23rd Nov. 2013
Released Mon, 25th Nov. 2013
0:00 SModCast ad; SlingBox.com/babble
2:15 Kyle Hebert intro.
3:00 Kevin has wrapped Tusk, and Kevin's entire family is present, including his sister who lives abroad. Kevin talks about his brother, Don, marriage at the SModCastle.
8:25 Don and Jerry to the stage. Kevin audibly emotional as he describes his views on his brother and gay marriage.
13:00 The HardCore Legal.
14:35 Pope Head.
14:55 What Strain Is Kevin On?: 2x White Widow. 1x Girlscout Cookies.
16:05 Season 2 of Spoilers starts filming tomorrow.
17:00 Shout-outs: (Kevin describes his parents watching Chasing Amy, and he will record with his mother).
19:40 Eddie Firth moved to L.A. to see Hollywood Babble-On.
20:30 Sarah, Jason, Matthew and Jessica plan shenanigans. "Stupid impersonations." Sexy Kevin and Huell Howser.
22:50 Christie and Rojellio from Mobile, AL. Al Pacino.
24:30 Jennifer, Brooke, Gary and Jen celebrate Brooke's birthday. Bowie shout-out.
26:55 Email bag: Dan from Melbourne, Australia asks for the New Years Eve show. There will be two shows, in Orange County. "I'm not wearing any pants."
29:00 Ryan from Joplin, MO asks for David Lynch to sing Mahna Mahna.
29:50 Troy Bailey sends in Bieber, Tinseltown Stiffs, Tadolf Switler.
31:05 Jaden Walker sends in the Escape Plan poster. Contrasted. "Greedy and Nazi!"
32:50 Todd Haney in North Carolina asks for an Adam West/Bane Dynamic Duet.
33:50 Dynamic Duets: You Don't Bring Me Flowers.
35:45 Tinseltown Stiffs: Leroy Patterson's video. Marc Breaux. Step In Time video unavailable. Kevin critiques the dancers.
39:33 Kevin shouts out Chris Hardwick's dad, who passed a week ago.
40:19 Hollywood Helpers: Bradley Cooper wishes fan a happy birthday.
43:00 Shit That Should Not Be: Jenn Schmidt sends in Unbreakable. Still. Mexicans giving birth.
47:20 Exquisite Acting: Daniel from Rio De Janiero sends in Stanley Tucci in The Core.
50:35 Kev-In: JFK, Thanksgiving and Dukes of Hazzard.
55:00 HBO Headlines: Justin Bieber's Brazillian hooker on hotmovies.com. Tudu bem! Kevin needs the bathroom. "Justin never touched the girl ...!" Kevin says Mewes is a germaphobe. No interest in Bieber's live dates in Australia.
59:50 Party at Bieber's: Confidentiality agreements handed out ($3m fine).
1:01:00 Fuck-Tapes star Kim Kardashian trying to rehab her image. eBay ad. "10%!" "PS: I'm an asshole."
1:04:10 Kendall Jenner is 18, so here are her tits. Ralph pimps Spearmint Rhino.
1:06:15 Creative Jenious Kanye West interviewed in Philly. DJ James with the Double Tap. Bound 2. MegaForce. "It's got a roofie in it!"
1:10:50 Jeff Dunham takes a hit. Lindsay "Airtight!" Lohan denies she is afraid of midgets. "Lindsay loves all people!"
1:13:40 Miley Cyrus celebrates her 21st birthday. Kevin unimpressed. No eyebrows.
1:16:00 Monty Python's Flying Circus to perform on-stage for the first time since 1980 (Mostly). Holy Grail imitations. Ralph is going. Babble-On scheduled for London.
1:19:00 Rudy Huxtable is 34 years-old. Bill Cosby warms up the crowd. "Tiggerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr's ..." "Tigger, please!"
1:21:50 DJ James with a great plug. Scientologists open new Super Power building. "Bullshit!" "You'll float!"
1:25:10 Sean Penn is not a zoo animal.
1:26:15 Brandy Brandt 's drug smuggling ring. "Extricated ... extra ... they moved her!"
1:28:00 Daniel Day-Lewis' son, Gabe Day releases Green Auras. "I do." Daniel Day-Lewis rap battle.
1:31:50 Movies That Will Suck: It's A Wonderful Life; The Rest Of The Story. Temple Run: The Movie.
1:36:10 Death Wish remake. MGM fires Joe Carnahan for this amazing email. Kevin plugs NARC.
1:38:45 Geek News: Spider-Man; Turn Off The Dark will be closing in January. "WHAT?!" Theme played. Moving to Las Vegas.
1:40:50 Camila Luddington receives death threats for her participation on Tomb Raider.
1:42:22 JJ Abrams R2D2. Kenny Baker hates Anthony Daniels, apparently.
1:45:15 English Batmobile.
1:48:00 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
Comments: "Recorded live at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on 11/23/2013."
Runtime: 1:53:59
Recorded Sat, 23rd Nov. 2013
Released Mon, 25th Nov. 2013
0:00 SModCast ad; SlingBox.com/babble
2:15 Kyle Hebert intro.
3:00 Kevin has wrapped Tusk, and Kevin's entire family is present, including his sister who lives abroad. Kevin talks about his brother, Don, marriage at the SModCastle.
8:25 Don and Jerry to the stage. Kevin audibly emotional as he describes his views on his brother and gay marriage.
13:00 The HardCore Legal.
14:35 Pope Head.
14:55 What Strain Is Kevin On?: 2x White Widow. 1x Girlscout Cookies.
16:05 Season 2 of Spoilers starts filming tomorrow.
17:00 Shout-outs: (Kevin describes his parents watching Chasing Amy, and he will record with his mother).
19:40 Eddie Firth moved to L.A. to see Hollywood Babble-On.
20:30 Sarah, Jason, Matthew and Jessica plan shenanigans. "Stupid impersonations." Sexy Kevin and Huell Howser.
22:50 Christie and Rojellio from Mobile, AL. Al Pacino.
24:30 Jennifer, Brooke, Gary and Jen celebrate Brooke's birthday. Bowie shout-out.
26:55 Email bag: Dan from Melbourne, Australia asks for the New Years Eve show. There will be two shows, in Orange County. "I'm not wearing any pants."
29:00 Ryan from Joplin, MO asks for David Lynch to sing Mahna Mahna.
29:50 Troy Bailey sends in Bieber, Tinseltown Stiffs, Tadolf Switler.
31:05 Jaden Walker sends in the Escape Plan poster. Contrasted. "Greedy and Nazi!"
32:50 Todd Haney in North Carolina asks for an Adam West/Bane Dynamic Duet.
33:50 Dynamic Duets: You Don't Bring Me Flowers.
35:45 Tinseltown Stiffs: Leroy Patterson's video. Marc Breaux. Step In Time video unavailable. Kevin critiques the dancers.
39:33 Kevin shouts out Chris Hardwick's dad, who passed a week ago.
40:19 Hollywood Helpers: Bradley Cooper wishes fan a happy birthday.
43:00 Shit That Should Not Be: Jenn Schmidt sends in Unbreakable. Still. Mexicans giving birth.
47:20 Exquisite Acting: Daniel from Rio De Janiero sends in Stanley Tucci in The Core.
50:35 Kev-In: JFK, Thanksgiving and Dukes of Hazzard.
55:00 HBO Headlines: Justin Bieber's Brazillian hooker on hotmovies.com. Tudu bem! Kevin needs the bathroom. "Justin never touched the girl ...!" Kevin says Mewes is a germaphobe. No interest in Bieber's live dates in Australia.
59:50 Party at Bieber's: Confidentiality agreements handed out ($3m fine).
1:01:00 Fuck-Tapes star Kim Kardashian trying to rehab her image. eBay ad. "10%!" "PS: I'm an asshole."
1:04:10 Kendall Jenner is 18, so here are her tits. Ralph pimps Spearmint Rhino.
1:06:15 Creative Jenious Kanye West interviewed in Philly. DJ James with the Double Tap. Bound 2. MegaForce. "It's got a roofie in it!"
1:10:50 Jeff Dunham takes a hit. Lindsay "Airtight!" Lohan denies she is afraid of midgets. "Lindsay loves all people!"
1:13:40 Miley Cyrus celebrates her 21st birthday. Kevin unimpressed. No eyebrows.
1:16:00 Monty Python's Flying Circus to perform on-stage for the first time since 1980 (Mostly). Holy Grail imitations. Ralph is going. Babble-On scheduled for London.
1:19:00 Rudy Huxtable is 34 years-old. Bill Cosby warms up the crowd. "Tiggerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr's ..." "Tigger, please!"
1:21:50 DJ James with a great plug. Scientologists open new Super Power building. "Bullshit!" "You'll float!"
1:25:10 Sean Penn is not a zoo animal.
1:26:15 Brandy Brandt 's drug smuggling ring. "Extricated ... extra ... they moved her!"
1:28:00 Daniel Day-Lewis' son, Gabe Day releases Green Auras. "I do." Daniel Day-Lewis rap battle.
1:31:50 Movies That Will Suck: It's A Wonderful Life; The Rest Of The Story. Temple Run: The Movie.
1:36:10 Death Wish remake. MGM fires Joe Carnahan for this amazing email. Kevin plugs NARC.
1:38:45 Geek News: Spider-Man; Turn Off The Dark will be closing in January. "WHAT?!" Theme played. Moving to Las Vegas.
1:40:50 Camila Luddington receives death threats for her participation on Tomb Raider.
1:42:22 JJ Abrams R2D2. Kenny Baker hates Anthony Daniels, apparently.
1:45:15 English Batmobile.
1:48:00 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
Hollywood Babble-On 147: Babble-On Comic-Con Theater 4
Episode: Link.
Comments: "Babble-On Comic-Con Theater kicks off the Batman: Widening Gyre series. Recorded live at the Prince Music Theater on November 1, 2013."
Runtime: 1:17:52
Recorded Sun, 1st Nov. 2013
Released Mon, 18th Nov. 2013
0:00 SModCast ad. SquareSpace.com code: hollywood
0:18 Comic-Con Thearer intro.
1:10 Kevin tickled by the prospect of Babble-On Comic-Con Theater, and intros Ralph.
2:10 Ralph plugs Comic Book Men, Tell 'Em Steve-Dave and Power Records.
5:15 Belinda McClaine writes in for Jeff Alt, and he will play incidental characters.
7:30 Female roles to be portrayed by Jenn Schmidt.
8:25 Kevin working the sound effects, via help from DJ James.
8:45 Eddie plays the page turn ring.
9:15 Quote: "Are there any jews in the house?!"
9:40 Ralph corrected on his pronunciation of 'Gyre.'
10:05 Start. Kevin narrates. (Page 7).11:35 What Strain Is Kevin On?: Barry White and White Rhino.
11:50 Jeff criticized already. Jewish dialect practise.
13:00 Page turn (Page 8 and 9). The Germans! Walt Flanagan shout-out.
14:19 Page turn (Page 10).
15:27 Page turn (Page 11). Burt Ward steps in.
16:40 Page turn (Page 12).
17:03 Page turn (Page 13).
17:35 Quote: "Happy birthday ...!" Ralph gets a slap.
18:33 Page turn (Page 14).
19:10 Next page. (Page 15). Audience laughs at Dick. As does Kevin.
21:23 Page turn (Page 16 and 17). Kevin's clever wordplay.
23:33 Page turn (Page 18). Full Aryan. Jeff came in his pants.
25:48 Next turn. (Page 19). Arnie steps in.
27:27 Page turn (Page 20).
28:54 Next page (Page 21).
30:40 Page turn (Page 22). Snake Lake.
32:01 Next page (Page 23).
32:13 Page turn (Page 24). "Airtight!"
33:10 Next page. (Page 25). Motorboatin'. "Dick!" CB Radio File Request. "Stop it, you uncut bastards!" Suddenly Orphaned Dick.
35:55 SModCo ads. SquareSpace.com offer code: hollywood
37:47 Babble-On Comic-Con returns.
38:20 Page turn (Page 26). Ralph's excuses. Alfred Heston. "Pharma ... pharma ... drug studies!"
41:58 Next page (Page 27).
43:00 Page turn (Page 28). Swamp Thing brought up.
44:22 Next page (Page 29). He did The Mash!
44:45 Page turn (Page 30). Jerkin'. Sly Stallone as Harvey Dent.
46:45 Next page (Page 31). Praise for Ralph.
48:20 Page turn (Page 32).
50:05 Next page (Page 33). Poison Ivy by Jenn Schmidt. Kevin gives direction.
53:53 Page turn (Page 34). "Vagina." Ralph knows Dick. Kevin wins. Huell Howser Killer Croc.
57:00 Next page (Page 35). "Fucked-up skin."
59:21 Page turn (Page 36).
1:01:16 Next page (Page 37). Direction from Kevin. Bat-rape. Kevin as Etrigan the Rhymin' Demon.
1:04:28 Page turn (Page 38). "You're not suckin' his cock, you're eatin' his head!" "Hard. Ly!"
1:06:37 Next Page (Page 39). Grappling gun.
1:08:08 Page turn (Page 40 and 41). Thriller.
1:10:27 Page turn (Page 42).
1:11:08 Next page (Page 43).
1:11:56 Page turn (Page 44).
1:12:30 Next page (page 45). Christian Bale steps in.
1:13:30 Page turn (Page 46). Thanks to Jenn, Jeff and Ralph Garman - The Man of Nine Voices! Kevin advocates brick and mortar comic book stores.
Comments: "Babble-On Comic-Con Theater kicks off the Batman: Widening Gyre series. Recorded live at the Prince Music Theater on November 1, 2013."
Runtime: 1:17:52
Recorded Sun, 1st Nov. 2013
Released Mon, 18th Nov. 2013
0:00 SModCast ad. SquareSpace.com code: hollywood
0:18 Comic-Con Thearer intro.
1:10 Kevin tickled by the prospect of Babble-On Comic-Con Theater, and intros Ralph.
2:10 Ralph plugs Comic Book Men, Tell 'Em Steve-Dave and Power Records.
5:15 Belinda McClaine writes in for Jeff Alt, and he will play incidental characters.
7:30 Female roles to be portrayed by Jenn Schmidt.
8:25 Kevin working the sound effects, via help from DJ James.
8:45 Eddie plays the page turn ring.
9:15 Quote: "Are there any jews in the house?!"
9:40 Ralph corrected on his pronunciation of 'Gyre.'
10:05 Start. Kevin narrates. (Page 7).11:35 What Strain Is Kevin On?: Barry White and White Rhino.
11:50 Jeff criticized already. Jewish dialect practise.
13:00 Page turn (Page 8 and 9). The Germans! Walt Flanagan shout-out.
14:19 Page turn (Page 10).
15:27 Page turn (Page 11). Burt Ward steps in.
16:40 Page turn (Page 12).
17:03 Page turn (Page 13).
17:35 Quote: "Happy birthday ...!" Ralph gets a slap.
18:33 Page turn (Page 14).
19:10 Next page. (Page 15). Audience laughs at Dick. As does Kevin.
21:23 Page turn (Page 16 and 17). Kevin's clever wordplay.
23:33 Page turn (Page 18). Full Aryan. Jeff came in his pants.
25:48 Next turn. (Page 19). Arnie steps in.
27:27 Page turn (Page 20).
28:54 Next page (Page 21).
30:40 Page turn (Page 22). Snake Lake.
32:01 Next page (Page 23).
32:13 Page turn (Page 24). "Airtight!"
33:10 Next page. (Page 25). Motorboatin'. "Dick!" CB Radio File Request. "Stop it, you uncut bastards!" Suddenly Orphaned Dick.
35:55 SModCo ads. SquareSpace.com offer code: hollywood
37:47 Babble-On Comic-Con returns.
38:20 Page turn (Page 26). Ralph's excuses. Alfred Heston. "Pharma ... pharma ... drug studies!"
41:58 Next page (Page 27).
43:00 Page turn (Page 28). Swamp Thing brought up.
44:22 Next page (Page 29). He did The Mash!
44:45 Page turn (Page 30). Jerkin'. Sly Stallone as Harvey Dent.
46:45 Next page (Page 31). Praise for Ralph.
48:20 Page turn (Page 32).
50:05 Next page (Page 33). Poison Ivy by Jenn Schmidt. Kevin gives direction.
53:53 Page turn (Page 34). "Vagina." Ralph knows Dick. Kevin wins. Huell Howser Killer Croc.
57:00 Next page (Page 35). "Fucked-up skin."
59:21 Page turn (Page 36).
1:01:16 Next page (Page 37). Direction from Kevin. Bat-rape. Kevin as Etrigan the Rhymin' Demon.
1:04:28 Page turn (Page 38). "You're not suckin' his cock, you're eatin' his head!" "Hard. Ly!"
1:06:37 Next Page (Page 39). Grappling gun.
1:08:08 Page turn (Page 40 and 41). Thriller.
1:10:27 Page turn (Page 42).
1:11:08 Next page (Page 43).
1:11:56 Page turn (Page 44).
1:12:30 Next page (page 45). Christian Bale steps in.
1:13:30 Page turn (Page 46). Thanks to Jenn, Jeff and Ralph Garman - The Man of Nine Voices! Kevin advocates brick and mortar comic book stores.
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