Hollywood Babble-On 121: Secret Origin

Episode: Link.
Comments: "A special compilation of all of the best bits of Babble-On from the shows beginnings to now."
Runtime: 1:51:48
Recorded 2010-present.
Released Mon, 24th Mar. 2013

Hello Garmy,

I thought I would use this place to explain a little of the production process of Hollywood Babble-On 121: Secret Origin, and why an 'Issue Zero,' is necessary.

In the past couple of months, I have been working on several SModCo projects, with my good friend and SmodCast Internet Radio Chief Jizzmopper, Declan Quinn, the first of them being Tell 'Em Steve-Dave 143: And on the 7th Day, God Listened to TESD, which is a Zero Issue for fellow SModCo Podcast, Tell 'Em Steve-Dave.

To the uninitiated, the Zero Issue may seem like a mere clip show, but it's uses are many, the most prominent thus; Potential new listeners feel that to sit through 150+ hours of pod to catch up to the present episode is a gargantuan task. The Zero Issue let's said person hear select fragments, brings them up to speed, and hopefully gives them the urge to download the back catalogue and enjoy it.

I had a great time putting TESD 143 together with Declan, using the information provided by the TESD Army. So much so, that I wanted to do another, but for Hollywood Babble-On. Instead of asking what clips people would like, I used my notes from this blog, as all the information was still fresh in my brain (I had caught up to the present point, some three months earlier).

Which brings me to today; the Secret Origin episode went up, but I was informed by some parties that there are elements of HBO which are missing. Ralph has given me permission to put together Secret Origin Part II, which I will put together in the coming weeks, depending on other ongoing projects that I am involved in.

If you would like to submit a clip to Secret Origins Part II, tweet me with the following details, and I will try to insert it.*

@HBOHelper. Brief description. Episode number and timestamp. #HBOClips

Ex: @HBOHelper "BoyToucher37" HBO94. #HBOClips

Simples.

I will collate all the info and will put it together sometime soon.

Thanks for reading, and Babble-On!

Joseph (Chile).




*editors decision final.

Hollywood Babble-On 120

Episode: Link.
Comments: "Recorded live at the Jon Lovitz Comedy Club and Podcast Theater on February 23, 2013."
Runtime: 1:29:40
Recorded Sat, 16th Mar. 2013
Released Mon, 18th Mar. 2013


Tonight's sponsor: The DAVE school
0:00 Kyle Hebert intro.

1:00 Quote: "Premature applausination."
1:20 Audience member chided. Sex and the City girls discussed. Girls girls and cum discussed.
3:45 Jay and Silent Bob making out. Mic-cables have been changed.
5:30 Shout-outs: Will Wilkins at The Lovitz. Christian Bale schooling ol' Will.
7:55 Renné and Stewart from Alberta, Canada (Ralph saw Kevin on Epic Meal Time), celebrate Stewart's birthday. Ralph terrifies Kevin with his detailing of Planet of the Apes.
11:00 Francie and Javier from San José, celebrate their engagement. Dionne Warwick joke. To be married on 4/20. Bane steps in. Batman Begins and Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet reference. Relationship mulled over.
11:45 Quote: "File my cock in your mouth!"
15:40 Brian et al, celebrate Brian's birthday. Kevin disappointed by "Pickles." Gay Ghost.
18:20 Nancy and Phil Lantis celebrate 25 years married. "Diplomatic Longevity." Bowie 12" remix shout-out.
21:40 Email bag: Gabe from San Diego asks for Huell Howser Christian Bale rant. Whiskey Fairy visits Ralph. Weed Fairy lingering ...
23:50 Justin from Boise, Idaho wants his wife to get herpes. Casey Kasem and Ed Wynne shout-outs.
26:00 Jeremy from Melbourne, Australia offended by the digeridoo Light Saber. Garmy turning on Ralph. Arnie with an Australian accent. "That's not a knife, this is a knife ..."
28:00 Burnt Lamb offers the Lindsay BLowhan doll.
29:10 Ralph's Green Lantern Oath: Allie asks for Tom Brokaw, and explains the process.
30:50 Tinseltown Stiffs: Shark. (K-Mart). Ralph creating details.
32:45 Tinseltown Stiff: Clive BurrRun to the Hills.
34:50 Tinseltown Stiff: Malachi ThroneFalse Face. Garman with Throne-Trivia.
37:20 Hollywood Helper: Adam West. Zack gets a bigger box. Shark-scar.
39:30 Exquisite Acting: Gary Oldman in The Fifth Element.
40:50 Shit That Should Not Be: Logan's RunStill. "Vulcan photo-bombing." "The Spocker."
43:45 Kev-In: Manda-Kev-InBodyguard-In, Matt from Harrisburg sends in, Audio Kev-In. Kevin chided by daughter.
47:45 SModCo ads.
50:25 HBO Headlines: Veronica Mars Kickstarter. Ralph wants to see tits.
54:40 Celebrity Sick-Bay: Li'l Wayne has seizures. Lou Grant ill. 'Up' praised.
57:20 Lady Gaga recovering from hip therapy. Ralph calls someone an asshole. Wheelchair.
59:30 Secretariat Jessica Parker foot problems.
1:00:40 Fuck Tapes' Kim Kardashian Vampire Facial. Kevin amazed by the release of the photo.
1:02:40 Kardashian's pimp putting daughter together with Will Smith's son. "The Church of the Relentless Cunt."
1:04:15 Holly Madison has child. "Rainbow Aurora."
1:06:00 Ralph asks for a Justin Bieber theme. Missed Nap.
1:07:00 Lindsay Lohan's 2012 tax statements via Justin Bieber Instagram rant. "Selling my teeth on eBay."
1:08:55 Taylor Swift fan letters thrown away, mercilessly.
1:10:10 Jeopardy! hates Tadolf, too.
1:10:50 Chelsea Handler in Aspen, CO, throws bread at old man.
1:12:00 Guy loves Netflix.
1:12:55 Movies That Will Suck: Sony announces Good Times Movie. "Good Times with Madea!" Kevin sings the theme. "How can he know all dat?!" Kevin describes his dream Good Times movie. Asians take a hit, via Ralph and DJ James.
1:16:45 Kevin reads a tweet; "On page 59 of Clerks III," and is moving forward on the script. Ralph has multiple parts in the movie. Jeff Anderson still not confirmed.
1:19:25 Geek News: Mark Ruffalo announces there in no stand-alone Hulk Movie. "Disappointed!"
1:21:10 Kick Ass 2 trailer released. "She 18, yet?"
1:23:11 Heather Large's Emperor Palpatine ultrasound.
1:25:00 Liam Neeson's 8============D jokes.

Hollywood Babble-On 118:The Kevin Smith Movie Club and Hollywood Babble-On 119

Episode: Link.
Comments: "While Babble is off for the week, hear a fun indie film state of the union between two generations of movie dreamers. Forget the fairy tale story of CLERKS, kids: MISS DECEMBER director Derek Lindeman and Producer Tommy Avallone tell you what it's REALLY like to be in the trenches of current-day indie filmmaking! Geek out over making-of-MALLRATS stories and learn tips on how to make movies CHEAP!"
Runtime: 2:10:58
Recorded Sat, 2nd Mar (?). 2013
Released Sun, 3rd Mar. 2013


Episode: Link.
Comments: "Recorded live at the Jon Lovitz Comedy Club and Podcast Theater on February 23, 2013."
Runtime: 1:33:00
Recorded Sat, 9th Mar. 2013
Released Sun, 10th Mar. 2013


0:00 SModCo ads.
2:22 Kyle Hebert intro.
3:30 Kevin plugs Jay and Silent Bob's Super Groovy Cartoon Movie, and shows the trailer.
6:45 Ralph asks a spoiler, and Kevin explains a little. Mic problems "Like working with an uncut cock."
8:30 Kevin smoking OG Kush. Asks if Ralph is circumcised. Kevin says his dad was uncut, and his parents constantly slept nude. Clerks story; Mosier sees Kevin's mother nude.
12:40 Ralph apologizes for Kevin's analogy.
13:10 Shout-outs: Josh, Nick, Mike and James are cut, and celebrate Josh's birthday. Rick from WI frozen out. "It's so cakey!"
15:14 Nicky and Nicko from NZ have their names questioned. "You guys are The Tits."
16:45 Ralph regales us with an anecdote of his family, over Lincoln. Pacino Baby advice. "Nicorette and the digeridoo."
20:40 Bobby Robson from St. Louis, MO, visits LA. Ex-gf takes a hit. Bane Lay Advice.
23:35 Charlie and Miwani (?) celebrate Charlie's birthday. Big hammering/big cock. Huell Howser.
25:40 Crystal M. Kennedy celebrates her 28th birthday.
27:50 Email bag: Ralph congratulated on The Joe Schmo Show. Babble-On reference.
29:15 James from MI, found someone had a seizure listening to HBO.
30:00 Graham from Dublin sends in Tara.
30:40 Chip Garner asks for Arnie to sound Italian (Difficulty 8.9).
31:55 Warren Farrington asks for Louis Armstrong Green Lantern Oath.
33:45 Tinseltown Stiffs: Alvin Lee. I'd Love To Change The World.
35:45 Tinseltown Stiff: Buddy RogersYou Really Got A Hold On Me.
37:45 Tinseltown Stiff: Bonnie Franklin.
39:00 Tinseltown Stiff: Stompin' Tom Connors. (Hockey, eh?) "Moosehead." 
43:10 Hollywood Helpers: Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively. "Sudbury, eh?" Pic.
46:35 Exquisite Acting: Jens Schmidt sends in Blood Sport. "Powder."
49:10 Shit That Should Not Be: Hercules. "Disappointed!"
52:20 Kev-In: (Through Time) SurrenderRapperCredits.
54:00 HBO Headlines: Lindsay Lohan refuses Charlie Sheen's offer of mentoring. Setting up youth foundation. Offered 90-day house arrest. 
57:30 Justin Bieber in the UK, tossed out of his own birthday party. Late-showing. Fainted on-stage. "Low of breathe." Cockney kicks assPop scrotum.
1:05:00 Mutually-assured self-destruction.
1:06:20 Chris Brown and Rihanna back together. What an asshole.
1:08:35 Honey Boo Boo selling girl scout cookies on her FaceBook page.
1:10:20 Snooki in the news.
1:11:25 Miss Delaware in on-line porn film.
1:12:20 Porn Star Kim Kardashian not respecting her pregnancy.
1:13:40 Tadolph Switler dooms Amy Poellher to Hell.
1:14:50 Russell Crowe saw a UFOHarbour.
1:16:45 Jeff Foxworthy on the Great American Bake-off. 
1:17:50 Movies That Will Suck: new Tarzan movie. Harrison Ford announced for Anchorman 2.
1:21:35 Geek News: Wonder Woman.
1:24:20 Christopher Nolan to head the Justice League movie; Christian Bale possibly on hand.
1:25:30 Batman in BradfordUnMasked.
1:28:25 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.

Hollywood Babble-On 117

Episode: Link.
Comments: "Recorded live at the Jon Lovitz Comedy Club and Podcast Theater on February 23, 2013."
Runtime: 1:19:23
Recorded Sat, 23th Feb. 2013
Released Mon, 25th Feb. 2013


Tonight's sponsor: The DAVE School.
0:00 Kyle Hebert intro.

0:30 "Hollyfuck with Kevin Fuck and Ralph Fuck."
1:15 Kevin smoking Kenobi OG, and is a little off-center; Harley Quinn hanging around in City Walk.
2:15 Kevin pretty bold now that he has beaten up an owl. Ralph sings Edelweiss whilst Kevin gets a new mic.
3:10 Kevin ready to go out and kick ass. Ralph makes an inappropriate joke.
3:50 Shout-outs: K-ROQ sales crew present.
4:49 Oren Freemen from New York City. Chile gets a shout-out (HBOHelper is written in Chile). Kevin tells Rebecca to run right away from Oren. "Funky Apple Jack."
7:10 Doug Poole from Rancho Cucamonga impresses Kevin with his home-town. Brother Kurt celebrates birthday. Harrison Ford wishes happy birthday.
8:20 Erin Kirkpatrick from Maine celebrates her 28th birthday. Bane explains HBO for her friends.
10:40 Aaron Newarth from Orange County asks for So Long Farewell by Sean Connery for his departing friend, Ken. Kevin amazed by his job.
12:55 Tricia and Jaime from San Diego present. Ralph and Kevin sing To Life, from Fiddler on the Roof. Ralph debuts the Jaime-Lick. Jaime is an exquisite lover. Huell Howser shout-out.
16:45 Jill Kerrigan name-drops all of her family. Kevin imitates Janine from Ghostbusters. Bowie congratulations for getting engaged. Kevin throws his leg over Ralph's.
18:50 Email bag: Bob Everland from Orlando, FL sends in a video.
20:00 Nathan Gonzalez sends in Possessed by Pacino
21:15 Andrea Bacon asks about HBO at Comic-Con.
21:35 Warren watched the 2011 Winnie the Pooh movie. Backson.
22:50 Karen Taha asks for Christian Bale/McDonalds Fries Girl rant.
23:40 Ralph's Green Lantern Oath: Deborah from Phoenix, AZ wants to hear the Stereotypical German (and friend).
25:50 Tinseltown Stiffs: Cleotha StaplesI'll Take You There.
26:40 Tinseltown Stiff: Damon HarrisPapa Was A Rolling Stone.
27:30 Tinseltown Stiff: Tony Sheridan.My Bonnie.
28:45 Tinseltown Stiff: W. Watts BiggersUnderdog Opening. Underdog-chat. Kevin mocks Ralph's impression.
32:05 Exquisite Acting: Megaforce Flying Motorcycle.
34:20 Shit That Should Not Be: Dan Shell from Eyrie, PA sends in Animal House tourettes guy.
36:12 SModCo ads.
38: 38 Kev-In: BaneKevinsteinPope Fiction. Kevin getting bored with Kev-In.
40:20 HBO Headlines: Ron Jeremy recovering, and out of the hospital.
41:40 Lindsay Lohan constantly calling her friends, drunk. Kevin would like to pod with her. Ralph with a cruel, amazing imitation. Dress ripped, and stupid decision. Kevin feels sorry for Lindsay Lohan.
45:10 Kim Kardashian to have a girl. Ralph with his hopes for her life. Manicures and meditating are the same thing. Family Feud's reputation questioned. Refuses to sign autographs, via Kanye. Life advice from Ralph Garman. Kim understands why men are sexually obsessed with her. Kevin getting irritated. Hideous Khewbacca unemployed after being fired from the X Factor, and angry. "No wookie, no touchy." 
49:30 Honey Boo Boo's mom refuses to let her daughter be like the Kardashians. Ralph on rednecks.
50:54 Prince Michael Jackson hired by Entertainment Tonight. Cool and collected. Huell Howser color commentary. Ralph indignant. Blanket discussed. Would like to be Ben Affleck. 
53:50 Ralph on Jermaine's kids, and Kevin on the Catholic Church. "Ralph Touchme Garman."
54:30 Shia LeBeouf argues with Alec Baldwin, and leaves Broadway show. Ralph thinks both guys are dicks. Emails leaked. Alec would like to Choke Her To Death. Ralph says 'Coon,' several times (!).
57:15 Killer segue from Ralph. Patrick Carney feud update. Bieber assassination audio tape released.
1:00:40 Justin Bieber Duck Tape.
1:01:05 Bob Guccione's picture of Arnie performing a sex act. Zoom.
1:02:20 Paris Hilton photo op.
1:03:30 SJP on Chinese Harpers Bazaar. "Demonic Alien."
1:04:45 Courtney Stodden to play her own twin. (please stop giving this asshole attention). Ralph misses her singing.
1:06:15 Movies That Will Suck: The Return of Roger Rabbit with Mickey Mouse (The Stooge).
1:07:55 Sean Connery to slap Adele on the Oscars stage.
1:08:55 Geek News: Star Trek fans go to plutorocks.com to name a new moon; Vulcan. "Shit plate." Planet-chat.
1:10:00 Ralph done a voice for the upcoming Avengers Assemble cartoon movie.
1:11:20 Mark Hamill says that he is in talks to reprise his role as Luke Skywalker. 
1:12:10 Michael Bay to make Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Fan-base livid. Kevin inquires about prior history with Megan Fox. Young Kev. Club thumb talked about.
1:14:45 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes. Pic.

Hollywood Babble-On 116

Episode: Link.
Comments: "Recorded live at The Laugh Factory in Long Beach, CA, Saturday, February 16, 2013.."

Runtime: 1:45:39
Recorded Sat, 16th Feb. 2013
Released Mon, 18th Feb. 2013

Tonight's sponsor: Hover.com/babble
0:00 Kyle Hebert intro.

0:45 Kevin is never returning to The Lovitz after seeing The Laugh Factory. Kevin would like to visit every month.
2:25 Kevin is smoking GirlScout Cookies, tonight.
2:50 Kevin plugs the Injustice video game: Clerks37 gets a visit from Chris Hansen.
6:00 Kevin's daughter wants to meet some teenage boys; Jen unrelenting.
7:50 Kevin bribes potential boyfriends with parts in a Ben Affleck movie.
8:10 Ralph battling a head-cold. JD and cough medicine on the menu.
8:55 Quote: "Make a wish!"
9:40 Kevin recalls filming the ShortCom, this week.
13:25 Quote: "This audience would eat it up with a spoon!"
15:00 Shout-outs: Lady friend and Tito from Cudaje enjoy an angry Christian Bale rant.
17:35 Chris and Michael have their sexuality doubted, and Bane steps in. Kevin did wasted Bane on this weeks SModCast. Fries Girl on the special olympics.
20:40 Kevin fascinated by Xander from Belgium's name. Ralph's mic cuts out. Paraplegic call back from HBO 22. 
25:00 In-floor fighting at The Laugh Factory, speaker or air-con: your choice.
26:30 Larry and Lynne from Rochester Hills, leave their 5 kids at home to celebrate their 18th anniversary. Shannon Doherty unaware of Ralph's Al Pacino. Pacino process on Fox discussed. Kevin on demon exorcism.
31:20 Diana, Joe, Wendy, etc. complete the family. Joe getting the snip. David Bowie says goodbye to Joe's sperm count.
34:30 Email bag: Ralph sat on his own balls. Lauren refuses to give up her rusty sheriffs badge for Trevor. Huell Howser offers color commentary.
37:40 Dude asks Kevin to tell Samia that he loves her.
39:45 Ralph's Green Lantern Oath: Shannon Marshall asks for Frank N. Furter, while she pleasures herself.
42:30 Tinseltown Stiffs: Robin Sachs.
43:40 Tinseltown Stiff: Stuart Freeborn.
45:30 Tinseltown Stiff: Petra Vallos (?). Huell Howser on Chroma Key. Kevin busts out some Bed-knobs and Broomsticks knowledge.
48:00 Tinseltown Stiff: Rick HuxleyBits and Pieces. Ralph has a cold bed in Hell.
50:25 SModCo ads.
54:25 Hollywood Helper: Charlie Sheen sends $10,000 to a Florida girl. Ralph goads Charlie Sheen and offers to buy a "fucked-up dog."
58:10 Ralph notes Kevin is getting more and more cowardly, and tried to keep Ralph away from dangerous horses with "Christopher Reeve." Drinks passed on-stage.
1:00:20 HBO Headlines: Lindsay Lohan moved back in with her mother as she is flat broke. Herbie seeing other cars. The Canyons has distributor; IFC. Shriek in audience causes confusion.
1:02:30 Script described, Kevin looking forward to seeing it.
1:03:00 Steve Martin a first-time father at 67 years-old. Ralph ponders said child's future. All details secret. Steve Martin card discussed.
1:05:40 Alec Baldwin to become a father. "Joy."
1:06:40 Ralph plays the Pig Tape.
1:07:55 Quote: "Boo-ah!"
1:08:00 Kim Kardashian has date set for divorce trial.
1:10:15 Honey Boo Boo's mom to be on Dancing with the Stars (allegedly). "I-can't-see-anything-face-face."
1:11:50 Britney Spears on schedule to perform at Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas. Kevin educates on Planet Hollywood. "Where's the chacket?!"
1:14:05 Amanda Bynes leaves her door wide open, and all of her light bulbs are red.
1:15:45 Matthew MacConnaughey releasing clothing line next month; JKL.
1:17:15 All 6 Bonds to be on-stage at the Oscars, this year, but no: no Piers Brosnan. Sean Connery in a jet-pac.
1:19:00 Movies That Will Suck: Jean Claude Van Damme rewrites Oc**ns Eleven, as Swelter. (Ralph ejects someone from The Laugh Factory). Will Smith's hip-hop remake of Annie; Willow said 'no.' Whip My Hair Back played.
1:20:40 A Good Day To Die Hard discussed.
1:23:00 Ted Nugent at the State of the Union meeting. Ralph plays the CBS interview.
1:25:20 The Black Keys Vs. Justin Bieber. Lot of love for Patrick Carney. Well done, sir.
1:26:05 Quote: "I'll get right in your face, you prick!"
1:27:35 Lady Gaga cancels tour due to surgery. Joke filed. "It's in the file! Go fuck yourself!"
1:28:50 New Courtney Stodden track. I'm not even posting it. Fuck that track. Ralph compares her to Angelene.
1:30:30 Geek News: Ray Faulk of IL died and liked Lucan and the Powers of Matthew Star, and left his estate to the lead actors.
1:34:40 Gifts handed out. Free Babble-On t-shirt for lady.
1:35:30 Spider-Man punches a woman in the face. Felicity Jones to play Black Cat.
1:36:40 Lawrence Kasdan confirms upcoming Star Wars movie. Kevin and Ralph menstruate together. What has Ben Kenobi been doing? Han Solo to make a return, as Harrison Ford.
1:40:20 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.

Hollywood Babble-On 115: Babble Unplugged

Episode: Link.
Comments: "Ralph and Kevin do a home show and talk about the Fox Shortcom."

Runtime: 1:15:13
Recorded Sun, 10th Feb. 2013
Released Mon, 11th Feb. 2013


0:00 ProFlowers.com ad.
4:18 Kyle Hebert intro.
4:40 Kevin won an award in Austin, which he accepted on behalf of his brother.
6:20 Breakdown of the show, and filming.
8:30 Ralph on his own TV pilots, the processes and pilots past.
13:35 Kevin thinks he is to be the lead.
16:20 Kevin mentions Roadside Attractions.
19:45 The Carol Burnett Stage of Dreams.
21:50 Kevin introduces the cast, and ergo; Shannon Doherty, Craig Robinson and band, etc.
25:40 High School Theater nightmares.
27:00 Kevin introduces the comedians, and brief history.
29:00 Kevin on Ca$h Vs. Podcasting.
31:45 Gary Halvorson.
33:35 SModCo ads. (fucknugget.com is unavailable).
38:19 Optimistic Ralph on his own pilots.
39:30 Ralph was on the final episode of Highway to Heaven, with Michael Landon, and was supposed to be on the reboot of Bonanza!
42:00 Show Lottery.
43:00 www.on-camera-audiences.com/ Shows > Fox ShortCom.
44:40 Ralph remarks on the change in Kevin's writing style, over time.
46:35 Kevin remarks on his change in writing style, and subject matter.
47:45 Kevin optimistic; Ralph trying not to be.
48:00 Kevin amazed to hear a show is cancelled so fast.
50:20 Lovitz pops into Kev's house.
52:00 TV tells you what to do. Bob Saget stand-up pimped.
54:30 Kevin says what happened with the Babble-On TV show, finally. Network wanted to cancel the podcast.
58:40 Kevin has more to say than Ryan Seacrest.
59:30 Ralph on working with Shannon in Charmed, and her work on this new project.
1:02:40 The Continuing Voyages of the StarShip Babble-On.
1:03:55 Ralph slights 2 Broke Girls (Did you know Ralph is my hero?)
1:09:35 Ralph filming a Western in March, for Hulu (Quick Draw).
1:12:20 "Have you ever seen a horses cock?"
1:13:10 Ralph kills the Fox ShortCom.



Hollywood Babble-On 114

Episode: Link.
Comments: "
Recorded live at the Jon Lovitz Podcast Theater on Saturday, February 2, 2012."

Runtime: 1:41:51
Recorded Sat, 2nd Feb. 2013
Released Mon, 4th Feb. 2013


Tonight's sponsor: The DAVE School.
0:00 Kyle Hebert intro.
1:02 No Cap'n Fantastic tonight ... aggressive strain of weed (Sweet OG). 
2:40 Kevin plugs the Space Monkeys show, and Why, Bry? on Monday. Reference that no-one knows.
4:00 Shout-outs: Kelly and Alex travel all the way from Chino Hills. Kevin writes jokes for Ralph.
7:00 Jill and Paul! at The Lovitz, from RI here to see HBO and Space Monkeys. Introduced to SMod via son. Jill's age questioned. Bane steps in.
8:05 Quote: "Kids take the milk out of your tits ...!"
11:00 Quote: "Goodbye, Ralph!"
11:15 Lauren and Andy no show.
11:25 Vincent Rincon celebrate Julie's birthday with Ed Wynn and Sexy Kevin. Bane not invited.
12:40 Ed Wynn's fuck voice.
13:10 Erica (big-breasted filipina) and Casey (whitest white girl) are serenaded by David Bowie.
15:40 Jen is in attendance, and hasn't seen the Bowie dance.
16:10 Kevin does Ed Wynn.
16:20 Email bag: Liam from Stafford, UK, tries to cheer up his wife with the Gay Ghost. Joke filed.
17:50 Peter Reid wrote Adam West-Side Story. Ralph performs "America." 
19:00 Carl Hanson from Toledo, OH, sends in For Your Consideration. Kevin on Anne Hathaway's performance.
21:50 Sten Riesen sends in the KennethJohnson.us Hulk-Outs.
23:10 Rob Johnson from Queens, NY asks for Huell Howser to interview the McDonalds fries girl.
24:40 Quote: "It's not that amazing."
24:50 Ralph's Green Lantern Oath: Rob asks for Angry Christian Bale.
26:45 Hollywood Helper Check-In: Christian Bale sends Batman merch to Zach.
28:50 Hollywood Helper: George Clooney pays someone's bill. Kevin likes Ralph's German accent.
30:45 Tinseltown Stiffs: Patty AndrewsBoogie Woogie Bugle Boy.
32:50 Tinseltown Stiff: Sally StarrPic.
34:20 Kevin berates Ralph, as he recalls meeting Sally Starr. DJ James with Sad Hulk music.
35:20 Shit That Should Not Be: The Dark Knight Returns Part II. (Which Kevin plugs, and reveals his favorite books).
41:10 Kevin berates Ralph.
41:55 SModCo ads.
47:25 Kev-In: Grant King sends in Bruce Willis, Freddy Balasteros sends in the Joe Schmo show and finally, Life of Pie.
50:25 HBO Headlines: Dina and Lindsay Lohan was in court, pleads no guilty. Lawyer has a lucky rabbit's foot. Kevin makes a Gremlin's reference. Banned from Hotel in Santa Monica. What Dreams May Come ... Michael Lohan a father again.
55:55 Jason London dazed and confused in Arizona. Defecate his pants. Ralph with a modicum of impressions.
58:20 Liam Neeson awarded the Freedom of Ballymena. Natasha? "The Bigman!"
1:00:35 Jim Neighbors married his long-time boyfriend.
1:02:45 Chelsea Handler let her dogs run around and beg for food at the Chateau Marmont. Piers Morgan goes after Chelsea Handler. Fightin' words.
1:05:30 "The One Man War."
1:07:15 Fuck Tape Kim Kardashian news... Kris Jenner gets a day-time talk-show. Kevin amazed that Ralph says "Snatch."
1:09:00 Khewbacca educates young women for Kotex on vaginal odor. "Mine smells like roses ..."
1:11:00 Penthouse Storage Locker has unreleased Arnold sex-act photo.
1:15:15 Ron Jeremy is in the hospital, after having an aneurysm.
1:16:30 CoCo Brown wants to be the first porn star in space. Clog humor. Zero G Space training. Ralph recalls space training, sans dramamine. Ralph may bring footage in of himself.
1:20:15 Phil Spector or Wilt Chamberlain Pacino?
1:21:30 Movies That Will Suck: Entourage: The Movie (No-one cares). 
1:22:30 Justin Bieber's maple syrup hand.
1:24:15 Geek News: Amazing Spider-Man II filming; Paul Giamatti added as The Rhino. Kevin plugs John Dies At The End.
1:26:40 David Bradley as Doctor Who.
1:27:10 Wonder Woman likes "eatin' box." Early Days of Wonder Woman (Amazon) (Boxed Lunch) to be made. 
1:28:40 Judge Dredd could be gay.
1:29:30 Superman UnBound trailer.
1:30:30 Superman Lives touched upon, with Kevin. PicThe Death Of Superman Lives. What Happened?
1:36:30 Ron Jeremy's Cock jokes.

Hollywood Babble-On 113

Episode: Link.
Comments: "Recorded live at the Jon Lovitz Podcast Theater, 1/25/2013."
Runtime: 1:35:59
Recorded Sat, 26th Jan. 2013
Released Mon, 28th Jan. 2013


Tonight's sponsor: The DAVE School.
0:00 Kyle Hebert intro.
0:45 Ralph given some Joe Schmo-related food. Show discussed, and celebrity live tweeting.
2:10 Ralph asked if Kevin killed any owls, lately; fighting skills doubted by his Significant Other. Kevin punches Ed Wynn. Kevin recounts the Meth Owl story. Not Even Once.
5:35 Quote: "Wafting."
7:55 Quote: "CooTube."
12:10 Kev-In: (Battle) Tyrant XPaul Lee's Owl Puncher and Billy Reynolds' Kevin Potter. Banter.
15:10 Kevin and the Hockey Shirt Condom. An Officer and a Gentleman referenced.
16: 50 Kevin references Sloppy Seconds.
17:55 Shout-outs: Jeff and co-worker, Michael from Oklahoma at the Lovitz. Broadway fans correct Ralph. Ralph's acting chops debated. Ralph cracks Kevin up with an Arnold impression.
21:20 Freddie and Brenda serenaded by Kevin with a Billy Joel song. Brenda pregnant. Bowie pops in.
23:45 Ken Combs from Whittier, CA asks for Old Jerry Lewis to get him ass.
25:45 Email bag: Drew is donating his kidney to his best friend, Caleb. Ralph would never donate a kidney for Kevin.
27:55 Tom Southcot from the UK got into trouble for laughing while listening to HBO.
29:15 Chad Blakely homage to Batman #9.
30:00 Mike asks Kevin's Bane impression for his wife, Diana, in West Plains, MO.
30:40 Kevin does the Bane impression through a glass.
31:00 Ralph's Green Lantern Oath: Drew Mack asks for Bill Cosby.
32:30 Tinseltown Stiffs: Michael WinnerDeath Wish. Kevin discussed his fathers love of Death Wish, and eating new food in France.
39:15 Quote: "Blastin' from both sides ..."
40:20 Hollywood Helper: Christian Bale update from previous episode.
41:40 Christian Bale rant clip. Input from Kevin and Ralph on Batman.
43:10 Ralph as Christian Bale on K-ROQ.
44:44 Christian Bale calls K-ROQ.
46:15 SModCo ads.
48:25 Shit That Should Not Be: Jay Monzones sends in CliffhangerStill.
51:00 Exquisite Acting: Pablo Kenfold sends in Every Arnold Scream.
54:12 HBO Headlines: Lindsay Lohan recent history recap, and Kevin's LiLo impression. Judge change. Asked to be on Dancing With The Stars. The Canyons struggling to find a distributor. Festivals refuse to show. "Quality issues."
59:25 Heidi Montagg and Spencer Pratt sent to England for Celebrity Big Brother, and receive death threats. Ralph advocates sending weapons to the UK.
1:00:40 Quote: "Falling in hate ..."
1:01:31 Fuck Tapes Kim Kardashian offers $10m to ex to divorce. Chris Humphries wants annulment.
1:03:10 Khloe Kardashian pregnant with a Wookman. 
1:04:00 Quote: "Whores!"
1:04:45 Charlie Brown arrested for stalking. Ralph with a plethora of amazing Peanuts references.
1:07:40 Waynan Mullins t-shirt annoys Qantas.
1:10:40 Movies That Will Suck: BayWatch - The Movie (Spoof). Kevin pimps Bill Hader. Arnie returning for Terminator 5. "Do you have any sweet tea?" Conan sequel, and Triplets.
1:14:15 SpongeBob SquarePants XXX porn parody. Trailer.
1:16:20 Adele asked to perform SkyFall at the Oscars. Sheena Easton discussed, and Prince. Bond chat.
1:19:10 All 6 James Bonds may appear on-stage together at the Oscars.
1:20:50 Taydolph Switler hired by Disney to promote theme parks.
1:22:05 Ice-T's wife makes out with some dude. CoCoMoose DieselFamily.
1:24:00 Justin Bieber finished with Selena Gomez after drinking Flaming Moes.
1:25:30 Shazam!
1:26:25 JJ Abrams to direct Star Wars VII. Star Wars Jabba's Palace set causes trouble.
1:30:10 Doctor Who approaches 50th anniversary. Fun-ness planned.
1:30:45 Iron Man Laser.
1:31:45 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.

Hollywood Babble-On 112

Episode: Link.
Comments: "Recorded live at the Jon Lovitz Podcast Theater, 1/19/2013"
Runtime: 1:33:28
Recorded Sat, 19th Jan. 2013
Released Mon, 21st Jan. 2013


Tonight's sponsor: The DAVE School.
0:00 Kyle Hebert intro.

0.55 Kevin went to see the L.A. Kings and irks twitter followers in the process. Ralph writes down a Liam Neeson's cock joke - Hockey chat! #PuckNuts.
3:30 Ralph updates on the OG Batmobile auction. Batman Vs. Bane.
4:55 Shout-outs: Kevin promotes sucking microphones in the futures.
5:45 Joe (The drummer) and wife, drunk and up front. Fry girl pimps a message from Rabel.
8:30 Rob and Robbie bond over Babble-On. Ed Wynn with advice on how to be a man.
9:53 Morgan, Tommy et al celebrate Tommy's birthday. Chris Walken delivers news. (Naval orange).
11:00 Quote: "Anal!"
12:10 Dawnie and Craig from Silicon Valley at The Lovitz. Kevin inquires on how much they spent to arrive. Dawnie asks to get her chest signed (arreolagraph).
15:35 Ron H sends in the Clerks XXX Porn Parody. Ralph breaks down the plot (Haha).
17:15 Brad Petersen from De Moines, Iowa saw Adam West on Bewitched, and would like The Rainbow Connection sang by Adam West.
19:11 Mariah Evans' dog had cancer. Kevin berates Ralph on his meanness.  Kevin tries to read as Casey Kasem, but can't and follows as Bane. Kevin talks dirty to Mariah's dog.
23:25 Carl and Annie Belsen from British Columbia ask for a Bowie-Ass mix. Kevin presents the Circle of Life.
25:25 Ralph's Green Lantern Oath: Steven in Kansas City asks for Huell Howser.
27:45 Tinseltown Stiffs: Jimmy O'NeillBeach Boys on Shindig! Ralph blasts The Beach Boys.
29:30 Tinseltown Stiff: Robert F. ChewProposition Joe.
30:25 Tinseltown Stiff: Conrad BainDiff'rent Strokes. "Bonar." "Hug the black kids." Joke filed.
34:00 Hollywood Helpers: Stan Lee reaches out to Bowe Cleveland. Stan Lee could comfort Kevin to death.
34:40 Tragic, But Cool: The Ralph Garman Story.
37:00 Hollywood Helper: Christian Bale calls Zach. Return of the "Good! For! You!"
39:00 Ralph bring up when Christian Bale called up K-ROQ, as previously mentioned in HBO 96 (59:35). Ralph says he may bring in the tape. Joe Schmo Season 3 plugged.
41:28 Exquisite Acting: Hassan in Mexico sends in F. Murray Abraham in Star Trek Insurrection.
43:05 Shit That Should Not Be: Travis Monson sent in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.
45:55 SModCo ads.
53:00 Kev-In: (Westerns) Django UnchainedBrokeback Mountain and Back to the Future III.
55:35 HBO Headlines: Eva Longoria Wardrobe MalfunctionZoom. Stolen nudity a turn-on. 
57:25 **first appearance** Tits That Should Not Be.
58:20 Kevin tells the story of a naked chick on the freeway, with Scott Mosier.
59:30 Fuck Tapes Kim Kardashian and sister receive bi-coastal and local police escorts. Ralph willing to donate bullets. Kevin tells of his own Police Escort.
1:03:35 Three Las Vegas hotels would like Britney Spears as their resident act for $200m a year.
1:05:10 The W Hotel in NY still cleaning up after Lindsay Lohan's last visit. Kevin's mind; blown.
1:06:19 Fired long-time attorney, for trying to bargain a plea deal.
1:06:30 Quote: "A blow job!"
1:07:35 Michael Lohan says that Lindsay is paid to date rich, old men.
1:08:45 Kevin informed about Lindsay's alcohol intake, and not thrilled with Michael Lohan.
1:10:40 Megan Fox interviewed by Esquire Magazine; speaks in tongues.
1:11:50 Amanda Bynes' face pierced, but not for attention. 
1:12:40 Quote: "Dumbass!"
1:13:20 Michael J. Fox wouldn't like Tadolph Switler to date his son. Everybody loves Michael!
1:14:40 Joe Paterno movie in the works, by Brian De Palma, with Al Pacino.
1:15:50 Movies That Will Suck: Tyler Perry (Boo!) in A Madea Christmas, Jerry Lewis in Max Rose, and Fifty Shapes of Grey. Kevin exhausted after one Seductive Squat.
1:20:55 Bane on excercises.
1:21:10 Geek News: Superhero Hockey. Kevin calls Ralph a Marvel Zombie.
1:23:00 Women of Geekdom 2013 calendar. MonthDoctor Who. Ralph corrects Kevin on Doctor Who.
1:24:30 Superman Vs. Spider-Man scene.
1:26:15 Keep calm and babble on: SMorgy next week. Space Monkeys, here on Feb 2nd.
1:27:40 The Secret Life of Superheroes. BatmanSupermanWonder Woman.
1:28:45 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.

Hollywood Babble-On 111

Episode: Link.
Comments: "Recorded live at the Jon Lovitz Podcast Theater on Saturday, January 12, 2013."
Runtime: 1:46:05
Recorded Sat, 12th Jan. 2013
Released Mon, 14th Jan. 2013


Tonights sponsor: The DAVE School
0:00 SModCo ads.
2:05 Kyle Hebert intro.

3:05 Storytime with Lauren Davies: Missing bag. Spa in Canyon Ranch. Ghostbusters XXXXXL t-shirt.
6:55 Storytime with PigPen Smith: Smoke alarm goes off on flight to Toronto. Stewardess' kangaroo court.
7:50 Quote: "I'm more of a piss protector."
9:25 Quote: "I know about you, and planes."
10:00 Kevin's weed connection in Canyon Ranch. Kevin refuses weed. For a stretch. Hollywood Babble-On with non-stoned, non-hockey jersey Kev.
12:45 Ralph accepts a drink, and plugs The DAVE School. Ralph thanks for the Joe Schmo series 3 feedback.
15:20 Shout-outs: Dominic celebrates is 18th birthday. Drunken screaming. Ralph gets Dominic a shot.
17:10 Quote: "It's just not worth it."
17:30 Jeffrey and Jannen Weinmann from Richmond, Virginia. Members of the Richmond Rocky Horror Shadow-cast. Gooper reference. Frank N. Furter asks for the less-stingy leather cheerio. Tim Curry praised.
19:55 James, Randy et al at The Lovitz. Christian Bale and Bane congratulate Randy for being an almost-father.
21:10 Katie surprises Dustin with HBO tickets. Dustin quizzed about the impressions he makes. Pacino-off.
23:00 **first appearance** Quote: "Ohhh, ain't I somethin'?"
24:10 Patrick from Melbourne, Australia writes in for his girlfriend, Lisa. Creepy-Sexy Kev greets her vagina, Ethel.
25:30 Quote: "That's not creepy; it's seductive!"
25:55 Matt and Carly at the Lovitz. Matt about to turn 21. Bowie shout-out.
28:20 Email bag: Jeff Reedy from Winnipeg writes in for his friend, Dave Stock, who has leukemia. Ralph promises to fuck leukemia in the ass.
28:50 Quote: "Double-down on the Fuck You card."
30:10 Joey Martinez sent in some fan-art. Philly-racism. "I'm not racist, I hate everyone!"
31:20 Geryk (?) and Charlotte from France visits all things SMod in the US. Ralph's John Lennon voice. Ralph makes a joke which disturbs even me. File on the verge of being opened.
31:50 Quote: "He got one of those smart ones ..."
33:00 Les Moore of London found this on eBay.
34:20 Matthew Fields asks for a new segment: Green Lantern oath.
34:45 **first appearance** Ralph's Green Lantern Oath, and new Dan Louisell theme.
35:40 Ralph's Green Lantern Oath: Fry Girl.
37:00 Tinseltown Stiffs: Patti PageTennessee Waltz.
39:30 Tinseltown Stiff: Kevin's friend, David Ellis. Bio from Kevin, and various stories.
44:30 Tinseltown Stiff: Huell HowserAvocado farm dog. Ralph as Huell Howser.
49:00 Quote: "I'm a better track and field star than Stephen Hawking."
50:00 Hollywood Helper: (Update). JJ Abrams fan passed away hours after seeing Star Trek Into Darkness.
52:20 Hollywood Helper: Charlie Sheen pays for the funeral of a paparazzo killed photographing Justin Bieber. #Winning.
53:35 Hollywood Helper: Justin Bieber visits sick fan in hospital. "Even when he does something nice, he's a dick." "He looks like Vanilla Ice!"
55:45 Shit That Should Not Be: Chad from Boston, MA, sends in High School Musical.
57:55 Exquisite Acting: My old pal Sven Mombasa sends in The Lake House mail box.
1:00:55 Kev-In (Partnership): Magic MikeThe Great White NorthRain Man.
1:03:10 Quote: "Uh oh ... Jersey Girl."
1:03:30 HBO Headlines: Chelsea Award winner Lindsay Lohan on Million Dollar decorators. Bravo considering suing Lindsay Lohan. Here is what happens when you cast Lindsay Lohan your movie. Filming, partying, fired. "Lindsay. Go home!" Disturbing audio.
1:09:50 Kim Kardashian turns down $3m for exclusive baby pictures. New mansion. Khewbacca selling her old clothes. Fro-yo fund.
1:13:00 Justin Bieber sued by former bodyguard. Ralph as Mr. Burns.
1:14:40 Donald Trump threatens to sue for Bill Maher for $5m. Teabagging discussed.
1:17:10 Taydolph Switler breaks up with Harry Styles of One Direction. Who gives a fuck? That's right, no-one! "She won't put out."
1:19:10 Charlie Sheen dating a porn star. 24 year-old Georgia Jones. "Kryponian Tits."
1:22:22 Pamela Anderson in Dancing On Ice. Cyborg Nipples. Buck Rogers chat. DJ James impresses.
1:23:30 Don Johnston told Rolling Stone that he's not THAT big.
1:24:30 HBO Warning: Midgets going nuts. Two oompa-loompahs attacked a man in Norwich. Ralph's Wonka. Smurfs attack a man in Victoria, Australia.
1:29:20 David Bowie releases Where Are We Now?
1:31:20 TweenChronic - SkipRope. Seal Team Six Double Tap.
1:33:15 Geek News: Ultimate RobinUltimate BondMk II.
1:35:10 RC Superman flying down the California Coast.
1:36:55 Magic shot. Honey Boo Boo converted into a SuperHero.
1:38:20 White House refuses to build the Death Star.
1:41:40 Kevin plugs the SModCo/ShirtPunch partnership.
1:42:50 Liam Neeson's Cock Jokes.

Hollywood Babble-On 110

Episode: Link.
Comments: "Hollywood Babble-Eve 2012 recorded live at the Jon Lovitz Podcast Theater on Monday, December 31, 2012."
Runtime: 1:59:31
Recorded Mon, 31st Dec. 2012
Released Tue, 1st Jan. 2013


0:00 SModCo ads.
0:57 Kyle Hebert intro.

1:30 Drunken screaming.
2:20 The Charges of Life. Lots of drunken shouting. Looper discussed.
3:35 Quote: "The eye-high is not for me."
3:50 How Can He Know All of Dat?! Game to be played later.
5:10 Chelsea award will be awarded today.
5:30 Kevin discusses the changing of the chairs.
6:50 Shout-outs: (Kevin's Tonto impression). Two set's of Ryan and Alicia are in attendance. One is drunk, and is told to sit the fuck down. DJ James struggles to find the sad Hulk music. Ryan hugs Alicia. Gay Ghost asks for Valentine Date. Kevin astounded. Ralph getting ignored. Second base reached.
10:25 Quote: "Nutella pleasure tunnel,"
11:00 Ryan Inojos writes in, too. Adam West asks Alicia girlfriend to be his girlfriend. Kevin asks if they are spies. the Order of things is questioned. The January Situation discussed. Ryan thrown under the bus.
14:25 Ryan presents Ralph with a gift (Rum-cake).
15:30 Michael and Christie travel from Utah. David Bowie advises leaving Utah.
17:20 Quotes: "Fucking Spring Breeeeak!" "It's not gay if it's 2012."
17:45 Josh Dagg (Thor from Comic-Con Theater) wishes Kat a happy birthday. Creepy Adam West Laugh. "To the Pun Cave!" Chuckles. Kevin amazed and Josh offered a job. Anne Hathaway's performance shelved.
21:00 Marti and Paul (Paul dressed as Silent Bob), Paul was in Afghanistan, and comes with Marti who are the new Mr. Penis and Ms. Sandwich for 2013!
23:50 Quotes: "Take it ooooff!" "Thank you, Mr. Peeeenis!"
25:45 Email bag: Meghan DuPont and Coco won the Rusty Wagonwheel drink. Toast to 2013. A lot of drunken screaming.
27:14 New Drinking Game Rules. (Kevin about to, or actually crying - take a drink).
27:55 Jeremy sends in the Shark jersey.
28:25 Zach Hoover travels to Orlando for the Walt Disney marathon, Kermit answers "What is best in life?"
29:30 Morrisey is on call and can't attend. Shout-out to working nurses. Bulbs in asses discussed. Stuck Up.
31:45 Cam saw Magic Mike and makes an addition to the Anne Heche Memorial Library of Cinematic Celebrity Butt-holes.
33:20 Quote: "Sphincter: It's what's for dinner."
22:40 Creepy Clown Time: Christian Bale's Batman. Billy Reynolds Graphic.
35:00 Tinseltown Stiffs: Fontella Bass.
36:05 Tinseltown Stiff: Charles DurningTootsie.
40:10 Tinseltown Stiff: Gerry AndersonCaptain Scarlet.
41:55 Tinseltown Stiff: Jack KlugmanThe Odd Couple.
43:50 Hollywood Helpers: JJ Abrams shows cancer patient the Star Trek Into Darkness rough cut.
45:15 Hollywood Helper: Harrison Ford serving food on Skid Row.
46:40 Exquisite Acting: (Hugh Hefner marries Crystal Harris). HH in The House Bunny.
49:49 Quote: "Whaaaaat?!"
50:05 Shit That Should Not Be: Logan's Run. (Orig. post: HBO 94, 1:08:00).
52:50 Kev-In: Cheech and Chong (and Kev)Ball DropzoomThe Spice Kev's.
55:40 HBO Headlines: Fuck-Tapes Kim Kardashian pregnant with Kanye West's child. "Yeast meets West." Noise.
59:30 Jessica Simpson got pregnant again. Big Sis.
1:01:00 2013 Chelsea Award Nominees: Jessica Simpson, Courtney Stodden (Returning Champion), Lindsay Lohan, Kim Kardashian, Ke$ha and Justin Bieber. Jon Lovitz announces the winner: Lindsay Lohan!
1:03:50 2012 in review for Lindsay Lohan.
1:04:40 Ring.
1:05:20 Kate Winslet married this week, to Ned Rocknroll. Virgin Galactic discussed.
1:07:25 Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez vacationing in Salt Lake City, UT. Irate fans. Shakespear tweets.
1:08:30 Angelina Jolie/Police Academy sex-tape discussed. Drunken female Adam Sandler. "They have a kid who is 42!"
1:11:30 Movies That Will Suck: Eddie Murphy in Hong Kong Phooey. Ralph and Kevin tell each other, "Fuck you!" "Joke Level: Ralph Garman level of quality."
1:14:20 Geek News: The Dark Knight Returns Pt II trailer. "My girlfriend died and my leg hurts!"
1:18:15 Peter Parker is dead. Ralph calls bullshit. Radioactivity discussed.
1:20:00 Christopher Lee's Little Drummer Boy.
1:22:30 Liam Neeson's Cock Jokes:
1:26:35 How Can He Know All of Dat?!: Rules explained.
1:28:20 Prize: The Dark Knight Returns. Ryan asks a Comic Book Men. Wonka impression.
1:29:55 Prize: Joe Schmo 2 signed DVD. Dude asks an Archer question. Dude wins!
1:31:00 Prize: Tough Sh*t softcover. Alex Ross' first comic question. Heckler shushed. Dudette wins!
1:32:45 Prize: Joe Schmo 2 signed DVD. Heckler denounced. Les Miz question. Jonathan wins!
1:35:00 Kevin pimps Les Miz. Drunken person shushed.
1:37:20 Prize: Avengers Dr. Pepper can briefcase: Clerks porn titles. Trevor wins!
1:39:50 Prize: James Bond Blu-ray box: Amalgam Universe question. Thor wins!
1:42:10 Prize: DC Comics History DVD. Dude drops pants for a dare! Dude wins!
1:43:20 Prize: Green Lantern Emerald Night Blu-Ray. McRib automatic win!
1:44:00 Joker question.
1:44:30 Prize: Justice League, Crisis on Two Earths Blu-ray. Automatic win! Asks Lost numbers.
1:45:45 Q&A: Drunkard ignored.
1:46:20 Georgian drunk asks a Clerks III question.
1:47:00 Mr. Penis asks about Ralph's character in Hit Somebody. Toothless guy wants to be an extra.
1:48:20 Ralph's New Year's Resolutions.
1:49:00 Ralph will cry tears of joy when BeerMug is fired by K-ROQ.
1:49:55 The drew the best Silver Surfer?
1:50:20 Al Pacino remembers 2012.
1:51:20 When is Hockey coming back?
1:51:30 The Inspiration behind Clerks.
1:52:40 Wives to the stage. Thanks all around. Something creative for 2013. Countdown.
1:54:52 2013