Hollywood Babble-On 174: June 28, 2014

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Description: "Recorded LIVE in Vicar Street, Dublin on June 28, 2014."
Runtime: 1:33:21
Recorded Sun, 28th June 2014
Released Mon, 7th July 2014
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0:00 Jay Mewes intros SquareSpace.com ad.
1:08 Kyle Hebert intro.
2:05 Garmy chants.
2:10 "I'm home!"
2:50 Kevin on previously unknown local strain; the realization of dreams.
4:10 Ralph loses the audience with a Loch Garman artifact. Declan chimes in. Kevin has a jizz rag.
5:35 Baked Kevin and the Man with the Violin Case (Brendan Gleeson). "Mad-Eye Moody!" Airplane secret door.
8:30 Shout-outs: "Sláinte!" Derek Dwer et al. made a piece of fan-art. (Image unavailable). Someone in the airport touched Kevin's junk.
11:35 Owen Boyle et al. draws attention to the fact everyone hates everyone else in Ireland. Adding the 'H.' Sean Connery on the exhtra 'h.' "Airtoight!"
14:00 Keith 'Hippie,' claims to be the biggest fan, and Ralph shoots him down. "Steffán!" "We found something they like ... cock!" More Margaritas theme features in Tusk.
16:30 Rob and Katie attend HBO for a second time. "Foile!" The Germans.
19:45 Sean McLeavey and wife celebrate their anniversary. Age of consent hurled about. Bowie appearance.
22:40 Robert, Darren, Robbie and Bert from Belfast at the Kevin Smith Jizz Pit. "Gonad Guinness." "Gay for Garman." Arnie sings Ding Dong The Witch is Dead from The Wizard of Oz.
25:59 Email bag: Ralph thanks Declan "Creaky Knees" Quinn. Ralph drinks acid. 
28:20 Ralph's Green Lantern Oath: Lou Ferigno.
29:20 Ralph advocates Baby Guinness.
29:55 John from Virginia on Kanye West at Bonaroo. Image.
30:50 Mark from Chicago would like Pee Wee Herman to perform the Dirty Harry speech. Baby Guinness taking effect. Guinness-Fairy.
33:00 Tinseltown Stiffs: Felix Dennis. Kevin partakes in a Baby Guinness.
36:45 Tinseltown Stiff: Patsy Byrne. (Clip Unavailable). Rik Mayall mentioned.

37:50 Tinseltown Stiff: Eli Wallach. Mr. Freeze.

38:40 Tinseltown Stiff: Terry Richards. Cairo swordsman. "You got one of those cupcake drinks!"

41:52 Exquisite Acting: Linda O'Brien sends in Burt Lancaster in The Swimmer. "You loved it!"

44:40 Shit That Should Not Be: Ben Clydesdale sends in Asterix Conquers America. Dicks in cartoons. "Let It Blow."

47:20 Dynamic Duets: Brian MacKeown asks for Midnight Train to Georgia by Gladys Knight and The Pips.50:20 Kev-In: Denise Dwyer made Kev Is Coming. Leprechaun King. Father Ked from CopOn Films.
53:35 HBO Headlines: Shia LeBeouf loses his shit. McDonalds Drugs. "Methy."
57:15 Gary Oldman with odd comments. "Not fond of blacks!"
59:45 Seth Rogen leads the US to war over the release of The Interview. Ralph mention Kim Jong-Il and the movie director.
1:02:10 Casey Kasem laid to rest.
1:02:50 The Queen visits the Game Of Thrones set. "Because she didn't earn it?"
1:03:40 Kim Kardashian's kid turns one year-old. KidChella. Khloe annoys the American-Indians.
1:06:30 Lindsay Lohan living in London. "Cocaine-Off," with Kate Moss.
1:07:55 Lana Del Rey gets her ass handed to her by Frances Bean Cobain.
1:08:55 Pearl Jam Daughter/Let It Go.
1:10:11 Sting announces that his children won't get any of his money when he passes. Ralph act out the kids role. " ... call The Police." "Monkeys in a zoo!"
1:13:00 Justin Bieber has car accident. "Wankah!" Bible study. "Ken doll."
1:15:35 Robin Thicke misses Paula.
1:17:45 Movies That Will Suck: (Drinks on-stage). "You look like a dog whoch has been given peanut butter!" Rambo 5.
1:20:50 Geek News: Netflix to create a DareDevil TV series.
1:22:30 Wizarding World of Harry Potter expanded; new rides open. Diagon Alley.
1:24:00 George Lucas Museum will be in Chicago, with his $1bn art collection.
1:25:05 Harrison Ford's injury may be worse than originally thought. "DISAPPOINTED!" "Flying Wall-E chairs." Possible Tom Cruise cameo in Star Wars 7. Kevin emailled about a possible Start Wars set visit.
1:29:00  "Pull my ass the fuck over." Delboy and Rodney.
1:30:25 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.

Dublin show notes - presented to show how Hollywood Babble-On is usually put together by Ralph, the day before performance.

Hollywood Babble-On 173: June 29, 2014

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Description: "Recorded LIVE at the Birmingham 02 Academy on June 29, 2014."
Runtime: 1:28:48
Recorded Sun, 29th June 2014
Released Mon, 30th June 2014
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0:00 Jay Mewes intros SquareSpace.com ad.
1:23 Kyle Hebert intro.
2:05 Garmy chants. 
3:10 Kev on being accosted at airports, and "Local Organics," and a Spider-Brum.
7:45 Raph and Kevin fight out about the music bed.
8:50 Spider-Brum.
10:00 Shout-outs: Nicholas Daniel advocates "Welcome to Brum! Put a dick in your bum!" "Bourneville Blvd. and Cadbury Close." Kev and Jen on UK toilets. Ralph does Rain Man.
12:45 Glyn Eastwood has his name admired by Kev. Baby scan Gay Ghost.
14:40 Kyle MacManus et al from Liverpool converses with other Liverpool folk. David Bowie birthday wishes for Adam and Kyle.
17:18 Alex and Phil on pre-stag do trip. Ralph unable to comprehend the name "Gill." The Germans on marital bliss and invading the püpen.
20:00 Steven from Ormskirk (Liverpool) and Suzanne admire Harrison Ford.
21:10 Ross and Hannah mention Sexcetera, which Ralph explains. Cop Out and Jersey Girl love/hate. Hannah has giant cans.
24:00 Arnie sings Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows.
25:29 Justin Van Cort sends in Ed Wynn dressed as the creepy clown. Creepy Clown brought out of retirement. (Images unavailable).
27:48 PeeWee Herman reads The Joker from The Dark Knight. 
28:50 Tinseltown Stiffs: Felix Dennis.
30:00 Tinseltown Stiff: Eli Wallach. Mr. Freeze.
31:15 Tinseltown Stiff: Patsy Byrne. (Clip Unavailable). Rik Mayall mentioned.
32:40 Tinseltown Stiff: Terry Richards. Cairo swordsman.
34:40 Shit That Should Not Be: Superman Kryptonian technology (Rolex). "Wrist-meat."
36:45 Exquisite Acting: Young Blood. Danny Garcia takes a swipe at Keanu Reeves' horrid French-Canadian accent. Christopher Walken impression.
39:25 Dynamic Duets: "Ball-zilla." James Taylor and Carly Simon - Mockingbird.
41:45 Kev-In: Jack and 'Oregano' on-stage. Silent Bob in Diamonds Are Forever. Joke filed. Silent Bob in Jaws. Silent Bob in Crocodile Bob-bee.
44:15 HBO Headlines: Shia LeBeouf loses his shit. "Celebrity Nutloafs." Arrest. "That's a Transformah!" "'Merica!" "Lied about being in the army!" "F." Shia's list of recent foibles. "Chasing after a homeless man who had a McDonalds bag."
51:30 Harrison Ford "Mmm ... I hope you get butt-raped."
51:45 Gary Oldman meltdown. Kevin on Oldman. "Rururu -- Put a coat on!" Christian Bale rant.
55:00 The Queen does the Christian Bale rant. Game of Thrones.
56:40 North Korea says the release of The Interview will be an act of war. "Fuck it! Kill him!" Kevin very complimentary. Ralph hates Madea.
59:20 Kim Kardashian "SLUUUT!" Baby franchise turns 1, this week. KidChella. "Ig-Nory." "Norphan." "A fucking prop." 
1:02:45 Khewbacca in a head-dress. "Little Big Horn!" Ralph against Kris Jenner.
1:04:10 Lindsay Lohan theme sung by the crowd. Ralph talks to Declan. Lohan in London. "Meat-flute."
1:06:10 Lana Del Rey tweeted by Francis Bean Cobain for her ridiculous comments on rockstars who die young. Unwanted Childen.
1:07:18 Justin Bieber theme sung by the home crowd, twice. Car accident.
1:10:15 Pearl Jam perform Daughter in Milan. Oscars.
1:11:55 Robin Thicke tries to get Paula back. Video unavailable.
1:13:35 Movies That Will Suck: Splendid Films announces Rambo 5, with Sly. 
1:15:15 Geek News: Netflix to create a DareDevil TV series. "Hottie McChocolateSkin." Ralph gushes over Rosario Dawson. Kevin on Clerks II. Charlie Brown.
1:17:30 Wizarding World of Harry Potter has Diagon Alley, and Escape of Gringotts. 
1:18:20 Harrison Ford's injury seems to be worse than originally thought. Kevin invited by J.J. Abrams to visit the SW7 set. "Oh, fuck."
1:21:45 "Pull my ass the fuck over." Delboy and Rodney.
1:23:40 Doctor Who season 8 announced. "Boo!" Trailer shown.
1:25:00 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.

Hollywood Babble-On 172: June 20, 2014

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Description: "Recorded LIVE at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on Friday, June 20, 2014."
Runtime: 1:43:43
Recorded Fri, 20th June 2014
Released Mon, 23rd June 2014
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0:00 Smodco ads. DAVEschool.com
1:45 Kyle Hebert intro.
2:30 Kevin reads a tweet from Carlos Vasquez for Angél Hernandez. "Thank you, that is all."
3:30 old-out streak continues. "Rectally-fresh." Kevin less-than-comfortable. "Stowaway turd." "Air Force Number 2!"
4:50 Ralph calls Kevin out on his plugging via Twitter. SMod-teeth.
10:07 Shout-outs: "Mike Cock in the Morning." 
10:50 Peter Tassler celebrates son Zack's 20th birthday.
11:54 Anthony, John, Alan and Ryan attend Bot-Con. The Germans advise on how to have a good time in L.A. Ralph critiques the new movie. "What? No!" "Decepta-bullshit!"
16:10 Mike and Krysta couldn't make it. 
16:45 Ernest V. has been with his wife for 20 years. Huell Howser and the Spincter Fairy.
20:15 Eric and Molly celebrate Eric's 37th birthday. Molly pregnant. Sexy Kevin. Josh The Sound Guy ribs Kev.
22:35 Alex Rishé is mocked by Ralph. Daughter is a new doc. David Bowie wishes.
26:05 Email bag: Alan Berk sends in Sad Hulk. Ralph's Lou Ferigno impression; Kevin aggitated. "Fuckin' piece of shit, man!"
28:15 Arnold sings: Scooby Doo Where Are You?
30:20 Diego and Carina become parents. Bill Cosby family advice. 
31:20 Sean sends in Chocolatey Wolverine.
32:20 PeeWee Herman covers Tommy Lee Jones in The Fugitive.
34:34 Dynamic Duets: Brad Jackson sends in Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys ... by Waylon Jennings and Willie Nelson.
36:50 Tinseltown Stiffs: Gerry Goffin. Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow?
39:30 Tinseltown Stiff: Francis Matthews. Captain Scarlet. "Looks like a fuckin' fleshlight."
41:30 Tinseltown Stiff: Casey Kasem. "Zoinks!" Batman. Snuggles. Ghostbusters mentioned.
47:28 Hollywood Helpers: Emma "Underwear Soup" Stone and Andrew Garfield shout-out their favourite charities.
49:17 SModCo ads. lootcrate.com/babble code: babble
51:30 Shit That Should Not Be: Lucas sends in Pearl Harbor. Kevin on Ben in Pearl Harbor.
54:52 Exquisite Acting: "Pretentious Turd," Possession. BatFleck mentioned.
57:40 KevIn: BabblRinth, Zoinks! Drunk and Smokier.
59:50 HBO Headlines: Ralph asks Kevin about Fathers Day. Bruce Willis' daughter tweets a photo of dad on Fathers Day. #FreeTheNipple discussed.
1:02:00 Three people arrested for disorderly conduct outside Tadolf Switlers house.
1:02:52 Netflix signs up Chelsea Handler. Ralph unamused, and yet, amused. "Knitting needles."
1:04:50 Justin Bieber "Let's get 'im!" to be charged with criminal vandalism for egg-throwing. Untouchables references. "Fabergé eggs!" "Death Penalty!" Kevin on the tourbus outside his house. "The guy with the FleshLight on the balcony ..." Jen throws an egg. "Fuckin' egg!"
1:09:50 True Blood musical on the way, for HBO. 
1:10:30 Rob Ford, The Musical casting. Ralph's Rob Ford sings Let It Snow.
1:11:25 Kim Kardashian: Hollywood mobile app takes a hit. Photo. Trailer. "Ouch, my asshole hurts!" Ralph and Kevin's Kardashian impressions. Kanye at Bonnaroo. Image. "Where da press at?!" Kim's video critiqued.
1:18:20 Lindsay Lohan in London, still. Considering working in The West End.
1:19:45 LifeTime Network announces The UnAuthorized Saved By The Bell story. "I wanna know!" Ralph discloses some rumours. "He fucked one of her names right off her!" 
1:22:00 Miley Cyrus in trouble in Madrid, Spain. Whoring. Slutting.
1:23:50 Movies That Will Suck: TransFormers takes another hit. Scooby Doo live action franchise to be rebooted. Felix The Cat annoys Ralph. Heathcliff takes a hit. "A cat with a purse." "Dinner in Asia." Silent Bob likes Felix, and wears a Felix cap in Clerks. Grumpy Cat movie takes a hit. Marylin Monroe Zombie Hunter. "Shut the fuck up!" 
1:30:40 Geek News: Harrison Ford recovering well after broken leg surgery. Ryan Johnson will write/direct Star Wars EP 8.
1:32:50 Aquaman to appear in Batman Vs. Superman.
1:33:55 Bob Kane to get a posthumous star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Ralph runs through the list of names to get a star. Unimpressed by some names. "Fucking Snoopy." Kevin defends Felix and Snoopy. "Red Thing."
1:36:00 New Batman Unlimited Cartoon. Kevin liked Beware The Batman. Batman Tour cowls.
1:38:14 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes. It's a Madhouse!

Hollywood Babble-On 171: June 13, 2014

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Runtime: 1:38:40
Recorded Fri, 13th June 2014
Released Mon, 16th June 2014
Show notes by @Forgeticus

0:00 Smodco ads.
1:45 Kyle Hebert intro.
2:30 The LA Kings won.
4:00 Kevin told Haley Joel Osment he sees dead people.
6:04 Is there a record for sellouts at The Improv?
6:50 Shout-outs: Sebastian es from Chile, gets a picture. Chilean Jason Mewes/Kevin Smith.
11:30 Ilene from Norway is here to see Ralph and buy him a shot, basically...
15:45 Kara and Brian, celebrating her 30th gets Bill Cosby, Creepy Clown Time. Audience member terrified.
18:44 Rory and beautiful, sexy Cathy. Cathy wants to be Kev's dietitian.
Ralph: "She says she could help him throw away the fat pants, still smoke unlimited weed and eat the occasional chicken cheese steak."
Kev: "What the fuck makes you think I'm wearing fat pants?!" ..."That was a joke! I don't own fat pants. Who am I, John Travolta?" Germans give Rory an assist. Yusef buys a round.
22:10 Cathy also wrote in, and there is good news in Rory's future. Dick wrapped in kale. Bowie wishes Happy Anniversary. Fucking Berkeley hippies.
24:47 Email bag: Ray sends in Standing on the Edge of Tomorrow.
27:25 Colette sends in The Tonight Show doing Arnold Schwarzenegger singing Let It Go. Ralph's is way better. "They will be hearing from our lawyers."
29:15 Nathan wants to hear Arnold Schwarzenegger sing "The Rainbow Connection". 
31:19 Stephen from Ireland wants to hear Pee Wee Herman do the speech from Taken.
32:38 Tinseltown Stiffs: Ruby Dee. American Gangster clip. Kev wants to watch that movie.
35:24 Tinseltown Stiff: Rik Mayall, UK comedian. Clip unavailable.
37:25 Dynamic Duets: Shawn, professional karaoke DJ, requests The B-52's "Love Shack".
40:28 Exquisite Acting: Sylvester Stallone unintelligible in First Blood.
42:50 Smodco ads.
44:58 Shit That Should Not Be: Washs invisible steering wheel in Firefly.
46:53 Kev-In: Reboots: Ted, Twins, Xena: Warrior Princess.
49:09 HBO Headlines: Tracy Morgan injured in crash. Kevin has fond memories working with him. "He's the black Jason Mewes". Clip from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.
56:35 Harrison Ford ankle broken by falling door on the Millennium Falcon. Phone interview.
59:10 Justin Bieber avoids robbery charge from that time he grabbed a woman's cell phone.
1:01:06 Bieber was baptized in a bathtub in NYC by pastor of the stars Carl Lentz.
1:03:20 Lindsay Lohan is partying in England. Ralph/Kev should fuck her. May get freckles removed.
1:05:36 I Wanna Marry Harry cancelled. "Who said 'woo!'? Get the fuck out." Worst ratings ever.
1:07:02 Glee star Lea Michele has a new boyfriend who is actually a male hooker. Couple. Website. Story.
1:08:55 Bill Murray crashes SC couple's engagement photo shoot. Photo.
1:11:40 Movies That Will Suck: Lifetime movie, Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever. "I want the girl to die. I want the cat to die. I want the director to die. I want everyone involved in this project to die."
1:14:48 Music News: Lana Del Ray "wishes she was dead already".
1:16:38 Robin Thicke can't get over his ex wife. Names new LP, Paula, after her.
1:18:30 Mick Jagger has a new girl friend. Photo. Kevin mimes Mick Jagger on stage.
1:20:33 Psy (Gangnam Style) has a new song with Snoop Dogg, "Hangover". Don't watch.
1:22:22 Geek News: Super geek Tom Murphy puts Star Wars words in alphabetical order in this stupid video. Ralph is angry about this.
1:25:57 Australian builds first street legal Tim Burton Batmobile. Video.
1:28:36 Nikki Finke has layout for all the next DC movies. So does Kevin. Confirms this list.
1:30:45 Daredevil series coming to Netflix. Kingpin photo. As Private Pyle.
1:31:47 Spider-man statue in South Korea has a huge boner. Photo 1, 2. Artist refuses to change it.
1:34:00 Liam Neesons cock jokes.

Hollywood Babble-On 170: June 6, 2014

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Description: "Recorded LIVE at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on Friday, June 6, 2014."
Runtime: 1:48:33
Recorded Fri, 6th June 2014
Released Mon, 9th June 2014
Show notes by @Forgeticus

0:00 Smodco ads,
1:45 Kyle Hebert intro.
2:35 He's Ralph Garman, professional comic book writer. Batman '66 Meets The Green Hornet.
5:32 "Daddy don't get up till noon." "Who's Daddy?" "...I'm Daddy".
8:23 Shout-outs: Joshua and Darlene celebrating 10 years. Huell Howser congratulates.
10:55 Christian, photojournalist, is here but his bitch wife left him. Ralph wants to fuck.
14:00 David and Andrew wanna hear the Ealge's fight song by Arnold Schwarzenegger.
15:35 Mel and friends. IVF is discussed. Ralph jerked off in a cup, and on the freeway. http://www.gofundme.com/demskibaby
21:45 Jason & Jhon. Ralph takes issue with that spelling. Kevin apologizes for Ralph. Ooah
26:25 Email bag: Amanda's friend having her boobs reduced. Bowie sings farewell song.
30:40 Alan sends in Cheech & Chong meets Jay and Silent Bob mashup.
32:25 Louis sends in Wonder Woman Scissors.
33:06 Duvall wants to hear Arnold Schwarzenegger sing the Spider-man theme song.
35:29 Gillian sends in an inappropriate photo of Pluto in Disneyland.
36:10 Jacob Zeba animates another HBO clip, "Smith's Tits". Clip.
38:10 Dynamic Duets: Brenda requests the Brady Bunch theme. The guys add Alice.
41:22 Tinseltown Stiffs: Ann B. Davis. Brady Bunch nanny. Clip.
46:30 Smodco ads.
48:52 Hollywood Helpers: Jessica Alba threw a baby shower for military mothers.
50:37 Hollywood Helper: Charlize Theron didn't have cash, grabbed Sean Penn, then tipped $100 at Pink Berry.
53:07 Shit That Should Not Be: 60's Robin cant fake putting away the Bat Shield. Clip.
56:13 Exquisite Acting: Mykelti Williamson (Bubba) in 12 Angry Men. Kevin Files.
1:00:49 Kev-In: A Million Ways to Die in the West, The Full Monty, Batman.
1:04:30 HBO Headlines: Justin Bieber had 2 racists videos come out this week. Clip.
1:10:06 Smodco ads.
1:12:17 Kim Kardasian and Kanye wedding. New York Post great story photo.
1:14:04 Jayden Smith wears white Batman costume. "He's the hero nobody wants!" Painting.
1:19:23 Kendall Jenner looked up to supermodels. Celebrating 18th birthday by taking her top off.
1:21:36 Gwyneth Paltrow compares dealing with the internet to surviving a war. Thinks water has feelings.
1:24:50 Casey Kasem's wife, Jean, is fucking crazy. Throws raw hamburger, quotes scripture at his kids. Clip.
1:27:02 Detroit celebrates Robocop, builds huge ass statue.
1:28:56 Madonna is getting older. Doesn't recognize her chauffeur.
1:30:00  Miley Cyrus house broken into. Maserati stolen. Photo.
1:31:39 Geek News: Agents of Shield tour at Times Square. Captain America.
1:33:32 Thanos to be voiced by Josh Brolin. Still looking for Antman director.
1:36:49 Dr. Strange to be directed by Scott Derrickson. Photo. Ralph takes us into the darkness.
1:38:40 Star Wars 2nd standalone movie (maybe Han Solo) to be directed by Josh Trank. ...Rambo... Casting news. TMZ set photos. JJ Abrams responds to leak photos, posts some himself. Photo.
1:43:20 Liam Neeson's cock jokes.

Hollywood Babble-On 169: May 23, 2014

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Description: "Recorded LIVE at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on Friday, May 23, 2014."
Runtime: 1:41:32
Recorded Fri, 23rd May 2014
Released Mon, 26th May 2014
Show notes by @HBOhelper

0:00 Smodco ads, DAVE School; DCentertainment.com - Batman '66 Meets The Green Hornet.
3:10 Kyle Hebert intro.
4:00 Kevin has his Fat Pants on; Tusk is finished. Chicken cheesesteak. Kevin references rude tweeter.
6:55 Shout-outs: Alvin offers wife Emerald on-stage to give a hug. "Tent in the fat-pants."
10:45 Dean Taylor celebrates his birthday on his own. Ralph buys Dean a drink. Kevin offers a hooker. Sly Stallone pitches in.
13:45 Nick Folseca's friend emails in on his behalf. Arnie calls him an asshole.
14:45 Mike Loparda and Farron from Pittsburg, PA spit in Kevin's face. Celebrating being cancer-free for 1 year. Kevin's sexy voice. Brown-isms. "Hot dog in the bun."
18:45 Jacob and Phil explain their secret origins. The German's pitch in.
21:25 Faun throws friend-with-benefit, Billy, some. Al Pacino impressed.
24:09 Dena Hockenberry, Cassandra and Dennis get Kevin to work the pole for Dena's birthday, w/ David Bowie. "Huge!"
26:35 Email bag: Michael sends in movie-mashups.
28:03 Arnie Sings: The Witch Doctor.
30:10 Hunter Clarke sends in a water sprinkler.
31:00 Adam Kirke sends in the HBO Loyalty Card.
31:45 Dynamic Duets: Thomas in Madison, WI sends in Those Were The Days, (the All In The Family theme). Ralph has a drink.
34:20 Tinseltown Stiffs: Jerry Vale. Pretend You Don't See Her.
36:53 Tinseltown stiff: Gordon Willis. Interview.
39:25 Hollywood Helpers: #CapForStrat Twitter Update,
41:00 Exquisite Acting: Randy sends in Robert De Niro as Famous Leader.
44:00 Shit That Should Not Be: Frank from Brooklyn, NY, Die Hard 2 (Black actor with white hand). (Video unavailable).
46:44 SModCo ads: LootCrate/Babble.
48:50 Kev-In: Kev-Zilla. The Doors by Matt Rob. Ghost.
53:15 HBO Headlines: Lindsay Lohan in the VIP room with her brother.
55:45 Expendibles 3 waltz at Cannes. Ralph re-enacts. "Beard." Travolta. Gay Ghost.
59:20 Justin Bieber parties shirtless at every party. Offered $1m from Larry Flint for an ad. "Wearing a grape."
1:01:00 **first appearance** Justin Slaughter sends in a Kimye theme. Kim and Kanye getting married on Saturday, The Wedding of the Century! Amber alert. Facial.
1:06:10 Kendall Jenner can't read.
1:07:40 Willow Smith draws the attention of the law.
1:09:00 Burger King ditching their slogan: "Be your way." "BOO!" "Living the Burger King lifestyle." "Eat up, Fatass!"
1:11:40 McDonalds Happy Meal character.
1:12:45 Arsenio Hall in the running to own The LA Clippers.
1:14:00 Ryan Seacrest sings on American Idol.
1:16:15 Black Magic Mike, "Chocolate City" announced. Ralph moist.
1:17:00 Jon Bon Jovi wants to move the Buffalo Bills to Toronto. "Give The Bills a break!" "Fuck you!"
1:19:00 Madonna leeches onto Katy Perry. "Elderly aunt." "Elder abuse." Ralph feels Madonna is embarrassing herself. Ralph promises an S&M photoshoot. "Glom-on."
1:21:00 Memorial Day celebrated. Farrah Abraham celebrates a month as she gives her $0.02. "Those words were strung together ..."
1:23:45 Geek News: Edgar Wright is leaving Ant Man. Kevin will investigate.
1:26:15 Batman 5 Superman: Dawn of Justice. David Goyer (Podcast available in link), called She-Hulk a porn star. Martian Manhunter.
1:32:00 JJ Abrams and Star Wars: Force For Change. Time Line.
1:35:00 Hugh Jackman wants an X-Men/Avengers crossover. "No."
1:36:30 Working Wolverine claws.
1:37:30 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.

Hollywood Babble-On 168: May 16, 2014

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Description: "Recorded LIVE at The Improv in Brea, CA on Friday, May 16, 2014."
Runtime: 2:05:04
Recorded Fri, 16th May 2014
Released Mon, 19th May 2014
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0:00 Smodco ads, DAVE School.
1:35 Kyle Hebert intro.
2:20 Ralph functioning at 47%, as he went to the premiere of A Million Ways to Die in the West. Ralph goes to the After Party. Ralph dropping names all over; Charleze Theron, Sean Penn et al. "No pictures!" "Smile, prickly!" Hatey/Haiti. "Yeah, that was funny." "... and now I'm here with you."
9:50 Spiccoli references. Liam Neeson's cock waiting tables.
11:10 Shout-outs: Josias Arebalo of The Comic Syndicate has Al Pacino let HBO virgins Leah, Tony and Farrah know what they are in for.
14:45 Gabriel Gonzales causes Ghost references. Wife Liz's birthday. The German's explain Scheiße ..
18:47 Nate The Cyclops gets his shout-out read out, finally. Kevin makes advances toward sister Rachel. "Butterchurning." Pun-off.
22:20 Evan and Caley celebrate Caley's 21st birthday. "We don't need your life story!" "She looks like she's about 12 ..." "Rectal exam practice dummy." "Nnnnrrrrrrghhhhh!" "Changin' tires at the Indy 500!" "How tight is your asshole?!" "David Bowie singing to Caley for her birthday, and she likes to finger-fuck her boyfriend."
28:10 Jack Daniels fairy sent by Sir Nicole.
29:00 Email Bag: Adam Schaff from Australia sends in a Ralph/Justin Bieber mashup.
30:40 Anthony sends in the Justin Bieber camper van. Kevin thanks Ralph for using "Finger-fuck."
32:00 David Riley sends in Arnie to sing Be Our Guest from Beauty and the Beast.
34:50 Brent Walker sends in Lego Ghostbusters.
36:00 Freelance Guy sends in Kevin's Night of the Lupus (Video unavailable). Bunny Eating Raspberry.
38:00 Dynamic Duets: Noah Schevallier sends in the Three's Company theme. False-start.
41:15 Tinseltown Stiffs: H. R. Giger. Brain Salad Surgery. Alien,
45:00 Hollywood Helper:  The Cast of The Avengers. #CapForStrat "Show him the film and then ... *BOOM!*"
50:30 Shit That Should Not Be: Prad Blazic sends in Rain Man.
54:00 SModCo ads: Harry's Quality Shave Products. Promo code: babble
55:55 Exquisite Acting: Wayne Clarke sends in DarkMan. "Take the fucking elephant!"
58:08 Kev-In: Kev-Ludo. Kev to the Future. Smithon and Garmanfunkel.
1:01:42 HBO Headlines: Casey Kasem disappeared and reappeared. "Waterskiing in Washington." 
1:05:25 Justin Bieber is a Batman Villain, at this point. Attempted robbery. "King Friday." Kevin praises and berates Ralph. Property laws discussed. "Death penalty!"
1:12:30 The Plastics - You Want To Be One Of Us.
1:15:50 Solange Knowles attacks Jay Z. "Hello, everyone!" "Whuuuuuuuuuuuut?!"
1:22:00 Willow Smith joins a cult, Osho. Lovitz takes a hit. "'Trees are blue.' Fuck you!"
1:27:30 Kim Kardashian get a wall of flowers.
1:30:20 Lindsay Lohan theme missing, and Kevin performs it. Ralph mocks the leggings that Lindsay allegedly failed to promote.
1:32:45 John Hamm gets his own statue at Madame Tussauds. Selfie.
1:35:15 EuroVision Conchita Wurst - Rise Like A Phoenix. "It's his beard!"
1:40:30 Miley Cyrus in London. Doll. Neeson.
1:44:20 Cop Out Vs. Sharktopus.
1:44:45 Batfleck sad! Kevin on The Dark Knight Returns. Kevin on the upcoming BatPromotion. Kanye sad! 60's Batfleck. "I was da bomb in Phantoms, yo!"
1:51:40 Live-action Batman: The Animated Series.
1:52:50 Channing Tatum to play Gambit in the upcoming X-Men movie.
1:53:35 Boca Raton real estate. Flight Deck. Kevin not so much a fan of Star Trek: The Next Generation, but The OG series.
1:55:00 Star Wars to be released on Blu, VOD untinkered. Harrison Ford to return to Blade Runner. "I'm tired and drunk!"
1:57:00 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.

Hollywood Babble-On 167: May 09, 2014.

Episode: Link.
Enhanced Audio Vision: Link.
Description: "Recorded LIVE at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on Friday, May 09, 2014."
Runtime: 1:48:59
Recorded Fri, 9th May 2014
Released Mon, 12th May 2014
Show notes by @HBOhelper

0:00 Smodco ads, DAVE School.
2:22 Kyle Hebert intro.
3:20 Ralph offers congratulations to Kevin for the release of the Jay and Silent Bobs Super Groovy Cartoon Movie; Ralph plays Dick Head. Clip played.
6:00 Shout-outs: eye-jizz. "Road-Head." Justin and Suzanne from Tallahassee, FL, "America's cock." In town for a wedding. Jerry Lewis steps in. Kevin watched Labyrinth and recounts Ludo to Ralph, and offers it as an out in case of trouble.
9:20 Justin and Nicole from Chicago celebrate one year's marriage. "Irish carbomb." Justin sends in art; Give that penis a sandwich. Bowie illustrated. Gay Ghost vs. Penetant Man.
13:15 Jake, Kristin, Yasmine and Suzanne "Hello, Mom!" Jake asks to initiate a 4-way. Kevin rattled. 50's Ralph mocked.
17:40 Joseph and Emily from Nashville, TN "Dumpster-diving in the Garbage Blossom." German touring advice. "Show us your tits!"
20:40 Lindsay and Lee Tomic from Seattle, travel to LA. Ralph mocks name. Bowie shout-out.
23:50 Email bag: Jacob Zeba sends in Manly Babblers,
25:50 Ed Wynne gives Happy Mothers day to Nana Babs from Jess Corben in Sydney, Aus. Irish Carbombs,
29:15 Tiffany sends in Under The Sea by Arnie,
31:00 Lucas Hipkins sends in Lego Jaws. Hooper. Gobblin' Shark.
32:30 David Edwards reenacts It's A Small World.
34:50 Dynamic Duets: Brenda Floslin from Boulder, Colorado asks for Opposites Attract by Paula Abdul.
36:45 SModCo ads. lootcrate.com
38:32 Tinseltown Stiffs: Lee Marshall. "Grrrrrave!"
40:30 Tinseltown Stiff: Efrem Zimbalist, Jr. Efram. Batman. More Irish Carbombs.
45:00 Hollywood Helpers: Daniel Bryan invites Connor Michalek to WrestleMania before doors open.
49:00 Exquisite Acting: Lady Cop Show. How to pacify a dog; by Kevin Smith.
53:20 Shit That Should Not Be: Stallone's Over The Top. (Video unavailable). "Wrestling Amy!"
58:40 Kev-In: Gotham. The Walking SMod. The SModage People.
1:01:35 HBO Headlines: Affleck beat the dealer.
1:05:00 Miley Cyrus resumes Bangerz tour in London. Ass. "Gifted performer and artiste." Miley Cyrus Gang.
1:08:45 Power Rangers movie in works. Ralph was a fan. "Piss Games."
1:11:50 Baz Luhrman working on an Elvis Presley biopic.
1:13:00 Flintstones Movie in the works.
1:13:55 Movies That Will Suck: Beverly Hills Cop 4.
1:17:30 Ralph bewildered by Kim "Bonehead" Kardashian. "Whuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut?!"
1:20:20 Farrah Abraham sets a bad example for MTV.
1:22:00 Jessica Alba never wants her grandparents to see her boobs. "Pass the yams!"
1:24:10 Monica Lewinsky fueds with Beyoncé. Does anyone really give a shit at this point?
1:25:55 Seth Rogen defends this tweet about Justin Bieber. "Cartoonishly evil." Dating a Jenner. Mayweather.
1:31:20 Geek News: Gotham trailer. Other comic titles coming soon.
1:35:00 Cap'n America deemed a pervert.
1:38:00 Kirsten Dunst's teeth take a hit, again. Exhaust Port.
1:39:40 Ralph Blows: 0.09. Warner Home Video provide gifts.
1:43:30 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes. "Shut up!"

Hollywood Babble-On 166: May 2nd, 2014

Episode: Link.
Enhanced Audio Vision: Link.
Description: "Recorded LIVE at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on Friday, May 2nd, 2014."
Runtime: 1:36:52
Recorded Fri, 2nd May 2014
Released Mon, 5th May 2014
Show notes by @Forgeticus

0:00 Smodco ad for DAVE School.
1:38 Kyle Hebert intro.
2:25 Kev gets email from Gene Simmons. He is interested in Kevin's new Christmas horror movie, Anti-Claus. "Are you interested in making $3 million horror movies?"
5:15 Gene would like to Kevin make 3 changes to the movie:
       * Does it have to have Krampus in it?
6:10 * Can Kevin take all the comedy out?
7:02 * Does it have to take place at Christmas?
7:25 So Kevin is maybe working on a different, new horror project with Gene Simmons.
8:25 It's been a year since HBO left the Lovitz.
9:23 Shoutouts: "It's a segment we call- I do the same fucking thing every week, how do you not know the cue by now?"
10:30 Jessica and Albert, world travelers. Kevin wants ice cream. Huell Howser welcomes.
14:32 John and Bob are married. Kev is Chewy. Bob is allowed to sleep with Kevin. Pacino welcomes.
17:40 Jason and Sarah. Jason fired for insubordination. Sexy Kev welcomes. "It wasn't creepy when you told the guy with the mustache you were gonna ride his face and hold onto the handlebars. That wasn't creepy. [Now] you're looking at a woman, and you're all flustered."
20:00 R.J. and Mellisa. The Germans give teaching advice? "Kindergarten is a German word, you know. It means BEAT THE SHIT OUT of children until they LEARN THINGS!"
22:00 Annie and Janet from Battican City. David Bowie welcomes. Fuck you, José.
24:18 Smodco ads.
25:54: Email bag: Troy made a trailer for animated Babble-On movie Rise of the Garmy.
29:00 Lucas sends in Arnold being a dick Photo.
30:25 Andy wants to hear Arnold sing "My Favorite Things".
32:40 Postal Worker Reuben sends in 2 new HBO stamps. Photo. Charlton Heston creepy clown.
33:28 Alex sends in photo of dog welcomed to LA. Photo.
33:53 Dynamic Duets: Joanne wants "You're the One that I want" from Grease.
35:50 Guest Bane. "Welcome to Open Mic Night here at the Improv."
38:55 Tinseltown Stiffs: musician Larry Ramos.
40:40 Tinseltown Stiff: Mad Magazine editior Al Feldstein. Photo.
43:30 Tinseltown Stiff: Actor Bob Hoskins. Clip.
46:13 Tinseltown Stiff: DJ E-Z Rock "It Takes Two"
47:08 Hollywood Helper: Pornhub to plant trees. "Pornhub gives America wood." Photo.
50:06 Shit That Should Not Be: Flash Gordon Earthquake Clip. Photo.
52:55 Exquisite Acting: Harrison Ford in Temple of Doom. "We are Going to Die!"
54:50 Smodco Ads.
56:20 Kev-In: Spiderman, Scarface, Kevin in The Wonder Years clip.
1:00:35 HBO Headlines: Craig Ferguson to leave The Late Late Show. Clip.
1:03:05 George Clooney is getting married.
1:03:26 A racist man in the crowd would like a word
1:04:20 Kevin's had enough, throws the racist prick out. The crowd turns. "There's a gaza strip club down the street. You might like that, Sir."
1:06:50 Clippers owner Donald Sterling just left, and is no longer welcome at Hollywood Babble-On.
1:08:14 Ralph and Kevin think about throwing another audience member out, or everyone even. "You don't bring hate into my comedy club." 
1:09:10 Lindsay Lohan uninsurable in new movie. Trying to raise funds. Article.
1:10:00 Kim Kardashian buying multiple copies of her Vouge cover. Article. Sad Kayne. Kayne to sell 3 vinyl collection of him just talking, giving life advice.
1:13:32 Justin Bieber releases new duet with Poo Bear. Impromptu "It Takes Two". Actavis to stop making codeine syrup.
1:16:24 Jon Hamm calls Justin Bieber a shit head. 
1:17:15 Fox to do live Grease on TV. 
1:18:10 Fox is developing a TV show about teenage Jesus called "Nazareth". Smallville for Jesus.
1:21:20 Paul Simon and his wife beat each other up. Photo. "Yeah... that's Paul Simon. Hello darkness my old friend."
1:22:28 Movies That Will Suck: Peeps the movie. "To which I would say: not every fucking thing's a movie!"
1:24:27 Geek News: Justice League movie announced. Zack Snyder to direct. Maybe 2018.
1:26:42 Star Wars Episode 7 had a table read. Photo. Harrison Ford talks to J.J. Abrams.
1:31:05 Dr. Who the porn parody "Dr. Whore." Photo.
1:32:28 Liam Neeson's cock jokes.