Episode: Link.
Enhanced Audio Vision: Link.
Comments: "Recorded live at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on 12/6/2013."
Runtime: 1:47:47
Recorded Fri, 6th Dec. 2013
Released Sun, 8th Dec. 2013
Show notes by @Forgeticus
0:00 SModco ads.
2:30 Kyle Hebert intro.
3:20 Kevin shares an awkward moment. His pre-show power song was Mr. Mister's Kyrie.
5:10 The Improv's 50th birthday.
5:45 What strain is Kevin on? Could be pointless because Kev read somewhere that there's no difference between strains. Skywalker OG. THC may cause man boobs.
8:48 Shout-outs: Mike and Brianna. A Babble Christmas Carol. Celebrating 10 year anniversary. Could Ed Wynn give some advice to Mike. "I slather my penis with peanut butter and tell her lick it off. No, wait a minute, that's dogs."
12:03 Craig from Chicago, drug mule, is here on business. "The first answer was 'I'm here to hunt humans'." Huell Howser welcomes.
15:10 Martin Tronson from Norway. Ralph does Katherine Hepburn and Kev does Phillip Seymour Hoffman.
21:30 Ralph: "By the way, South Africa... Nelson Mandela."
22:30 Brian & Jen Withers. Could the Germans explain how great LA will be after they leave?
26:37 Lauren from CA, previously stitched It's a Small World. Bane and Adam West sing "Baby, It's Cold Outside".
30:30 Smodco ad.
31:10 Email bag: Troy from Australia sends in an album cover for Bane and Adam West's duets.
32:20 Joseph from Saskatchewan has compelling evidence Kevin's relative inspired Miley Cyrus. Photo.
33:25 Daniel sent in an email, but he's here and is miscategorized. Could PeeWee Herman sing Mahna Mahna.
35:33 Tinseltown Stiffs: Early comic and Superman artist Al Plastino.
37:08 Tinseltown Stiff: Character actor, live action Luigi Danny Wells. Video.
39:36 Tinseltown Stiff: Standells drummer and singer Dick Dodd.
40:25 Tinseltown Stiff: Fast and Furious actor Paul Walker.
41:35 Hollywood Helper: Brad Pitt "This fucking guy..." thanks UK town by giving them £1million.
44:20 Hollywood Helper: Thor actress Jaimie Alexander visits children's hospital.
45:15 Having sex with Princess Leia. Harrison Ford impression.
46:10 Shit That Should Not Be: Superman breaks a sweat lifting Zod at the North Pole. Video.
51:14 Exquisite Acting: Tim Curry in video game C&C: Red Alert 3. Spiiiice (space).
55:20 Kev-In: Little kid in Mircale on 37th Street.
56:25 Kev-In: Cast of Superman vs Batman.
57:15 Kev-In: Kayne's video Bound 2
57:49 Smodco ad.
59:57 HBO Headlines: Lindsay Lohan pulls Michael Neeson into a night club ladies room...
1:02:50 Lindsay suing Rockstar, makers of GTAV. Photos 1, 2, 3.
1:05:20 Justin Bieber sprays graffiti in Australia. Mayor calls him out in video.
1:07:40 New NBC series Wolfman to start next year.
1:08:40 R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet to air Sat. Ralph's fav moment: Midget shits himself.
1:11:00 X-Files star Gillian Anderson poses topless. "Better late than never"
1:13:32 Billy Joel becomes first artist in residency at a major sports arena. Article.
1:15:47 Bravo's Andy Cohen."You know Andy Cohen? He's the gay Chris Hardwick. Alright, gayER Chris Harwick." He saved Lady Gaga's piss as a souvenir.
1:18:20 Ralph thinks Tom Hank's plays a pussy in his recent roles. Saving Mr. Banks talk.
1:20:10 A Croatian rocker releases an entirely edible chocolate record.
1:22:00 Movies That Will Suck: Ballers to star Kevin Hart and Lebron James. Black Twins.
1:23:50 Two guys give Christopher Walken a ride in NYC because he couldn't hail a cab. Selfie.
1:26:10 Kevin wants to know what it would sounds like if Walken made them suck his dick. Kev: "What do you say when you cum?" Ralph: "Spiiiice"
1:27:15 Geek News: Wonder Woman role in Batman vs. Superman. Ralph sings WW theme.
Gal Gadot to star as Wonder Woman? Ralph: "Gal Gadot? Do doo de-do do" (Mahna Mahna)
1:31:16 Sony releases trailer for The Amazing Spiderman 2.
1:33:45 New X-Men movie announced: X-Men: Apocalypse.
1:34:57 Darth Vader selfie announces new Star Wars Instagram account.
1:35:45 Kevin and Ralph combine forces to do a Darth Vader impression. Ralph inadvertently impersonates incest.
1:36:40 Auctioning off Han Solo's original blaster.
1:38:32 Star Trek actor George Takei launches his own fragrance Eau My. Bottle.
1:40:35 James Covenant edits together Picard singing Let It Snow. Full video.
1:41:45 Liam Neeson's cock jokes.
Hollywood Babble-On 148: November 23, 2013
Episode: Link.
Comments: "Recorded live at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on 11/23/2013."
Runtime: 1:53:59
Recorded Sat, 23rd Nov. 2013
Released Mon, 25th Nov. 2013
0:00 SModCast ad; SlingBox.com/babble
2:15 Kyle Hebert intro.
3:00 Kevin has wrapped Tusk, and Kevin's entire family is present, including his sister who lives abroad. Kevin talks about his brother, Don, marriage at the SModCastle.
8:25 Don and Jerry to the stage. Kevin audibly emotional as he describes his views on his brother and gay marriage.
13:00 The HardCore Legal.
14:35 Pope Head.
14:55 What Strain Is Kevin On?: 2x White Widow. 1x Girlscout Cookies.
16:05 Season 2 of Spoilers starts filming tomorrow.
17:00 Shout-outs: (Kevin describes his parents watching Chasing Amy, and he will record with his mother).
19:40 Eddie Firth moved to L.A. to see Hollywood Babble-On.
20:30 Sarah, Jason, Matthew and Jessica plan shenanigans. "Stupid impersonations." Sexy Kevin and Huell Howser.
22:50 Christie and Rojellio from Mobile, AL. Al Pacino.
24:30 Jennifer, Brooke, Gary and Jen celebrate Brooke's birthday. Bowie shout-out.
26:55 Email bag: Dan from Melbourne, Australia asks for the New Years Eve show. There will be two shows, in Orange County. "I'm not wearing any pants."
29:00 Ryan from Joplin, MO asks for David Lynch to sing Mahna Mahna.
29:50 Troy Bailey sends in Bieber, Tinseltown Stiffs, Tadolf Switler.
31:05 Jaden Walker sends in the Escape Plan poster. Contrasted. "Greedy and Nazi!"
32:50 Todd Haney in North Carolina asks for an Adam West/Bane Dynamic Duet.
33:50 Dynamic Duets: You Don't Bring Me Flowers.
35:45 Tinseltown Stiffs: Leroy Patterson's video. Marc Breaux. Step In Time video unavailable. Kevin critiques the dancers.
39:33 Kevin shouts out Chris Hardwick's dad, who passed a week ago.
40:19 Hollywood Helpers: Bradley Cooper wishes fan a happy birthday.
43:00 Shit That Should Not Be: Jenn Schmidt sends in Unbreakable. Still. Mexicans giving birth.
47:20 Exquisite Acting: Daniel from Rio De Janiero sends in Stanley Tucci in The Core.
50:35 Kev-In: JFK, Thanksgiving and Dukes of Hazzard.
55:00 HBO Headlines: Justin Bieber's Brazillian hooker on hotmovies.com. Tudu bem! Kevin needs the bathroom. "Justin never touched the girl ...!" Kevin says Mewes is a germaphobe. No interest in Bieber's live dates in Australia.
59:50 Party at Bieber's: Confidentiality agreements handed out ($3m fine).
1:01:00 Fuck-Tapes star Kim Kardashian trying to rehab her image. eBay ad. "10%!" "PS: I'm an asshole."
1:04:10 Kendall Jenner is 18, so here are her tits. Ralph pimps Spearmint Rhino.
1:06:15 Creative Jenious Kanye West interviewed in Philly. DJ James with the Double Tap. Bound 2. MegaForce. "It's got a roofie in it!"
1:10:50 Jeff Dunham takes a hit. Lindsay "Airtight!" Lohan denies she is afraid of midgets. "Lindsay loves all people!"
1:13:40 Miley Cyrus celebrates her 21st birthday. Kevin unimpressed. No eyebrows.
1:16:00 Monty Python's Flying Circus to perform on-stage for the first time since 1980 (Mostly). Holy Grail imitations. Ralph is going. Babble-On scheduled for London.
1:19:00 Rudy Huxtable is 34 years-old. Bill Cosby warms up the crowd. "Tiggerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr's ..." "Tigger, please!"
1:21:50 DJ James with a great plug. Scientologists open new Super Power building. "Bullshit!" "You'll float!"
1:25:10 Sean Penn is not a zoo animal.
1:26:15 Brandy Brandt 's drug smuggling ring. "Extricated ... extra ... they moved her!"
1:28:00 Daniel Day-Lewis' son, Gabe Day releases Green Auras. "I do." Daniel Day-Lewis rap battle.
1:31:50 Movies That Will Suck: It's A Wonderful Life; The Rest Of The Story. Temple Run: The Movie.
1:36:10 Death Wish remake. MGM fires Joe Carnahan for this amazing email. Kevin plugs NARC.
1:38:45 Geek News: Spider-Man; Turn Off The Dark will be closing in January. "WHAT?!" Theme played. Moving to Las Vegas.
1:40:50 Camila Luddington receives death threats for her participation on Tomb Raider.
1:42:22 JJ Abrams R2D2. Kenny Baker hates Anthony Daniels, apparently.
1:45:15 English Batmobile.
1:48:00 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
Comments: "Recorded live at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on 11/23/2013."
Runtime: 1:53:59
Recorded Sat, 23rd Nov. 2013
Released Mon, 25th Nov. 2013
0:00 SModCast ad; SlingBox.com/babble
2:15 Kyle Hebert intro.
3:00 Kevin has wrapped Tusk, and Kevin's entire family is present, including his sister who lives abroad. Kevin talks about his brother, Don, marriage at the SModCastle.
8:25 Don and Jerry to the stage. Kevin audibly emotional as he describes his views on his brother and gay marriage.
13:00 The HardCore Legal.
14:35 Pope Head.
14:55 What Strain Is Kevin On?: 2x White Widow. 1x Girlscout Cookies.
16:05 Season 2 of Spoilers starts filming tomorrow.
17:00 Shout-outs: (Kevin describes his parents watching Chasing Amy, and he will record with his mother).
19:40 Eddie Firth moved to L.A. to see Hollywood Babble-On.
20:30 Sarah, Jason, Matthew and Jessica plan shenanigans. "Stupid impersonations." Sexy Kevin and Huell Howser.
22:50 Christie and Rojellio from Mobile, AL. Al Pacino.
24:30 Jennifer, Brooke, Gary and Jen celebrate Brooke's birthday. Bowie shout-out.
26:55 Email bag: Dan from Melbourne, Australia asks for the New Years Eve show. There will be two shows, in Orange County. "I'm not wearing any pants."
29:00 Ryan from Joplin, MO asks for David Lynch to sing Mahna Mahna.
29:50 Troy Bailey sends in Bieber, Tinseltown Stiffs, Tadolf Switler.
31:05 Jaden Walker sends in the Escape Plan poster. Contrasted. "Greedy and Nazi!"
32:50 Todd Haney in North Carolina asks for an Adam West/Bane Dynamic Duet.
33:50 Dynamic Duets: You Don't Bring Me Flowers.
35:45 Tinseltown Stiffs: Leroy Patterson's video. Marc Breaux. Step In Time video unavailable. Kevin critiques the dancers.
39:33 Kevin shouts out Chris Hardwick's dad, who passed a week ago.
40:19 Hollywood Helpers: Bradley Cooper wishes fan a happy birthday.
43:00 Shit That Should Not Be: Jenn Schmidt sends in Unbreakable. Still. Mexicans giving birth.
47:20 Exquisite Acting: Daniel from Rio De Janiero sends in Stanley Tucci in The Core.
50:35 Kev-In: JFK, Thanksgiving and Dukes of Hazzard.
55:00 HBO Headlines: Justin Bieber's Brazillian hooker on hotmovies.com. Tudu bem! Kevin needs the bathroom. "Justin never touched the girl ...!" Kevin says Mewes is a germaphobe. No interest in Bieber's live dates in Australia.
59:50 Party at Bieber's: Confidentiality agreements handed out ($3m fine).
1:01:00 Fuck-Tapes star Kim Kardashian trying to rehab her image. eBay ad. "10%!" "PS: I'm an asshole."
1:04:10 Kendall Jenner is 18, so here are her tits. Ralph pimps Spearmint Rhino.
1:06:15 Creative Jenious Kanye West interviewed in Philly. DJ James with the Double Tap. Bound 2. MegaForce. "It's got a roofie in it!"
1:10:50 Jeff Dunham takes a hit. Lindsay "Airtight!" Lohan denies she is afraid of midgets. "Lindsay loves all people!"
1:13:40 Miley Cyrus celebrates her 21st birthday. Kevin unimpressed. No eyebrows.
1:16:00 Monty Python's Flying Circus to perform on-stage for the first time since 1980 (Mostly). Holy Grail imitations. Ralph is going. Babble-On scheduled for London.
1:19:00 Rudy Huxtable is 34 years-old. Bill Cosby warms up the crowd. "Tiggerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr's ..." "Tigger, please!"
1:21:50 DJ James with a great plug. Scientologists open new Super Power building. "Bullshit!" "You'll float!"
1:25:10 Sean Penn is not a zoo animal.
1:26:15 Brandy Brandt 's drug smuggling ring. "Extricated ... extra ... they moved her!"
1:28:00 Daniel Day-Lewis' son, Gabe Day releases Green Auras. "I do." Daniel Day-Lewis rap battle.
1:31:50 Movies That Will Suck: It's A Wonderful Life; The Rest Of The Story. Temple Run: The Movie.
1:36:10 Death Wish remake. MGM fires Joe Carnahan for this amazing email. Kevin plugs NARC.
1:38:45 Geek News: Spider-Man; Turn Off The Dark will be closing in January. "WHAT?!" Theme played. Moving to Las Vegas.
1:40:50 Camila Luddington receives death threats for her participation on Tomb Raider.
1:42:22 JJ Abrams R2D2. Kenny Baker hates Anthony Daniels, apparently.
1:45:15 English Batmobile.
1:48:00 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
Hollywood Babble-On 147: Babble-On Comic-Con Theater 4
Episode: Link.
Comments: "Babble-On Comic-Con Theater kicks off the Batman: Widening Gyre series. Recorded live at the Prince Music Theater on November 1, 2013."
Runtime: 1:17:52
Recorded Sun, 1st Nov. 2013
Released Mon, 18th Nov. 2013
0:00 SModCast ad. SquareSpace.com code: hollywood
0:18 Comic-Con Thearer intro.
1:10 Kevin tickled by the prospect of Babble-On Comic-Con Theater, and intros Ralph.
2:10 Ralph plugs Comic Book Men, Tell 'Em Steve-Dave and Power Records.
5:15 Belinda McClaine writes in for Jeff Alt, and he will play incidental characters.
7:30 Female roles to be portrayed by Jenn Schmidt.
8:25 Kevin working the sound effects, via help from DJ James.
8:45 Eddie plays the page turn ring.
9:15 Quote: "Are there any jews in the house?!"
9:40 Ralph corrected on his pronunciation of 'Gyre.'
10:05 Start. Kevin narrates. (Page 7).11:35 What Strain Is Kevin On?: Barry White and White Rhino.
11:50 Jeff criticized already. Jewish dialect practise.
13:00 Page turn (Page 8 and 9). The Germans! Walt Flanagan shout-out.
14:19 Page turn (Page 10).
15:27 Page turn (Page 11). Burt Ward steps in.
16:40 Page turn (Page 12).
17:03 Page turn (Page 13).
17:35 Quote: "Happy birthday ...!" Ralph gets a slap.
18:33 Page turn (Page 14).
19:10 Next page. (Page 15). Audience laughs at Dick. As does Kevin.
21:23 Page turn (Page 16 and 17). Kevin's clever wordplay.
23:33 Page turn (Page 18). Full Aryan. Jeff came in his pants.
25:48 Next turn. (Page 19). Arnie steps in.
27:27 Page turn (Page 20).
28:54 Next page (Page 21).
30:40 Page turn (Page 22). Snake Lake.
32:01 Next page (Page 23).
32:13 Page turn (Page 24). "Airtight!"
33:10 Next page. (Page 25). Motorboatin'. "Dick!" CB Radio File Request. "Stop it, you uncut bastards!" Suddenly Orphaned Dick.
35:55 SModCo ads. SquareSpace.com offer code: hollywood
37:47 Babble-On Comic-Con returns.
38:20 Page turn (Page 26). Ralph's excuses. Alfred Heston. "Pharma ... pharma ... drug studies!"
41:58 Next page (Page 27).
43:00 Page turn (Page 28). Swamp Thing brought up.
44:22 Next page (Page 29). He did The Mash!
44:45 Page turn (Page 30). Jerkin'. Sly Stallone as Harvey Dent.
46:45 Next page (Page 31). Praise for Ralph.
48:20 Page turn (Page 32).
50:05 Next page (Page 33). Poison Ivy by Jenn Schmidt. Kevin gives direction.
53:53 Page turn (Page 34). "Vagina." Ralph knows Dick. Kevin wins. Huell Howser Killer Croc.
57:00 Next page (Page 35). "Fucked-up skin."
59:21 Page turn (Page 36).
1:01:16 Next page (Page 37). Direction from Kevin. Bat-rape. Kevin as Etrigan the Rhymin' Demon.
1:04:28 Page turn (Page 38). "You're not suckin' his cock, you're eatin' his head!" "Hard. Ly!"
1:06:37 Next Page (Page 39). Grappling gun.
1:08:08 Page turn (Page 40 and 41). Thriller.
1:10:27 Page turn (Page 42).
1:11:08 Next page (Page 43).
1:11:56 Page turn (Page 44).
1:12:30 Next page (page 45). Christian Bale steps in.
1:13:30 Page turn (Page 46). Thanks to Jenn, Jeff and Ralph Garman - The Man of Nine Voices! Kevin advocates brick and mortar comic book stores.
Comments: "Babble-On Comic-Con Theater kicks off the Batman: Widening Gyre series. Recorded live at the Prince Music Theater on November 1, 2013."
Runtime: 1:17:52
Recorded Sun, 1st Nov. 2013
Released Mon, 18th Nov. 2013
0:00 SModCast ad. SquareSpace.com code: hollywood
0:18 Comic-Con Thearer intro.
1:10 Kevin tickled by the prospect of Babble-On Comic-Con Theater, and intros Ralph.
2:10 Ralph plugs Comic Book Men, Tell 'Em Steve-Dave and Power Records.
5:15 Belinda McClaine writes in for Jeff Alt, and he will play incidental characters.
7:30 Female roles to be portrayed by Jenn Schmidt.
8:25 Kevin working the sound effects, via help from DJ James.
8:45 Eddie plays the page turn ring.
9:15 Quote: "Are there any jews in the house?!"
9:40 Ralph corrected on his pronunciation of 'Gyre.'
10:05 Start. Kevin narrates. (Page 7).11:35 What Strain Is Kevin On?: Barry White and White Rhino.
11:50 Jeff criticized already. Jewish dialect practise.
13:00 Page turn (Page 8 and 9). The Germans! Walt Flanagan shout-out.
14:19 Page turn (Page 10).
15:27 Page turn (Page 11). Burt Ward steps in.
16:40 Page turn (Page 12).
17:03 Page turn (Page 13).
17:35 Quote: "Happy birthday ...!" Ralph gets a slap.
18:33 Page turn (Page 14).
19:10 Next page. (Page 15). Audience laughs at Dick. As does Kevin.
21:23 Page turn (Page 16 and 17). Kevin's clever wordplay.
23:33 Page turn (Page 18). Full Aryan. Jeff came in his pants.
25:48 Next turn. (Page 19). Arnie steps in.
27:27 Page turn (Page 20).
28:54 Next page (Page 21).
30:40 Page turn (Page 22). Snake Lake.
32:01 Next page (Page 23).
32:13 Page turn (Page 24). "Airtight!"
33:10 Next page. (Page 25). Motorboatin'. "Dick!" CB Radio File Request. "Stop it, you uncut bastards!" Suddenly Orphaned Dick.
35:55 SModCo ads. SquareSpace.com offer code: hollywood
37:47 Babble-On Comic-Con returns.
38:20 Page turn (Page 26). Ralph's excuses. Alfred Heston. "Pharma ... pharma ... drug studies!"
41:58 Next page (Page 27).
43:00 Page turn (Page 28). Swamp Thing brought up.
44:22 Next page (Page 29). He did The Mash!
44:45 Page turn (Page 30). Jerkin'. Sly Stallone as Harvey Dent.
46:45 Next page (Page 31). Praise for Ralph.
48:20 Page turn (Page 32).
50:05 Next page (Page 33). Poison Ivy by Jenn Schmidt. Kevin gives direction.
53:53 Page turn (Page 34). "Vagina." Ralph knows Dick. Kevin wins. Huell Howser Killer Croc.
57:00 Next page (Page 35). "Fucked-up skin."
59:21 Page turn (Page 36).
1:01:16 Next page (Page 37). Direction from Kevin. Bat-rape. Kevin as Etrigan the Rhymin' Demon.
1:04:28 Page turn (Page 38). "You're not suckin' his cock, you're eatin' his head!" "Hard. Ly!"
1:06:37 Next Page (Page 39). Grappling gun.
1:08:08 Page turn (Page 40 and 41). Thriller.
1:10:27 Page turn (Page 42).
1:11:08 Next page (Page 43).
1:11:56 Page turn (Page 44).
1:12:30 Next page (page 45). Christian Bale steps in.
1:13:30 Page turn (Page 46). Thanks to Jenn, Jeff and Ralph Garman - The Man of Nine Voices! Kevin advocates brick and mortar comic book stores.
Hollywood Babble-On 146: November 9, 2013
Episode: Link.
Enhanced Audio Vision: Link.
Comments: "Recorded live at The Improv in Brea, CA on 11/9/2013."
Runtime: 1:51:21
Recorded Sat. 9th Nov, 2013
Released Mon, 11th Nov, 2013
Show notes by @HBOhelper
0:00 SModco ad for DAVE School.
0:54 Kyle Hebert intro.
1:30 Kevin struggles to remember the day, but remembers doing a Why, Bry? with Bryan Johnson of Tell 'Em Steve Dave! Kevin jealous because Ralph had podded with Adam Carolla in the past, at the Brea Improv.
2:50 Kevin gives a Tusk update, now week one of shooting has finished, and comments on Michael Parks and Justin Long.
3:35 Kev on the Man Of Steel Blu Ray promotion. "Fat Nerdist." Kevin's jersey stitched with the Superman crest. "E-fuckin' Bay."
8:00 News: "Kevin Smith ruined it again!" Vid. Zack Snyder shows Kevin Affleck in the bat-suit, with "a very *** *** influence."
16:00 "Kevin Smith also said that DareDevil was an awesome movie!"
16:19 What Strain Is Kevin On? **first appearance** Sam Boz (?) sends in a new theme. White Widow/All Zack Snyder.
18:19 Shout-outs: (Ralph to fly out for Tusk, tomorrow).
20:45 Ralph to audition for Tusk.
21:16 Serious Mash's Bane Vs. Adam West comp.
22:50 Juliet and Regina and "Suarez": "I kissed you at Comic-Con!" "I missed you at Comic-Con!" "Twins is the ultimate goal, sir!" Ralph talks about his cock. "All-girl Catholic High School." Ralph performs Drunk Chick Mk. III. Ed Wynn birthday celebrations. "Take the chain off ..." Ralph on leaving Catholic School.
27:45 Ralph the Lizard.
28:20 Heather Rose neglects to mention Josh in her anniversary email. Fork/Garbage disposal. Huell Hoswer.
29:40 Karen and Nestor Ralph loves Bates Motel and thinks of Nestor Carbonell when he hears the name "Nestor." The Germans and "more surprises." Invasion.
32:45 Ryan, Brian and Ricky at The Improv. Ralph takes a swipe at father-to-be, Ricky. Sly Stallone fatherly advice.
34:45 Livia, Nina and Luka Kuns are subject to a Suzanne Vega pun. Sweden takes a swipe. "Augustus Gloop." "You get nothing, sir!" Kevin asks the Swedes to review Jackass Bad Grandpa, to hear their accent. Kevin's sexy voice and Al Pacino. Chocolate gifted. "This chocolate tastes like Kuns!"
39:55 Nathan Gonzalez celebrates his 19th birthday. David Bowie Birthday wishes.
42:15 Email bag: Mike and Mel from Toronto, CA, ask for Lucius, The Stuttering Pimp to perform Mahna Mahna.
44:10 Christopher from Tuscan sends in the Swaggy Avengers t-shirt. Marvel -13pts
44:50 Chris Sanchez from Sydney Au. went to a wax museum in NYC. (Image unavailable).
45:45 Graham sends in Harrison Ford on the Empire Magazine podcast.
47:30 Candice Anton asks for Bane and Adam West to perform "I'm A Little Bit Country," by Donnie and Marie.
49:10 Tinseltown Stiffs: Nick Cardy. "Eight-teen's a teen, maaan!"
51:51 Tinseltown Stiff: Lee Crystal. Bad Reputation. Ralph reveals he is a former drummer.
53:40 SModCo ads: godaddy.com promo code: babble.
54:30 Hollywood Helpers: Ralph interacts with the crowd. Gary Sinise's Lt. Dan Band raised money for a wounded veteran. Kevin plugs Truman.
58:15 Shit That Should Not Be: Jake Zee sends in Major League. no high-five. (Video unavailable).
1:00:30 Exquisite Acting: Jeff Dominguez sends in Lex Luther of Superman Returns. "WROOONG!"
1:02:10 Kev-In: Anders Jacobson sends in Kevin The Pooh, Troy Bailey sends in Janet Jackson Rolling Stone cover, and on Nevermind, by Nirvana. (Images unavailable).
1:05:20 HBO Headlines: Justin Bieber terrorizes South America (Because he knows HBOHelper isn't there to defend it). Deets of Panamanian Prostitute #1.
1:08:45 Quote: "Whuuut?!"
1:09:30 Hooker #2. Swaaag. Tatiana Neves Barbosa. Ms. Bikini Wellness.
1:13:45 Wanted in Brazil for tagging a building with graffiti. Free Breezy. Water bottle.
1:17:17 Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchinson split up after UK visit. Dourtney custody battle.
1:18:00 Kim Kardashian's sister Kendal, turns 18. Porn companies with various offers.
1:20:00 Roots to get a remake. Ralph want to play Chicken George.
1:21:05 Hunger Games theme park in the works. Twilight theme park pondered.
1:22:45 Live action Jungle Book remake in the works. Kevin on Iron Man/John Favreau.
1:24:35 Movies That Will Suck: The Rock in Seal Team 666. Kevin defends.
1:26:30 Music That Will Suck: Duck Dynasty presents Duck The Halls.
1:28:00 Ark Music Factory's Alison Gold's ABCDEFG.
1:29:40 Geek News: San Fran to turn into Gotham for sf.wish.org .. Myles
1:31:45 criticalcare.comics.org
1:32:10 Upcoming Marvel TV shows, DareDevil, Jessica Jones, Iron Fist and The Defenders.
1:33:00 CW announces Hour Man.
1:34:20 Batman in Musselburgh.
1:35:40 Thor <3's Loki.
1:37:10 Ralph's Tusk audition. "Now that's the real noose on the moose, eh?" Billy Joel mentioned.
1:40:12 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes. Liam Neeson explained to the Swedes. Swede "How big is it?" New segment theme recorded.
Enhanced Audio Vision: Link.
Comments: "Recorded live at The Improv in Brea, CA on 11/9/2013."
Runtime: 1:51:21
Recorded Sat. 9th Nov, 2013
Released Mon, 11th Nov, 2013
Show notes by @HBOhelper
0:00 SModco ad for DAVE School.
0:54 Kyle Hebert intro.
1:30 Kevin struggles to remember the day, but remembers doing a Why, Bry? with Bryan Johnson of Tell 'Em Steve Dave! Kevin jealous because Ralph had podded with Adam Carolla in the past, at the Brea Improv.
2:50 Kevin gives a Tusk update, now week one of shooting has finished, and comments on Michael Parks and Justin Long.
3:35 Kev on the Man Of Steel Blu Ray promotion. "Fat Nerdist." Kevin's jersey stitched with the Superman crest. "E-fuckin' Bay."
8:00 News: "Kevin Smith ruined it again!" Vid. Zack Snyder shows Kevin Affleck in the bat-suit, with "a very *** *** influence."
16:00 "Kevin Smith also said that DareDevil was an awesome movie!"
16:19 What Strain Is Kevin On? **first appearance** Sam Boz (?) sends in a new theme. White Widow/All Zack Snyder.
18:19 Shout-outs: (Ralph to fly out for Tusk, tomorrow).
20:45 Ralph to audition for Tusk.
21:16 Serious Mash's Bane Vs. Adam West comp.
22:50 Juliet and Regina and "Suarez": "I kissed you at Comic-Con!" "I missed you at Comic-Con!" "Twins is the ultimate goal, sir!" Ralph talks about his cock. "All-girl Catholic High School." Ralph performs Drunk Chick Mk. III. Ed Wynn birthday celebrations. "Take the chain off ..." Ralph on leaving Catholic School.
27:45 Ralph the Lizard.
28:20 Heather Rose neglects to mention Josh in her anniversary email. Fork/Garbage disposal. Huell Hoswer.
29:40 Karen and Nestor Ralph loves Bates Motel and thinks of Nestor Carbonell when he hears the name "Nestor." The Germans and "more surprises." Invasion.
32:45 Ryan, Brian and Ricky at The Improv. Ralph takes a swipe at father-to-be, Ricky. Sly Stallone fatherly advice.
34:45 Livia, Nina and Luka Kuns are subject to a Suzanne Vega pun. Sweden takes a swipe. "Augustus Gloop." "You get nothing, sir!" Kevin asks the Swedes to review Jackass Bad Grandpa, to hear their accent. Kevin's sexy voice and Al Pacino. Chocolate gifted. "This chocolate tastes like Kuns!"
39:55 Nathan Gonzalez celebrates his 19th birthday. David Bowie Birthday wishes.
42:15 Email bag: Mike and Mel from Toronto, CA, ask for Lucius, The Stuttering Pimp to perform Mahna Mahna.
44:10 Christopher from Tuscan sends in the Swaggy Avengers t-shirt. Marvel -13pts
44:50 Chris Sanchez from Sydney Au. went to a wax museum in NYC. (Image unavailable).
45:45 Graham sends in Harrison Ford on the Empire Magazine podcast.
47:30 Candice Anton asks for Bane and Adam West to perform "I'm A Little Bit Country," by Donnie and Marie.
49:10 Tinseltown Stiffs: Nick Cardy. "Eight-teen's a teen, maaan!"
51:51 Tinseltown Stiff: Lee Crystal. Bad Reputation. Ralph reveals he is a former drummer.
53:40 SModCo ads: godaddy.com promo code: babble.
54:30 Hollywood Helpers: Ralph interacts with the crowd. Gary Sinise's Lt. Dan Band raised money for a wounded veteran. Kevin plugs Truman.
58:15 Shit That Should Not Be: Jake Zee sends in Major League. no high-five. (Video unavailable).
1:00:30 Exquisite Acting: Jeff Dominguez sends in Lex Luther of Superman Returns. "WROOONG!"
1:02:10 Kev-In: Anders Jacobson sends in Kevin The Pooh, Troy Bailey sends in Janet Jackson Rolling Stone cover, and on Nevermind, by Nirvana. (Images unavailable).
1:05:20 HBO Headlines: Justin Bieber terrorizes South America (Because he knows HBOHelper isn't there to defend it). Deets of Panamanian Prostitute #1.
1:08:45 Quote: "Whuuut?!"
1:09:30 Hooker #2. Swaaag. Tatiana Neves Barbosa. Ms. Bikini Wellness.
1:13:45 Wanted in Brazil for tagging a building with graffiti. Free Breezy. Water bottle.
1:17:17 Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchinson split up after UK visit. Dourtney custody battle.
1:18:00 Kim Kardashian's sister Kendal, turns 18. Porn companies with various offers.
1:20:00 Roots to get a remake. Ralph want to play Chicken George.
1:21:05 Hunger Games theme park in the works. Twilight theme park pondered.
1:22:45 Live action Jungle Book remake in the works. Kevin on Iron Man/John Favreau.
1:24:35 Movies That Will Suck: The Rock in Seal Team 666. Kevin defends.
1:26:30 Music That Will Suck: Duck Dynasty presents Duck The Halls.
1:28:00 Ark Music Factory's Alison Gold's ABCDEFG.
1:29:40 Geek News: San Fran to turn into Gotham for sf.wish.org .. Myles
1:31:45 criticalcare.comics.org
1:32:10 Upcoming Marvel TV shows, DareDevil, Jessica Jones, Iron Fist and The Defenders.
1:33:00 CW announces Hour Man.
1:34:20 Batman in Musselburgh.
1:35:40 Thor <3's Loki.
1:37:10 Ralph's Tusk audition. "Now that's the real noose on the moose, eh?" Billy Joel mentioned.
1:40:12 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes. Liam Neeson explained to the Swedes. Swede "How big is it?" New segment theme recorded.
Hollywood Babble-On 145: November 1, 2013
Episode: Link.
Enhanced Audio Vision: Link.
Comments: Recorded live at the Prince Music Hall in Philadelphia, PA on 11/1/2013."
Runtime: 1:39:27
Recorded Fri. 1st Nov, 2013
Released Mon, 4th Nov, 2013
Show notes by @HBOhelper
0:00 SModco ad for DAVE School.
0:40 Kyle Hebert intro.
Enhanced Audio Vision: Link.
Comments: Recorded live at the Prince Music Hall in Philadelphia, PA on 11/1/2013."
Runtime: 1:39:27
Recorded Fri. 1st Nov, 2013
Released Mon, 4th Nov, 2013
Show notes by @HBOhelper
0:00 SModco ad for DAVE School.
0:40 Kyle Hebert intro.
1:42 Tumultuous welcome for Ralph from the Philly crowd.
2:00 BREAKING NEWS: Ralph's wife and daughter at LAX at time of a shooter in Terminal 3.
3:52 Quote: "Ralphie ..."
4:30 What Strain Is Kevin On? Barry White and White Rhino. Kev bugged himself out from previous week's reaction to the Justin Bieber lookalike surgery.
6:45 First Appearance: Babble ReDo.
8:45 Tusk update. More Instagrammin'! Kev lives on the edge, and is saved by his fat. "Just like Winnie the Pooh ..." DJ Transpo reaches for his camera phone .. Signs takes a hit.
14:50 Quote: "My wife escaped a gunman today."
15:40 Kevin lived at The Phoenix Hotel in Philly, whilst filming Jersey Girl. Kevin admired the Prince Music Hall from a distance.
17:18 Shout-outs: Danny and Laura celebrate their anniversary with Doug. Ralph's circa 1984 hardcore North-Eastern Philly accent.
19:30 Dominic celebrates his anniversary.
20:20 Joe, Cathy and John Morton celebrate Cathy's birthday.Nazi-chat. The Germans recall Die Vaterland.
22:19 Andy, Bill, Drew, Mike et al. have a boys night out.
23:14 Babble Story Time. Sly Stallone reads Brown Bear, Brown Bear, What Do You See?
25:29 Adam Kimmelman wrote 3 book on the history of The Flyers.
26:10 Ralph's Green Lantern Oath: Lucius, The Stuttering Pimp.
27:40 Puppetmasters Dan and Nate in attendance with their S.O.'s demand Kevin's Sexy voice and Bill Cosby.
30:07 Dangling Chad tries to bogart Chad, Kevin and Shelby's shout-out. File rebuffed. David Bowie Wedding song.
33:05 Email bag: Chad Blakely created a new Star Wars Trading Card.
34:30 Sam Berger asks for Sean Connery baby advice.
36:30 Troy asks for Bane and Adam West to sing Don't Go Breaking My Spine. "Do an album!"
38:53 SModCo ads. http://www.godaddy.com
39:45 Tinseltown Stiffs: Lou Reed. Kev jerked it to tranny porn.
42:30 Tinseltown Stiff: Marcia Wallace. (Video unavailable).
44:15 Tinseltown Stiff: Graham Stark. (Video unavailable).
46:00 Hollywood Helpers: Kevin Hart donates $250k to public school computers.
48:15 Shit That Should Not Be: Marta from Guatamala sends in Les Miserables crawling ghost. Video.
50:45 Exquisite Acting: Tim from Richmond, Virginia sends in The Pope of Greenwich Village. Kevin requests a repeat viewing.
52:34 Kev-In: (Comic Book Movies) Thor: The Dark World. The Thing. Avengers 2. Kevin seems unimpressed with the Kev-In segment. (Images unavailable).
55:07 HBO Headlines: Lou Bega confused with Lou Reed and sent condolences. "I'm not dead, my career is ..."
56:45 Cardinal Rabisi tweets lyrics to Perfect Day. Ralph's Italian impression.
57:49 Chris Brown photobombed and broke a dudes nose. Possible time on the horizon.
59:30 Miley Cyrus: Complainin' to Cosmopolitan: Underdog. Halloween pumpkins and costume.
1:01:46 Hugh Hefner's Halloween party. (Images unavailable). Lovitz trying to get a youtube channel. Mic is malfunctioning at this point. Ironic, much?
1:06:00 Jonas Brothers split. HBOhelper ecstatic. Ralph plays Jonas Brothers music. HBOhelper depressed. "Jewish accountants/Mexican gardener."
1:08:30 Farrah Abraham grilled for waxing her 4 year-old eyebrows. (Clip unavailable). "She was sleeping ..."
1:11:10 Lara Flynn-Boyle succumbs to face-augmentation. "Why so serious?!"
1:12:45 Kevin on losing weight.
1:14:20 Kim Kardashian wants to pose for PlayBoy to mock those who said she was fat.
1:15:25 Kanye West went into K-ROQ, and Ralph berates himself for not laying into him. "Kim Kardashian should have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame." Bwahahaha!
1:17:00 Bieber theme sang by the crowd. "Die?!" Bieber in Guatamala building schools, shirtless. "Swaaaag!"
1:19:20 Emile Hirsch cast as lead in Jim Belushi lead. (Image unavailable). "Bat-lushi!" "He's a cryer!"
1:21:00 Movies That Will Suck: Tusk gets a jab. Pet Semetary remake. Knight Rider/Christine spawn. Sleep Away Camp remake. (Image unavailable). Shoes.
1:24:30 Geek News: Captain James Kirk to take command the USS Zumwalt.
1:25:55 Superman theme by Ohio State.
1:27:45 Man Of Steel with Kevin Smith, Zack Snyder et al. on Saturday, with possible announcements.
1:28:55 Star Wars blooper reel. Raw footage.
1:31:30 Liam Neeson's cock jokes.
Hollywood Babble-On 144: October 25 , 2013
Episode: Link.
Enhanced Audio Vision: Link.
Comments: "Recorded live at the Improv in Hollywood, CA on 10/25/2013."
Runtime: 1:43:57
Recorded Fri. 25th Oct, 2013
Released Sun, 27th Oct, 2013
Show notes by @Forgeticus
0:00 SModco ad for DAVE School.
0:40 Kyle Hebert intro.
1:40 Kev just flew in from NC from pre-production on Tusk.
2:40 Kevin has a long story about James Laxton's (cinematographer on Tusk) mother Aggie Guerard Rodgers, costume designer.
3:58 Kev diverts with another story about not making a catch in little league because he was talking about Star Wars.
4:45 Back to Aggie Rodgers. She worked on Return of the Jedi and designed slave Leia costume.
8:15 The Walrus costume is still fucked up (looking). The makeup person on Tusk worked on Evil Dead 2.
9:00 Kevin might be dying and Tusk is his Make-A-Wish. "You gotta a lotta years left in you." "You think so?" "Nope."
10:00 What strain is Kevin on? Obi-Won.
10:52: Shout-outs: The gay ghost is here. Can Sylvester Stallone convince Melissa to give Rob anal? "Cut me, Mick! It doesn't fit, Mick!"
13:33 Gareth Brooks. "I'm alooone!" Small world guy trapped in a drive-thru talking to McDonald's fry girl.
15:36 Ralph and Kev discuss seating in Hell.
16:10 Matt and Bo request LA info from The Germans.
17:58 Ryan and friends. Get the fuck out, Ryan, for not having a drink. Dudley Moore advice. "Kids, this is a guy who was in a movie 38 years ago".
21:18 Shandra and Mike. Al Pacino gives some suggestions?
24:25 Email bag: Idan from Israel. Could David Bowie sing a song describing what Kevin's doing during the song?
28:25 Kevin's brother Don and his husband Jerry are here, and it's Jerry's birthday.
31:02 **First Appearance** Kevin's Phillip Seymour Hoffman impression.
33:07 Erik Fluger drew Liam Neeson's cock sticking its tongue out at Miley Cyrus.
34:30 Benjamin Rose dresses up his dog as Miley wrecking ball.
36:02 Brady Clark wants Bane and Adam West to sing Summer Nights from Grease.
38:20 Kevin loves the show tunes but Don is the gay one. Kevin details to the audience sucking his own dick.
40:05 Kevin came in his own mouth and didn't know what to say afterwards.
41:20 Tinseltown Stiffs: stuntman and director Hal Needham.
46:28 Tinseltown Stiff: actor singer Noel Harrison.
48:35 Tinseltown Stiff: character actor Ed Lauter. "Creeew!
51:00 Tinseltown Stiff: producer, founder of Filmation animation studio Lou Scheimer.
55:17 Hollywood Helper: James Franco (not our James Franco) helps teen spite boyfriend.
57:55 Shit That Should Not Be: American Psyco can't spell-check business cards.
1:00:39 Exquisite Acting: Christopher Reeve FEELS SOMETHING.
1:03:35 Kev-In: was Quasimodo in Hunchback of Notre Dame. "She gave me weed".
1:05:36 Kev-In: twin sister in The Shining.
1:06:00 Kev-In: A ghost in Ghostbusters.
1:07:05 HBO Headlines: Kayne proposed to Kim Kardashian in a small intimate ceremony.
1:10:21 Bruce Jenner might wear women's panties.
1:11:25 White Jesus at Kayne's concert.
1:13:40 Paul and Linda Hogan, Crocodile Dundee, to divorce.
1:14:14 TV Shows That Will Suck: Charmed to return. Will Ralph reprise his role?
1:15:33 NBC to reboot Murder She Wrote with black Jessica Fletcher.
1:17:20 Tom Hardy to play Elton John in biopic Rocket Man. Bane: "Hold me closer, tiny dancer".
1:18:34 Lindsay Lohan photographed reaching for wine bottle.
1:20:05 Top earning dead celebrities. Angry Ralph has a problem with Peanuts. "Try to kick the football. Aaugh -Fuck you, 37 million dollars!"
1:22:45 33 year old man spends $100,000 on plastic surgery to look like Justin Bieber. Before, After.
1:24:39 Beetlejuice 2 in the works. Tim Burton, Michael Keaton sign on. Kevin once turned down that script.
1:26:33 Movies That Will Suck: 20th Century Fox buys movie rights to 3 websites: The Knot, The Bump & The Nest.
1:26:35 Britney Spears can't sing. Video of isolated vocal track.
1:30:20 The people who brought you "Friday" bring you Alison Gold's song "Chinese Food".
1:31:40 Debuted at #29 in hot 100 songs. Kevin: "Good for her." Ralph: "NOT good for her!!"
1:34:02 Geek News: Ralph isn't done with Chinese Food yet.
1:35:08 Michael Arndt fired as writer for Star Wars 7.
1:36:33 Maine Police captured Joker for DUI. He struck Stephen King.
1:38:30 Liam Neeson's cock jokes.
Enhanced Audio Vision: Link.
Comments: "Recorded live at the Improv in Hollywood, CA on 10/25/2013."
Runtime: 1:43:57
Recorded Fri. 25th Oct, 2013
Released Sun, 27th Oct, 2013
Show notes by @Forgeticus
0:00 SModco ad for DAVE School.
0:40 Kyle Hebert intro.
1:40 Kev just flew in from NC from pre-production on Tusk.
2:40 Kevin has a long story about James Laxton's (cinematographer on Tusk) mother Aggie Guerard Rodgers, costume designer.
3:58 Kev diverts with another story about not making a catch in little league because he was talking about Star Wars.
4:45 Back to Aggie Rodgers. She worked on Return of the Jedi and designed slave Leia costume.
8:15 The Walrus costume is still fucked up (looking). The makeup person on Tusk worked on Evil Dead 2.
9:00 Kevin might be dying and Tusk is his Make-A-Wish. "You gotta a lotta years left in you." "You think so?" "Nope."
10:00 What strain is Kevin on? Obi-Won.
10:52: Shout-outs: The gay ghost is here. Can Sylvester Stallone convince Melissa to give Rob anal? "Cut me, Mick! It doesn't fit, Mick!"
13:33 Gareth Brooks. "I'm alooone!" Small world guy trapped in a drive-thru talking to McDonald's fry girl.
15:36 Ralph and Kev discuss seating in Hell.
16:10 Matt and Bo request LA info from The Germans.
17:58 Ryan and friends. Get the fuck out, Ryan, for not having a drink. Dudley Moore advice. "Kids, this is a guy who was in a movie 38 years ago".
21:18 Shandra and Mike. Al Pacino gives some suggestions?
24:25 Email bag: Idan from Israel. Could David Bowie sing a song describing what Kevin's doing during the song?
28:25 Kevin's brother Don and his husband Jerry are here, and it's Jerry's birthday.
31:02 **First Appearance** Kevin's Phillip Seymour Hoffman impression.
33:07 Erik Fluger drew Liam Neeson's cock sticking its tongue out at Miley Cyrus.
34:30 Benjamin Rose dresses up his dog as Miley wrecking ball.
36:02 Brady Clark wants Bane and Adam West to sing Summer Nights from Grease.
38:20 Kevin loves the show tunes but Don is the gay one. Kevin details to the audience sucking his own dick.
40:05 Kevin came in his own mouth and didn't know what to say afterwards.
41:20 Tinseltown Stiffs: stuntman and director Hal Needham.
46:28 Tinseltown Stiff: actor singer Noel Harrison.
48:35 Tinseltown Stiff: character actor Ed Lauter. "Creeew!
51:00 Tinseltown Stiff: producer, founder of Filmation animation studio Lou Scheimer.
55:17 Hollywood Helper: James Franco (not our James Franco) helps teen spite boyfriend.
57:55 Shit That Should Not Be: American Psyco can't spell-check business cards.
1:00:39 Exquisite Acting: Christopher Reeve FEELS SOMETHING.
1:03:35 Kev-In: was Quasimodo in Hunchback of Notre Dame. "She gave me weed".
1:05:36 Kev-In: twin sister in The Shining.
1:06:00 Kev-In: A ghost in Ghostbusters.
1:07:05 HBO Headlines: Kayne proposed to Kim Kardashian in a small intimate ceremony.
1:10:21 Bruce Jenner might wear women's panties.
1:11:25 White Jesus at Kayne's concert.
1:13:40 Paul and Linda Hogan, Crocodile Dundee, to divorce.
1:14:14 TV Shows That Will Suck: Charmed to return. Will Ralph reprise his role?
1:15:33 NBC to reboot Murder She Wrote with black Jessica Fletcher.
1:17:20 Tom Hardy to play Elton John in biopic Rocket Man. Bane: "Hold me closer, tiny dancer".
1:18:34 Lindsay Lohan photographed reaching for wine bottle.
1:20:05 Top earning dead celebrities. Angry Ralph has a problem with Peanuts. "Try to kick the football. Aaugh -Fuck you, 37 million dollars!"
1:22:45 33 year old man spends $100,000 on plastic surgery to look like Justin Bieber. Before, After.
1:24:39 Beetlejuice 2 in the works. Tim Burton, Michael Keaton sign on. Kevin once turned down that script.
1:26:33 Movies That Will Suck: 20th Century Fox buys movie rights to 3 websites: The Knot, The Bump & The Nest.
1:26:35 Britney Spears can't sing. Video of isolated vocal track.
1:30:20 The people who brought you "Friday" bring you Alison Gold's song "Chinese Food".
1:31:40 Debuted at #29 in hot 100 songs. Kevin: "Good for her." Ralph: "NOT good for her!!"
1:34:02 Geek News: Ralph isn't done with Chinese Food yet.
1:35:08 Michael Arndt fired as writer for Star Wars 7.
1:36:33 Maine Police captured Joker for DUI. He struck Stephen King.
1:38:30 Liam Neeson's cock jokes.
Hollywood Babble-On 143: October 12 , 2013
Episode: Link.
Enhanced Audio Vision:
Comments: "Recorded live at the Improv in Hollywood, CA on 10/12/2013."
Runtime: 1:24:24
Recorded Sat. 12th Oct, 2013
Released Sun, 13th Oct, 2013
Show notes by @Forgeticus
0:00 SModco ad for DAVE School.
0:42 Kyle Hebert intro.
1:52 Kev talks about how fucked up the walrus costume for Tusk is.
3:12 Jon Lovitz and the Lovitz are discussed with DJ James.
3:40 Shoutouts: Drunk chick interrupts. " Did you send an email in, lady? Then fuck off. 'No, I didn't send one in...'"
5:33 Ralph withdraws his fuck you and wishes drunk chick happy birthday.
5:50 Amy and Enzo. Amy is a huge drunk, Enzo is the one with the huge boner.
7:09 "What the fuck is going on, man?"
7:30 Kelsey and Rob. Could Huell Howser tell Rob how amazing he is.
7:55 Canadian race war ensues.
9:57 Mike and Shopa. Could Kevin welcome Shopa in his creepy sexy voice.
13:35 Jillian and John on their honeymoon. John's been "tapping the maple tree". Thanks Michelle for introducing them to the pod.
15:47 John and Jovay want a honeymoon shoutout from The Germans.
17:00 Email Bag: Shawn Lopez sends in David Bowie car wash coupon. What would that sound like?
19:22 Chris Barry sends in Kid Bear and the Puppet Master comic book cover.
20:25 Jose Vasquez sends in Kid Bear and the Puppet Master photo.
21:02 Michael sends in the only curses version of HBO.
22:50 Jason compares Miley Cyrus to a giraffe. Miley's licked off her makeup.
23:57 Alessandro wants Charlton Heston to sing Mahna Mahna. "Mahna, Mahna... Ahhhhh!"
24:45 Tinseltown Stiffs: The Pogues guitarist Phillip Chevron.
26:48 Shit That Should Not Be: Jim Carrey visible on camera before his cue in Batman Forever.
29:00 Kevin just rewatched Batman Returns for Fatman on Batman "...and holy fucking shit".
30:20 Tommy Lee Jones was awful as Two-Face. Squeals like a girl in Batman Returns.
32:11 Kev-In: Kev was there the night we got Bin Laden.
33:22 Kev-In: Kev was there when Lee surrendered to Grant.
33:50 Kev-In: Was the model for Michaleagelo's statue The David.
34:17 HBO Headlines: Charlie Hunnan pulls out of 50 Shades of Gray.
36:20 Kardashian news. Bruce and Kris Jenner to divorce.
38:58 Kayne West was a douchebag on Jimmy Kimmel. "If he was pushing a shopping cart, you would think he was fucking insane. You'd think he was a mentally ill homeless person".
42:50 Justin Bieber cheap shot punched a guy in a nightclub and ran away like a bitch.
45:47 Miley Cyrus gets a tongue lashing from The Stroke Association. Gets offer to direct porno.
50:55 Courtney Stodden gets wax-candy-looking lip injections.
52:30 Lindsay Lohan solicits investors to help her open her own rehab.
54:25 Tom hanks has type 2 diabetes.
56:20 Jaden Smith tweets retarded stuff on twitter. "How old is this kid? 16. You can let him go for that". "Trees are never sad! Is he a 16 year old special needs kid?".
58:43 Farrah Abraham has questionable parenting skills.
59:51 Norwegian TV blows. 5 hours dedicated to live knitting. "Maybe you fuckers didn't hear me. For FIVE hours, on television, they're gonna show knitting."
1:01:25 Speaking of TV, Comic Book Men is back Sundays at midnight on AMC.
1:01:50 Remington Steele is coming back without Pierce Brosnan.
1:02:25 Ralph's Pierce Brosnan impression.
1:02:56 Bad TV news: New Fox reality program Slide Show.
1:03:30 New Syfy show Jim Henson's Creature Shop Challenge. Woman afraid of muppets.
1:05:24 R. Kelly has a new song; His girlfriend's vagina looks just like an Oreo.
1:06:55 Paris Hilton's song "Good Time" still exists. Ralph's Paris Hilton impression. Radio interview.
1:09:26 Britney Spears also had a weird radio interview in San Francisco; Thinks gays are thrilling, adorable, and hilarious.
1:11:21 Mormon boy band video promoting modest dress for young girls.
1:14:00 Geek News: Captain Manchester tweeted Ralph/Kevin. Was a creation of a an advertising agency. "Pick up some more litter, ya fuck."
1:15:34 Fantastic Four reboot casting news/rumors.
1:18:04 Harrison Ford interested in making another Blade Runner movie. What would that sound like?
1:18:37 Harrison Ford talks cagey about appearing in next Star Wars movie.
1:20:20 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes. LNC vs riot police.
Enhanced Audio Vision:
Comments: "Recorded live at the Improv in Hollywood, CA on 10/12/2013."
Runtime: 1:24:24
Recorded Sat. 12th Oct, 2013
Released Sun, 13th Oct, 2013
Show notes by @Forgeticus
0:00 SModco ad for DAVE School.
0:42 Kyle Hebert intro.
1:52 Kev talks about how fucked up the walrus costume for Tusk is.
3:12 Jon Lovitz and the Lovitz are discussed with DJ James.
3:40 Shoutouts: Drunk chick interrupts. " Did you send an email in, lady? Then fuck off. 'No, I didn't send one in...'"
5:33 Ralph withdraws his fuck you and wishes drunk chick happy birthday.
5:50 Amy and Enzo. Amy is a huge drunk, Enzo is the one with the huge boner.
7:09 "What the fuck is going on, man?"
7:30 Kelsey and Rob. Could Huell Howser tell Rob how amazing he is.
7:55 Canadian race war ensues.
9:57 Mike and Shopa. Could Kevin welcome Shopa in his creepy sexy voice.
13:35 Jillian and John on their honeymoon. John's been "tapping the maple tree". Thanks Michelle for introducing them to the pod.
15:47 John and Jovay want a honeymoon shoutout from The Germans.
17:00 Email Bag: Shawn Lopez sends in David Bowie car wash coupon. What would that sound like?
19:22 Chris Barry sends in Kid Bear and the Puppet Master comic book cover.
20:25 Jose Vasquez sends in Kid Bear and the Puppet Master photo.
21:02 Michael sends in the only curses version of HBO.
22:50 Jason compares Miley Cyrus to a giraffe. Miley's licked off her makeup.
23:57 Alessandro wants Charlton Heston to sing Mahna Mahna. "Mahna, Mahna... Ahhhhh!"
24:45 Tinseltown Stiffs: The Pogues guitarist Phillip Chevron.
26:48 Shit That Should Not Be: Jim Carrey visible on camera before his cue in Batman Forever.
29:00 Kevin just rewatched Batman Returns for Fatman on Batman "...and holy fucking shit".
30:20 Tommy Lee Jones was awful as Two-Face. Squeals like a girl in Batman Returns.
32:11 Kev-In: Kev was there the night we got Bin Laden.
33:22 Kev-In: Kev was there when Lee surrendered to Grant.
33:50 Kev-In: Was the model for Michaleagelo's statue The David.
34:17 HBO Headlines: Charlie Hunnan pulls out of 50 Shades of Gray.
36:20 Kardashian news. Bruce and Kris Jenner to divorce.
38:58 Kayne West was a douchebag on Jimmy Kimmel. "If he was pushing a shopping cart, you would think he was fucking insane. You'd think he was a mentally ill homeless person".
42:50 Justin Bieber cheap shot punched a guy in a nightclub and ran away like a bitch.
45:47 Miley Cyrus gets a tongue lashing from The Stroke Association. Gets offer to direct porno.
50:55 Courtney Stodden gets wax-candy-looking lip injections.
52:30 Lindsay Lohan solicits investors to help her open her own rehab.
54:25 Tom hanks has type 2 diabetes.
56:20 Jaden Smith tweets retarded stuff on twitter. "How old is this kid? 16. You can let him go for that". "Trees are never sad! Is he a 16 year old special needs kid?".
58:43 Farrah Abraham has questionable parenting skills.
59:51 Norwegian TV blows. 5 hours dedicated to live knitting. "Maybe you fuckers didn't hear me. For FIVE hours, on television, they're gonna show knitting."
1:01:25 Speaking of TV, Comic Book Men is back Sundays at midnight on AMC.
1:01:50 Remington Steele is coming back without Pierce Brosnan.
1:02:25 Ralph's Pierce Brosnan impression.
1:02:56 Bad TV news: New Fox reality program Slide Show.
1:03:30 New Syfy show Jim Henson's Creature Shop Challenge. Woman afraid of muppets.
1:05:24 R. Kelly has a new song; His girlfriend's vagina looks just like an Oreo.
1:06:55 Paris Hilton's song "Good Time" still exists. Ralph's Paris Hilton impression. Radio interview.
1:09:26 Britney Spears also had a weird radio interview in San Francisco; Thinks gays are thrilling, adorable, and hilarious.
1:11:21 Mormon boy band video promoting modest dress for young girls.
1:14:00 Geek News: Captain Manchester tweeted Ralph/Kevin. Was a creation of a an advertising agency. "Pick up some more litter, ya fuck."
1:15:34 Fantastic Four reboot casting news/rumors.
1:18:04 Harrison Ford interested in making another Blade Runner movie. What would that sound like?
1:18:37 Harrison Ford talks cagey about appearing in next Star Wars movie.
1:20:20 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes. LNC vs riot police.
Hollywood Babble-On 142: October 4 , 2013
Episode: Link.
Enhanced Audio Vision: Link.
Comments: "Recorded live at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on 10/4/2013."
Runtime: 1:47:12
Recorded Fri. 4th Oct. 2013
Released Sun. 6th Oct. 2013
Show notes by @Forgeticus
0:00 SModco ad for DAVE School.
1:00 Kyle Hebert intro.
1:45 Babble-On named Best Live Conversation Podcast of 2013 by LA Weekly. "Kevin is the lovable mischievous kid-bear" "Kid Bear! -He's your gay buddy."
3:45 Kevin sings Master of Puppets.
4:55 Shout-outs: Ron, McNab and Rebecca. Can Adam West and Bane do Ralph's ABC Afterschool Special: Class Act, A Teachers Story.
8:15 Derek and his hetero-life-mate Alex. Alex wants to turn Derek into his homosexual life mate.
9:50 Kevin gets hard thinking about them. "Let's pretend we're them.." "No! Let's not."
13:46 Alex Ohata, teacher, brought in coworkers and boss who've never heard the show. Can Kevin welcome them with his sexy voice. "Put your feet up... on my shoulders".
15:27 Ashley, Heather, and Page. Ralph's Dudley Moore impression. Heather lost her virginity to Clerks and on a separate occasion had two dicks in her.
18:10 "There's fucking hot gay action on the left." "This girl's getting airtight over here".
18:25 Could Dr. Frankfurter, Tim Curry, wish Heather Happy Birthday.
19:37 Val Garcia and friends studied abroad Prague. "Was there any hot lesbian action in Prague? There was? This is the greatest night ever!" Bowie welcomes to LA.
22:14 Email Bag: Josh from Halifax, Nova Scotia wants Sylvester Stallone to sing Sweet Transvestite.
23:35 Colton Lee Thompson sends in photo of Miley Cyrus full arm tattoo naked, tongue out riding wrecking ball.
24:45 Kieran Maguire and Bill Verstegen send in photo of Jennifer Lopez looks like Gossimer from the Loony Toons. Miley Cyrus looks like Bill the Cat.
25:48 Ryan Spillman wants Bill Cosby to sing Mahna Mahna. Kevin really enjoys how Ralph looks like a turtle.
27:45 Tinseltown Stiffs: Tom Clancy. Kevin once spoke with him on the phone. Tom Clancy LOVED Dogma.
30:25 Kevin told him his Tom Clancy story.
32:55 **First Appearance** Ralph's Ben Affleck impression.
33:10 Shit That Should Not Be: Ciercy Harding sends in John Carpenter's Vampires.
35:24 Exquisite Acting: Keanu Reeves awful English accent.
37:52 Kev-In: Kevin's a topless Miley Cyrus.
39:30 Kev-In: The Creation (The moment HBO started).
40:00 Update: There will be a Halloween show this year after all.
40:50 Kev-In: Gilligan and Skipper.
42:16 HBO Headlines: Miley Cyrus was a total cunt to Sinéad O'Connor. Tweets.
48:10 Turns out Sinéad O'Connor was right to tear up that photo of the Pope on SNL. "Fight the real enemy".
49:06 Miley softcore porn shoot. 1 2 3
52:32 Breaking Bad finale. Walter White latex mask sold for $41,000.
55:15 Zac Efron vacations after rehab in Peru, world capital of cocaine production.
58:10 Mia Farrow's son Ronan is possibly Frank Sinatra's, not Woody Allen's. Photo.
1:00:35 Ralph's Columbo impression, discovering Ronan's true father.
1:04:40 Justin Bieber had 2 charges against him dropped.
1:07:34 Bieber carried along the Great Wall of China.
1:08:50 Band films porn of the lawn of Westboro Baptist Church.
1:10:00 Farrah Abraham only got $10,000 for that anal porn video, not the $1 million she claimed.
1:12:00 Farrah has chin implant removed this week.
1:13:06 Kardashians in the news: Chris Jenner hits on her daughter's men. Partied with Joe Francis while husband was undergoing skin cancer surgery.
1:14:36 Husband kills wife, commits suicide after wife refused to try out for Family Feud with him.
1:15:30 Casey Kasem's wife Jean won't let his kids visit him, afraid he might change the will. He's 81 and suffering from Parkinson's. The kids picketed outside their own house.
1:17:10 Ralph's Casey Kasem impression: Long distance dedication from Casey's kids to him.
1:17:30 Ralph tells awful Parkinson's Joke: "How ya feeling, Dad? A little shaky?"
1:18:09 Adele to star in a movie as Dusty Springfield.
1:20:55 Paris Hilton releases teaser for new single with Lil Wayne.
1:22:10 **First Appearance** Ralph's Paris Hilton baby sounding voice.
1:23:10 Angry Ralph's back.
1:24:06 Geek News: Doctor Who returns Nov. 23 for 50th anniversary. Regeneration clip.
1:26:41 Samuel L. Jackson accidentally confirmed Elizabeth Olsen is the Scarlet Witch.
1:28:28 7 year old boy had awesome Make a Wish as Robin.
1:31:48 Real superhero in Manchester, England (England). His name is Captain Manchester "Manchester England, Englaaand. Across the Atlantic Sea".
1:34:44 J.J. Abrams apologised for all the lens flares in Star Trek Into Darkness.
1:35:38 Shatner releasing 5th album Ponder the Mystery, this time all original music. "Set phasers for sucks."
1:38:00 Star Trek pet uniforms. "I hope that fucking dog gets hit by a Klingon milk truck".
1:40:30 "Don't put clothes on dogs. I got one rule in life: I'll do anything else but I will not put clothes on dogs".
1:42:03 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
Enhanced Audio Vision: Link.
Comments: "Recorded live at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on 10/4/2013."
Runtime: 1:47:12
Recorded Fri. 4th Oct. 2013
Released Sun. 6th Oct. 2013
Show notes by @Forgeticus
0:00 SModco ad for DAVE School.
1:00 Kyle Hebert intro.
1:45 Babble-On named Best Live Conversation Podcast of 2013 by LA Weekly. "Kevin is the lovable mischievous kid-bear" "Kid Bear! -He's your gay buddy."
3:45 Kevin sings Master of Puppets.
4:55 Shout-outs: Ron, McNab and Rebecca. Can Adam West and Bane do Ralph's ABC Afterschool Special: Class Act, A Teachers Story.
8:15 Derek and his hetero-life-mate Alex. Alex wants to turn Derek into his homosexual life mate.
9:50 Kevin gets hard thinking about them. "Let's pretend we're them.." "No! Let's not."
13:46 Alex Ohata, teacher, brought in coworkers and boss who've never heard the show. Can Kevin welcome them with his sexy voice. "Put your feet up... on my shoulders".
15:27 Ashley, Heather, and Page. Ralph's Dudley Moore impression. Heather lost her virginity to Clerks and on a separate occasion had two dicks in her.
18:10 "There's fucking hot gay action on the left." "This girl's getting airtight over here".
18:25 Could Dr. Frankfurter, Tim Curry, wish Heather Happy Birthday.
19:37 Val Garcia and friends studied abroad Prague. "Was there any hot lesbian action in Prague? There was? This is the greatest night ever!" Bowie welcomes to LA.
22:14 Email Bag: Josh from Halifax, Nova Scotia wants Sylvester Stallone to sing Sweet Transvestite.
23:35 Colton Lee Thompson sends in photo of Miley Cyrus full arm tattoo naked, tongue out riding wrecking ball.
24:45 Kieran Maguire and Bill Verstegen send in photo of Jennifer Lopez looks like Gossimer from the Loony Toons. Miley Cyrus looks like Bill the Cat.
25:48 Ryan Spillman wants Bill Cosby to sing Mahna Mahna. Kevin really enjoys how Ralph looks like a turtle.
27:45 Tinseltown Stiffs: Tom Clancy. Kevin once spoke with him on the phone. Tom Clancy LOVED Dogma.
30:25 Kevin told him his Tom Clancy story.
32:55 **First Appearance** Ralph's Ben Affleck impression.
33:10 Shit That Should Not Be: Ciercy Harding sends in John Carpenter's Vampires.
35:24 Exquisite Acting: Keanu Reeves awful English accent.
37:52 Kev-In: Kevin's a topless Miley Cyrus.
39:30 Kev-In: The Creation (The moment HBO started).
40:00 Update: There will be a Halloween show this year after all.
40:50 Kev-In: Gilligan and Skipper.
42:16 HBO Headlines: Miley Cyrus was a total cunt to Sinéad O'Connor. Tweets.
48:10 Turns out Sinéad O'Connor was right to tear up that photo of the Pope on SNL. "Fight the real enemy".
49:06 Miley softcore porn shoot. 1 2 3
52:32 Breaking Bad finale. Walter White latex mask sold for $41,000.
55:15 Zac Efron vacations after rehab in Peru, world capital of cocaine production.
58:10 Mia Farrow's son Ronan is possibly Frank Sinatra's, not Woody Allen's. Photo.
1:00:35 Ralph's Columbo impression, discovering Ronan's true father.
1:04:40 Justin Bieber had 2 charges against him dropped.
1:07:34 Bieber carried along the Great Wall of China.
1:08:50 Band films porn of the lawn of Westboro Baptist Church.
1:10:00 Farrah Abraham only got $10,000 for that anal porn video, not the $1 million she claimed.
1:12:00 Farrah has chin implant removed this week.
1:13:06 Kardashians in the news: Chris Jenner hits on her daughter's men. Partied with Joe Francis while husband was undergoing skin cancer surgery.
1:14:36 Husband kills wife, commits suicide after wife refused to try out for Family Feud with him.
1:15:30 Casey Kasem's wife Jean won't let his kids visit him, afraid he might change the will. He's 81 and suffering from Parkinson's. The kids picketed outside their own house.
1:17:10 Ralph's Casey Kasem impression: Long distance dedication from Casey's kids to him.
1:17:30 Ralph tells awful Parkinson's Joke: "How ya feeling, Dad? A little shaky?"
1:18:09 Adele to star in a movie as Dusty Springfield.
1:20:55 Paris Hilton releases teaser for new single with Lil Wayne.
1:22:10 **First Appearance** Ralph's Paris Hilton baby sounding voice.
1:23:10 Angry Ralph's back.
1:24:06 Geek News: Doctor Who returns Nov. 23 for 50th anniversary. Regeneration clip.
1:26:41 Samuel L. Jackson accidentally confirmed Elizabeth Olsen is the Scarlet Witch.
1:28:28 7 year old boy had awesome Make a Wish as Robin.
1:31:48 Real superhero in Manchester, England (England). His name is Captain Manchester "Manchester England, Englaaand. Across the Atlantic Sea".
1:34:44 J.J. Abrams apologised for all the lens flares in Star Trek Into Darkness.
1:35:38 Shatner releasing 5th album Ponder the Mystery, this time all original music. "Set phasers for sucks."
1:38:00 Star Trek pet uniforms. "I hope that fucking dog gets hit by a Klingon milk truck".
1:40:30 "Don't put clothes on dogs. I got one rule in life: I'll do anything else but I will not put clothes on dogs".
1:42:03 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
Hollywood Babble-On 141: September 27, 2013
Episode: Link.
Enhanced Audio Vision: Link
Comments: "Recorded live at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on 9/27/2013."
Runtime: 1:37:06
Recorded Fri. 27th Sept, 2013
Released Sun. 29th Sept, 2013
Show notes by @Forgeticus
0:00 SModco ad for DAVE School.
0:45 Kyle Hebert intro.
1:50 Ralph is proud of himself, was an answer on this week's Jeopardy.
3:28 Ralph: "You ever been on Jeopardy?" Kev: "3 times." Ralph: "Fuck you".
4:10 What does Ralph's wife call him when they fuck? She doesn't say his name.
6:30 Kevin got a bunch of super hero dildos in the mail, but his 14 year old daughter Harley opened the box.
9:00 "Filthy vibrators". Turns out Jen told her to open it.
11:20 "What's in the box?!" Kevin confuses Shawshank Redemption with Se7en. "Brad Pitt, fucking Morgan Freeman just vibrating each other".
12:20 Shout-outs: Paul Stalbaum. Can Christopher Walken warn Adrian not to make fun of Paul being in the Navy, or he could end up like Natalie Wood.
15:18 Jason Badower. Please wish Mitch Happy Birthday and congrats on his wife's pregnancy.
17:50 Jason sent in some HBO artwork.
18:55 Arnie and Liz. Can Kev use his creepy sexy voice to talk Liz into doing anal.
20:22 Robert and Ashley. Help Robert get laid by having Huell Howzer give a shoutout to Ashley.
21:50 **First Appearance** Ralph's Columbo impression.
22:30 Greg from Boston. Can David Bowie give a G rated anniversary shoutout. "I don't even wanna see her naked. It's the 2nd anniversary, we shake hands".
25:20 Email bag: Ryan read Ralph can do a Truman Capote impression.
27:45 Babble Story Time: Truman Capote reads Fun with Dick and Jane.
28:25 Brock from Australia wants to know if Kevin's German is male or female. What do the Germans think of David Hasselhoff?
29:38 David Foley wishes Al Pacino could recite some of Eddie Murphy's 'Boogie in your Butt".
30:53 Jamie Sterm found this bootleg DVD of Red State in Kandahar, Afghanistan. Ralph takes top billing.
32:25 Steve Ward wants Adam West and Bane to sing Sunny and Cher's "I Got You Babe".
34:14 SModco ad for Hulu Plus.
37:00 Tinseltown Stiffs: Patsy Swayze, choreographer and mother of Patrick Swayze.
39:18 "When Patrick was a baby, she did indeed put him in the corner."* DJ James epic rimshot* "Thank you so much. Glad to have you back, James".
39:30 Tinseltown Stiff: Lyn Peters 60's actress.
41:40 Lyn Peters Batman scene where Robin was gonna get laid/get killed. "Put it in me shepard's pie, Robin"
43:18 Hollywood Helper: Aaron Paul, Breaking Bad, rented out Boise theater and donated to charity.
45:20 Kevin tells a story about living in Ben Affleck's old house where he confronts a star tours bus to correct some facts. "Eww, he works for them!"
47:25 Jennifer, Kev's wife, egged a star tours bus during dinner one night.
48:20 Hollywood Helper: Robert Downey Jr.gives 5 year old a solid gold and diamond Iron Man helmet.
50:08 Shit That Should Not Be: Michael Bienn in Navy Seals bad camera driving
52:45 Exquisite Acting: Ryan Gosling angry at prostitute. Take It Off!
55:10 Kev-In: Bieber tattoo. Kevin looks sexy in Wrecking Ball.
57:10 Kev-In daily double. Kev stars in 1997's The Jackal with Bruce Willis. Video.
59:05 HBO Headlines: Arnold Schwarzenegger picks his nose. Ralph impersonates.
1:01:50 CA Gov signs anti paparazzi bill into law. Don't shoot kids.
1:02:50 Disney stops giving immediate access on rides to disabled children: Article.
1:04:55 Lindsay Lohan has come to her senses. Dina Lohan has douchebag lawyer and excuse for DUI.
1:06:40 Lindsay's half sister Ashley Horn spent $25,000 on plastic surgery to look more like Lindsay.
1:08:28 **First Appearance** Miley Cyrus theme by Jacob Harrison. Halloween costume.
1:10:40 No Halloween HBO this year. Kev is shooting Tusk.
1:12:00 Miley keep licking stuff this week. Rolling Stone cover.
1:13:05 Farrah Abraham says stupid shit and has a line of sex toys of her tits ass and vag molded on camera.
1:15:20 Farrah's 4 year old daughter is in counseling because her mom is a whore and keeps leaving her to go on 'business trips".
1:15:50 Movies That Will Suck: Taylor Swift was to be a movie star.
1:17:30 Tyler Perry's "A Madea's Christmas". Kevin defends.
1:19:20 Simon Cowell admits mistake hiring Britney Spears as a judge on X Factor.
1:20:05 Britney Spears will be lip-syncing during her Vegas performances.
1:21:15 Justin Bieber threw Lil Twist and Lil Za out after jewelry comes up missing. "So Lil Za I guess is like... pizza?"
1:23:08 Justin got Psalm 119:105 tattooed on his back.
1:23:50 One Direction's Louis Tomlinson falls on stage."He just eats shit".
1:24:45 Geek News: Fox's new show Gotham. Batman prequel with young Commissioner Gordan.
1:27:48 Ralph came so hard this week. 1966 Batman slot machine Vegas expo unveiled with Adam West.
1:29:00 What would it sound like if Ralph fucked Adam West?
1:31:05 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
1:33:03 "Liam Neeson's cock is so big.. it can sneeze with its eyes open."
1:34:30 "Liam Neeson's cock is so big.. the candyman can't."
Enhanced Audio Vision: Link
Comments: "Recorded live at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on 9/27/2013."
Runtime: 1:37:06
Recorded Fri. 27th Sept, 2013
Released Sun. 29th Sept, 2013
Show notes by @Forgeticus
0:00 SModco ad for DAVE School.
0:45 Kyle Hebert intro.
1:50 Ralph is proud of himself, was an answer on this week's Jeopardy.
3:28 Ralph: "You ever been on Jeopardy?" Kev: "3 times." Ralph: "Fuck you".
4:10 What does Ralph's wife call him when they fuck? She doesn't say his name.
6:30 Kevin got a bunch of super hero dildos in the mail, but his 14 year old daughter Harley opened the box.
9:00 "Filthy vibrators". Turns out Jen told her to open it.
11:20 "What's in the box?!" Kevin confuses Shawshank Redemption with Se7en. "Brad Pitt, fucking Morgan Freeman just vibrating each other".
12:20 Shout-outs: Paul Stalbaum. Can Christopher Walken warn Adrian not to make fun of Paul being in the Navy, or he could end up like Natalie Wood.
15:18 Jason Badower. Please wish Mitch Happy Birthday and congrats on his wife's pregnancy.
17:50 Jason sent in some HBO artwork.
18:55 Arnie and Liz. Can Kev use his creepy sexy voice to talk Liz into doing anal.
20:22 Robert and Ashley. Help Robert get laid by having Huell Howzer give a shoutout to Ashley.
21:50 **First Appearance** Ralph's Columbo impression.
22:30 Greg from Boston. Can David Bowie give a G rated anniversary shoutout. "I don't even wanna see her naked. It's the 2nd anniversary, we shake hands".
25:20 Email bag: Ryan read Ralph can do a Truman Capote impression.
27:45 Babble Story Time: Truman Capote reads Fun with Dick and Jane.
28:25 Brock from Australia wants to know if Kevin's German is male or female. What do the Germans think of David Hasselhoff?
29:38 David Foley wishes Al Pacino could recite some of Eddie Murphy's 'Boogie in your Butt".
30:53 Jamie Sterm found this bootleg DVD of Red State in Kandahar, Afghanistan. Ralph takes top billing.
32:25 Steve Ward wants Adam West and Bane to sing Sunny and Cher's "I Got You Babe".
34:14 SModco ad for Hulu Plus.
37:00 Tinseltown Stiffs: Patsy Swayze, choreographer and mother of Patrick Swayze.
39:18 "When Patrick was a baby, she did indeed put him in the corner."* DJ James epic rimshot* "Thank you so much. Glad to have you back, James".
39:30 Tinseltown Stiff: Lyn Peters 60's actress.
41:40 Lyn Peters Batman scene where Robin was gonna get laid/get killed. "Put it in me shepard's pie, Robin"
43:18 Hollywood Helper: Aaron Paul, Breaking Bad, rented out Boise theater and donated to charity.
45:20 Kevin tells a story about living in Ben Affleck's old house where he confronts a star tours bus to correct some facts. "Eww, he works for them!"
47:25 Jennifer, Kev's wife, egged a star tours bus during dinner one night.
48:20 Hollywood Helper: Robert Downey Jr.gives 5 year old a solid gold and diamond Iron Man helmet.
50:08 Shit That Should Not Be: Michael Bienn in Navy Seals bad camera driving
52:45 Exquisite Acting: Ryan Gosling angry at prostitute. Take It Off!
55:10 Kev-In: Bieber tattoo. Kevin looks sexy in Wrecking Ball.
57:10 Kev-In daily double. Kev stars in 1997's The Jackal with Bruce Willis. Video.
59:05 HBO Headlines: Arnold Schwarzenegger picks his nose. Ralph impersonates.
1:01:50 CA Gov signs anti paparazzi bill into law. Don't shoot kids.
1:02:50 Disney stops giving immediate access on rides to disabled children: Article.
1:04:55 Lindsay Lohan has come to her senses. Dina Lohan has douchebag lawyer and excuse for DUI.
1:06:40 Lindsay's half sister Ashley Horn spent $25,000 on plastic surgery to look more like Lindsay.
1:08:28 **First Appearance** Miley Cyrus theme by Jacob Harrison. Halloween costume.
1:10:40 No Halloween HBO this year. Kev is shooting Tusk.
1:12:00 Miley keep licking stuff this week. Rolling Stone cover.
1:13:05 Farrah Abraham says stupid shit and has a line of sex toys of her tits ass and vag molded on camera.
1:15:20 Farrah's 4 year old daughter is in counseling because her mom is a whore and keeps leaving her to go on 'business trips".
1:15:50 Movies That Will Suck: Taylor Swift was to be a movie star.
1:17:30 Tyler Perry's "A Madea's Christmas". Kevin defends.
1:19:20 Simon Cowell admits mistake hiring Britney Spears as a judge on X Factor.
1:20:05 Britney Spears will be lip-syncing during her Vegas performances.
1:21:15 Justin Bieber threw Lil Twist and Lil Za out after jewelry comes up missing. "So Lil Za I guess is like... pizza?"
1:23:08 Justin got Psalm 119:105 tattooed on his back.
1:23:50 One Direction's Louis Tomlinson falls on stage."He just eats shit".
1:24:45 Geek News: Fox's new show Gotham. Batman prequel with young Commissioner Gordan.
1:27:48 Ralph came so hard this week. 1966 Batman slot machine Vegas expo unveiled with Adam West.
1:29:00 What would it sound like if Ralph fucked Adam West?
1:31:05 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
1:33:03 "Liam Neeson's cock is so big.. it can sneeze with its eyes open."
1:34:30 "Liam Neeson's cock is so big.. the candyman can't."
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